Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?

AnotherSock · Oct 3, 2010

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Like any Scientology victim, Kirstie knows that the surest way to lose fifty pounds...

... is to waste it on the Communications Course.

Anonymous · Oct 3, 2010

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bill felty's blog
my 2¢ on life, the arts, pop culture

kirstie's lost 50 thetans

kirstie alley twatted that she's lost 50 pounds on her scientology-based weight loss system that requires you to swallow the magic elixirs from five colorful bottles (then think lovely, happy thoughts until you're lifted up up up in the air and your fat magically falls away). she's happy to show us her results. pay no attention to the fact that she's hiding behind a mahogany conference table, five burly italian men, and a heavy dose of photoshop

bill felty's blog: kirstie's lost 50 thetans

Triumph · Oct 3, 2010

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Was Kirstie Alley Photoshopped? By T. Kallmyer on Oct 3, 2010

We don't mean to beat the Kirstie Alley weight loss horse to death, but we were just sent the photo that she released on Twitter to show her 50 lb. weight loss.

Can you spot the Photoshop errors? List them below in the comments

Was Kirstie Alley Photoshopped?

comments are open..

GloryMarcabia · Oct 3, 2010

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Anonymous;1331237 said:

Check the hands out.
Kirstie Alley Looks Determined to Keep the Weight Off (Picture-9892560)

Holy crap!

The reason her hands are like that is probably due to all the thousands of hours of Scilon purification rundowns. They're also known as dishwasher's hands (no disparagement meant.)

Skeptic1337 · Oct 3, 2010

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GloryMarcabia;1331564 said:

Holy crap!

The reason her hands are like that is probably due to all the thousands of hours of Scilon purification rundowns. They're also known as dishwasher's hands (no disparagement meant.)

It actually might be more related to high blood pressure due to her obvious obesity.

Since I am an avid House watcher, I'm pretty sure my diagnosis is spot on.

Triumph · Oct 3, 2010

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Bunte.de
Kirstie Alley Dicke Diätlüge!
Google German translation

She is the queen of yo-yo effect - so recently left us Kirstie Alley times again know that they face the pounds has resumed the fight. But now new images show that this claim is a fat diet lies! But now new images show that this claim is a fat diet lies!

Up and down, up and down and up! For years, Kirstie Alley is fighting against their pounds lean times shown, then thicker. A fight that is being utilized in the media with great interest. A fight that is being Utilized in the media with great interest. Kirstie itself does not seem to interfere - to the contrary. It suggests even profit from the battle against the pounds. With her TV show "The Fat Actress" Kirstie made it to the screens of many Americans. But not only there you can talk about their successes and failures to date.

Recently, the 59-year-old tweeted proudly: "I've lost over 22 pounds and I feel incredibly good. Another 13 kilos still needed" to demonstrate to the world their diet success, invited Kirstie Alley on Twitter as high a proof image . Another 13 pounds should follow, "In order to show the world their diet success, Kirstie Alley has laid on Twitter as high a proof image. It showed a great looking, slim woman in the middle of Italian friends. "I have found the love of my life," tweeted further. "And I am myself!"

But however it all the yo-yo miracle in this photo is not well taken with the truth. After all, images from her leave us doubt the success of weight loss actress. After all, images from her leave us doubt the success of weight loss actress. It is round and plump as ever. Granted, a few pounds may be tumbled - but by a huge diet success can not be discussed. But why are the good Kirstie served on such a diet fat lie? Especially when the truth comes to light at some point.

So instead of cheating on their weight, Kirstie Alley should tackle and what might finally either change - or accept their figure. For this diet lies are an embarrassment!

Google Translate

Triumph · Oct 3, 2010

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Show Buzz
And He Said as weak. Kirstie Alley can take 23 kg, did not come down!
Google Romanian translation

it boasts That, this time ready to do Anything to lose. He has even posted up a picture that seemed to start losing weight.

But perhaps, shows us about how She Wants To Be heh, not like now.

For the paparazzi were not allowed until they have photographed her again. And this time, the splendor of over 100 kilograms. And this time, the Splendor of over 100 NF.

With a glass of juice in hand and very sluttish, Kirstie went to a yoga class. Maybe he wants to weaken the power of the mind!

Google Translate

Kirstie seems to be Big still in Romania
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Liber Tatea
Photos Kirstie Alley obese again
Google Romanian Translation

In early drum rolled and trumpets That announce wants to lose weight, but struggle with weight was very difficult for the actress Kirstie Alley. But Wants to lose weight with weight WAS very Difficult Struggle for the actress Kirstie Alley. The star managed to pull off 12 kilograms in just six weeks, but it seems to put them back just as quickly. Proof? T Kirstie Alley was captured in all its glory more than 100 pounds that has a few days ago while walking to yoga. . Not arranged, plump star appeared bothered by camera flashes and drown to avoid being photographed. U Unfortunately, Because of "volume", NOT TOO SUCCESSFUL.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ro&u=http://www.lucianblog.ro/2010/10/04/foto-kirstie-alley-obeza-din-nou/&ei=FxupTMK5FsOinQfc44XfDQ&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=5&ved=0CDAQ7gEwBA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dkirstie%2BAlley%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DO0t%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-USfficial%26tbs%3Dblg:1,qdr:h%26prmd%3Divnlo
very very big in Romania!

portlandrobin · Oct 3, 2010

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If Kirstie Alley weighs 180 pounds today, as she claims, I will quit my job and devote myself to Scientology forever. Here's the thing: she is a liar with no self-control cheating the bleating sheep out of their hard-earned money to chase a weight loss dream that she herself cannot acheive.

PUBLIC CHALLENGE (because you know she read these sites): Kirstie, come on up to Portland Oregon and get on my bathroom scale. If you weigh 180 pounds or less, I will sell my home and everything in it and give all the proceeds to the charity of your choosing. We are talking about close to one million dollars. Wouldn't you love to do something charitable with that money? You are always talking about how your religion helps people. All you have to do is prove that you aren't a lying liar who lies. Can someone publicize this challenge for me?

Finally, I still laugh when I see the photos from the infamous Oprah/bikini episode. I am the same height and build as Kirstie Alley. When I weigh 143, I am exceptionally skinny and wear a size 6. She looked huge on that show. Again, more lies, and always in the name of shilling for profit.

subgenius · Oct 3, 2010

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portlandrobin;1331594 said:

PUBLIC CHALLENGE

I endorse this project.
Must get to MSM.

As ifness · Oct 3, 2010

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Triumph;1330171 said:

soup puss

Can someone please
(1) shoop this face on to a picture of an underfed bikini model surrounded by besuited Italian men,
(2) then send it to Kristie's publicist, just to help out.

Anon99 · Oct 3, 2010

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portlandrobin;1331594 said:

If Kirstie Alley weighs 180 pounds today, as she claims, I will quit my job and devote myself to Scientology forever. Here's the thing: she is a liar with no self-control cheating the bleating sheep out of their hard-earned money to chase a weight loss dream that she herself cannot acheive.

PUBLIC CHALLENGE (because you know she read these sites): Kirstie, come on up to Portland Oregon and get on my bathroom scale. If you weigh 180 pounds or less, I will sell my home and everything in it and give all the proceeds to the charity of your choosing. We are talking about close to one million dollars. Wouldn't you love to do something charitable with that money? You are always talking about how your religion helps people. All you have to do is prove that you aren't a lying liar who lies. Can someone publicize this challenge for me?

Finally, I still laugh when I see the photos from the infamous Oprah/bikini episode. I am the same height and build as Kirstie Alley. When I weigh 143, I am exceptionally skinny and wear a size 6. She looked huge on that show. Again, more lies, and always in the name of shilling for profit.

I like that challenge!
Seriously, has she even commented on the all the speculation regarding the pic?

portlandrobin · Oct 3, 2010

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She has not commented on the controversy regarding the heavily photoshopped lie and her obvious ducking of the photographers in the past several months is clearly a purposeful avoidance of the documentation of her scam.

Kirstie, email me, I'll even buy your ticket to The City of Roses!!!

BTW: weight loss, the easy and inexpensive way:

1. eat less calories than you take in every day
2. exercise as much as you can
3. drink lots of water
4. stay away from fast food and heavily processed food.

There, now where is my reality show and million-dollar paycheck? I am tired of the day to day grind of working as a lawyer. Come film me, watch me work out (I never bitch, moan, whine and screech as she does), cook fabulous meals and eat reasonable portions, and even observe me NOT being a complete bitch to everyone around me. I will be a star, no?

Anonymous · Oct 3, 2010

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She could just use the excuse she used for the Oprah show: "It doesn't look good on this camera..."

Anonymous · Oct 3, 2010

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Anonymous;1331630 said:

She could just use the excuse she used for the Oprah show: "It doesn't look good on this camera..."

Special Kirstie Kamera. It's just a normal camera, broken.

AnotherSock · Oct 3, 2010

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Quick and dirty shoop. But then, I didn't have to change much.

[COLOR="White"][Kirstie Alley, L Ron Hubbard][/COLOR]

AnonyVix · Oct 4, 2010

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avanonymom;1330660 said:

She actually looks like she on drugs again. As for any weight loss, I don't see it but what I do see is her morphing into LRH as mentioned by others. What the hell is in that shit she'd hawking?!

I actually thought someone had photo shopped LRH's face on to Kirsty's now I realise she really is beginning to look like LRH. Disturbing and yet somehow lulzy.

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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Lol, I thought it was Aunt Marge.

Photos of Aunt Marge

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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After looking at her latest pics, I almost feel sorry for the cow. Except that she has chosen her lifestyle and has reaped the rewards. No amount of weight loss is going to make her attractive again.

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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Unusually quiet in Twatterland! Undergoing gastric-band surgery and lipo perhaps? Amputation? RPF? Or has Slappy lost patience and thrown in the Hole?

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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kirstiealley Twitter

1.[SIZE="3"] BOO! [/SIZE][SIZE="2"]7:49 PM Sep 30th via web

not even a peep since the story broke

that was her last message [/SIZE][SIZE="3"]"BOO!" [/SIZE][SIZE="2"]she must have her Halloween face on
[/SIZE]

kirstie sent this message

@southyorksfuzz did not mean to block you...but you should be aware that furthering slanderous info isn't something beloved 1:18 PM Sep 30th via web in reply to southyorksfuzz

here is the slur Kirstie was yammering about

Hear Panorama this eve a slur on the good name of Scientology. Outrageous! Nothing will stop us loving Kirstie Alley. BBC News - Panorama - John Sweeney revisits the Church of Scientology 7:54 AM Sep 28th via web

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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Anonymous;1331712 said:

kirstie sent this message

@southyorksfuzz did not mean to block you...but you should be aware that furthering slanderous info isn't something beloved 1:18 PM Sep 30th via web in reply to southyorksfuzz

here is the slur Kirstie was yammering about

Hear Panorama this eve a slur on the good name of Scientology. Outrageous! Nothing will stop us loving Kirstie Alley. BBC News - Panorama - John Sweeney revisits the Church of Scientology 7:54 AM Sep 28th via web

What a fool!
Don't even mention it..... someone on her twatter list might get curious and discover what an unbelievable retard she is.... She's such an asshole, really.

I'll tell you right now, if having your reputation and some serious cash on the line cannot take off that weight, NOTHING will!
Not for her own health.
Not for millions of dollars.
Not for praise and kudos from her fans, media, maybe even the diet industry.

As hard as it can be to lose weight, I don't know any overweight person that couldn't have done what she needs to do... still...in 4-6 months! Shit, even in 2-3 months for that kind of money!!! lol

I think being a Scilon has made her a little too super-human... ::I think/say, therefore I am..and the wogs that don't know this are unenlightened, bigoted and stupid:::

She's nothing but a lulzcow that just keeps on bringing the chubby footbullets meal after meal after meal after meal....

Poor chubby buddy is probably dieing to get thin and fit, but can't because the boss lady cannot control herself!! LOL

Triumph · Oct 4, 2010

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Janet Charlton's Hollywood
KIRSTIE ALLEY INSISTS HER “ORGANIC LIAISON” IS HELPING HER LOSE WEIGHT

We’re not sure that Kirstie Alley looks thirty pounds thinner like she claims, but she IS utilizing that old visual trick of hanging out with people bigger than she is. Kirstie and her Chubby Buddy workout partner, Jim, took a yoga class together. She should be highly motivated to get thin these days: nobody will buy Kirstie’s weight loss product, Organic Liaison, if she doesn’t lose weight herself.

Janet Charlton's Hollywood » Blog Archive » KIRSTIE ALLEY INSISTS HER “ORGANIC LIAISON” IS HELPING HER LOSE WEIGHT

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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found this in the comments

opps the example of the different vanishing point I mentioned above is here.

Notice that the pink lines show the vanishing point of the chairs under the table. If the blue lines from the corners of the table went to the same vanishing point we would be looking down on the table.
Also notice that the room does not share the same vanishing point either, indicated by the green Line drawn off the wall sconces.

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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Be interesting to see what, if any, response to all this she and her PR comes up with. As Twatland seems to be her whole life these days it's rather unusual for her to disappear for almost 4 days without her daily fix of sycophantic, ass licking tweets from her followers.

LOL! and surely only a $cilon would come up with such an embarrassing cliche for Italian men. Where are those guys really from anyways? They look like a gang of plumbers!

Triumph · Oct 4, 2010

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what does Kirstie's photoshop picture and this Pig Have in common?

OTBT · Oct 4, 2010

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Triumph;1331781 said:

what does Kirstie's photoshop picture and this Pig Have in common?

They both look hungry?

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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kirstiealley twitter

1. In answer to HOW I lost the weight...it is my new weightloss company Official Kirstie Alley's Organic Liaison: Organic Weight Loss Program, Diet Products, Video, Supplements, Recipes CHECK it out..it works and is SO easY!! 4 minutes ago via web

THE GOOD NEWS....I've lost 50 lbs!!! THE BAD NEWS...I have 40 more to go!!! ...lol.....at least I'm more than half the way there!! 21 minutes ago via web

shameless attention [STRIKE]whore[/STRIKE]hag

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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Too late Kirstie!

Kelly Osbourne has beaten you to the celeb weight loss crown and as far as we can make out - no gimmicks! The girl just ate less and exercised more!

Apologies to all fat people but THERE IS NO MAGIC FUCKING ELIXIR!

STOP STUFFING YOUR FAT FACES AND SHIFT YOUR FAT ASSES OFF THE COUCH!

Jeezus!

portlandrobin · Oct 4, 2010

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Does anyone have any ideas for getting my public challenge to Kirstie via the media?

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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AnonyVix;1331669 said:

I actually thought someone had photo shopped LRH's face on to Kirsty's now I realise she really is beginning to look like LRH. Disturbing and yet somehow lulzy.

Isn't that the ultimate goal of every OT? To mock up LRH?

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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At a point in this thread, I have been a nasty bitch to Kirsty, and she might just deserve it as a LULZcow, but between her 'diet' and her 'religion' she might be doing overweight people even more harm than meets the eye...

How a Traumatic Childhood Can Lead to Obesity, Health Problems and Early Death

http://www.alternet.org/story/148385/

But within a year or two, Felitti reports, he and his colleagues began having "a very unusual problem." There was a high dropout rate, not among people who were eating in secret and failing to lose weight, but almost exclusively among those who were successful and losing a great deal of weight. "This was driving us nuts," he recalls. "These kinds of weight reductions led us to believe we knew what we were doing. We had this great opportunity to establish a noteworthy weight-loss department, and these damn people were ruining it by fleeing what they wanted to accomplish!"

Jan, a young woman who entered the program in 1985 at 408 pounds, exemplifies what Felitti was encountering. Fifty-one weeks into the regime, she'd dropped down to a svelte 132 pounds. But a short time later, she suddenly began gaining again -- 37 pounds in three weeks, which Felitti would have thought physiologically impossible if it hadn't been documented. Asked what she thought had triggered this massive eat-a-thon, she replied that she had a history of sleep-walking and thought she was now "sleep-eating." She lived alone, and when she awoke in the morning, her kitchen was a mess of open food boxes, tins, and jars from her pantry, scattered among dirty pots, pans, and plates. "Since I'm the only person living there," Jan said, "nobody else can be eating the food -- that's the only reason I can think of for gaining weight."

But why now, Felitti wanted to know. What was going on in her life that triggered her gorging? She said a married coworker, a much older man, had complimented her on her new, slim, attractive appearance, and then suggested they start having sex once or twice a week. That had begun her three-week "sleep-eating" binge. Felitti was still mystified -- the proposition was crude, the guy sounded like a jerk, but was this bad enough to derail her astonishing, life-saving progress? Slowly, Jan revealed the story behind the story: as a child she'd been severely molested for many years by her grandfather, and since then, her entire life had revolved around not allowing herself to ever be sexually vulnerable again

There's much more at the link.

Bottom line, as much as I hate to feel compassion for her, Kirsty might have more going on than just a thirty year long food binge. Worse yet, some people with these problems who go to her program for 'help' might not find the real assistance they need to actually lose weight and keep it off, since you'd probably need the help of a real shrink or councillor to help you get your head straight.

Hey Kirsty, Psychiatry, it works and it helps people.

Skeptic1337 · Oct 4, 2010

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Anonymous;1331920 said:

Hey Kirsty, Psychiatry, it works and it helps people.

Putting down the ham sandwich works even better.

Environmental obviously.

anonhuff · Oct 4, 2010

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I agree with the sentiment of someone earlier in the thread (or maybe a quoted comment) that stated that being the CEO of a weight loss supplement company, that lies about their board of directors, that lies about the "it worked for me!" testimonials and that lies about her weight loss, just might be setting themselves up for fraud charges.

There was no "your results may vary, you might actually lose weight" accompanying her twat.

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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Must hurt that WBM has actually lost weight in the meantime.

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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Anonymous;1331949 said:

Must hurt that WBM has actually lost weight in the meantime.

Don't be forgetting about Smurf. He's half the SP he was a year ago, weight-wise.
and it didn't make him one ounce less cantankerous.

Anonymous · Oct 4, 2010

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Skeptic1337;1331927 said:

Environmental obviously.

indupitably nurture

subgenius · Oct 4, 2010

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Anonymous;1331958 said:

Don't be forgetting about Smurf. He's half the SP he was a year ago, weight-wise.
and it didn't make him one ounce less cantankerous.

Paging Smurf..............
requesting diet/weight loss program
requesting an appropriate "Brand Name" to compete with Krusty's fraudulent plan

AnonyVix · Oct 5, 2010

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Anonymous;1331721 said:

I think being a Scilon has made her a little too super-human... ::I think/say, therefore I am..and the wogs that don't know this are unenlightened, bigoted and stupid:::

She's nothing but a lulzcow that just keeps on bringing the chubby footbullets meal after meal after meal after meal....

^^^
THIS

Kirstie just can't seem to get that if you're going to front a weight loss program you have to actually loose the weight, doubtless her scilon mindset has a lot to do with this odd "I can do anything without any effort" attitude.

Also agree this is bordering on fraud, her only saving grace is that while she produces shopped images others publish real images showing the reality making it more of a joke.

At least she didn't sneak off to some "health farm" to have the lard surgically removed and then claim the organics did it.

Deep down I think Kirstie is one messed up girl, she may have been a bit messed up to start with but doubtless scientology has only made matters much worse. It's sad and pathetic.

Anonymous · Oct 5, 2010

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WHO GIVES a shit about this BITCH? What disturbs me more is how long this thread has gone on for someone that is just a low life loser in the celebrity world. She's used her fat weight to re-ignight trying to become a celebrity again.

Anonymous · Oct 5, 2010

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Good call.

In Hollywood circles, Kirstie Alley is nothing but a bottom-feeder. (But oh my... she sure does feed that bottom!)

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