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Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by xenubarb, Apr 8, 2010.

  1. xenubarb Member

  2. adhocrat Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs


    Do the math.

    Full time = 2000 hours per year. So she's paying a zookeeper less than $10 an hour

    Wonder what she means by 'zookeeper?'

    "Hey bud, do you like animals?"
    "Sure, Kirstie, I love animals."
    "Great, you're now a zookeeper."
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    It could be SO slave labor.
  4. Anonymous Member

  5. CowBell Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    Om Nom Nom.
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    Could be RPF'r shovelling lemur shit.
  7. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    RPFers trained as zoologists making $20,000 a year each? Something smells fishy.
  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs


    actually she said:

    Which means they SO pet slaves being called "zookeepers" (Fat One said nothing of zoologists) are probably making their usual rice & bean wages while the other $36,000 is in food and other supplies for the spherical scilon's caged pets.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    I wonder if her Exotic Animal permits are up to date. And yes, two EPF slaves and $40K for food and supplies sounds about right.
  10. Zak McKracken Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    YO, Anderson Cooper!

    We haven't any indication yet that Kirstie beats her staff (or her slaves or lemurs)
    but srsly.

    Uptone?
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    Downtone?
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  11. xenubarb Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    Thought y'all might like to see the other end of Scurvy Bill for a while. :)
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    Lookee here what I found. Apparently, lemurs are an endangered species. No fucking way the whale has a permit for that.

    About.com: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html

    "A quick Internet search reveals a thriving trade in just about every species of primate, from capuchins to chimpanzees. Prices range from U.S. $1,500 to $50,000. Even endangered species, like Diana monkeys, lemurs, and gibbons, are for sale. "
  13. adhocrat Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    Whatever happened to the Dumbo octopus?
  14. JMBrandon Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    no, we all know Alley is using her OT powers to make the lemurs use the toilet.
    or maybe... using powers to make the lemurs not need to use the bathroom at all...
    she can also will all the weight off her body.
  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    Lemmures works and the help people
  16. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    epic fail typo. sorry bros :(
  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Spends $40,000 a Year on Leeemurs

    Kirsties proven shes terrible at basic math...
    1 vet bill for each lemur, would wipe out 1/2 of the $40,000
    then theres taxes on wages SSI etc.
    by the time you pay for food,medications..and turd removal/waste. and all the other little expenses .the zookeepers would be lucky to make $ minimum wage..
    they are Scilons if they work for the Fatbags..

    are we sure Shes not raising them for the dinner table?..
    or a black market for endangered lemur's
    I'd check her closet four a Fur coat made from the baby lemur's

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