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Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by tippytoe, May 20, 2009.

  1. Snake Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    She just wants to eat all those babies for herself!
  2. mrfyde Member

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    And if they have been squirted in the eyes with prozac she can't eat them or she'd be an illegal PC
  3. Anonymous Member

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    hmmmm

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  4. xenubarb Member

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    Ya can't fix stupid!
  5. Snake Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

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  6. Tenebrous Member

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    When a person is vapid enough to make that statement you can't really expect them to get their other information correct. :p
  7. A.Non Hubbard Member

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    Best part of the article, imho:

    (I added the ling for Google's benefit.)
  8. RightOn Member

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    oh come on, now, comfy is one thing.... but comfy and nutz is another.
    the only thing she would say moar plz for would be for butter.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act


    You mean the ling to David Miscavige?
  10. Mutante Member

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    Thanks anon I almost missed that ling to David Miscavige

    .
  11. subrosa Member

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    Thats heat in the winter, and shade in the summer..... Just sayin
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    No problem. That is the ling to David Miscavige .
  13. lothar Member

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    LOL.. fat actress should not have a stream of thought device...
  14. Anonynamefag Member

  15. anmoyunos Member

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    You leave me the hell out of this.
  16. TypingChimp Member

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    My thoughts?

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  17. lothar Member

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    Hulk smash diet
  18. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    OMG!

    (we all puked a bit in our mouths on that one Lololol)



    eeeek!
  19. xenubarb Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    I lol'ed at the juxtaposition of Fat Actress below FREE GROCERIES FOR A YEAR
  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    Kirstie Alley for next dead Sci-celebrity? $100 says she keels over while trying to use a treadmill like Isaac Hayes.
  21. Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    She has less chins there than the super soaker pic, how's that work? Especially considering her ankles are wider than David Miscavige is tall.
  22. Anonynamefag Member

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    Maybe David Miscavige should put her on the purif.
  23. A.Non Hubbard Member

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    "240lb Kirstie Collapses! Pals rush to save her"

    I wish her friends luck but when red giants collapse into the nebula stage there's really nothing left to save.
  24. Anonymous Member

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    What the fuck! Celebrity thread and we haven't had one good piece of gossip?

    I don't if anyone hear has heard or not but Kristie Alley and David Miscavige are regular fuck buddies. Of course this is after David Miscavige has wiped all of Tom Cruise feces off of his penis.
  25. TypingChimp Member

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    My favorite part is where the puke is coming out of that guy's nose. Been there, done that, puked on the t-shirt.
  26. Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    christ I wouldn't want to see Krusty throw up.
  27. TypingChimp Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    If she did that in New York, there'd still be a foot of vomit to clean up at Yellowstone and Banff.
  28. avbb Member

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    Kristie Alley spotted sunbathing nude!
  29. Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    Nuh-uh, I'm not clicking. Not letting curiosity get the best of me this time.
  30. TheStig Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    I think we've just detected a helium flash.

    From Wikipedia:

    "For a star with a mass less than 2.25 solar masses, the core helium flash occurs when the core runs out of hydrogen, and the gas pressure is no longer sufficient to counter the gravitational collapse. This causes the star to start contracting. During the contraction the core becomes hotter and hotter until it causes the outer layers to expand outwards initiating the red giant stage. As the star continues contracting due to gravity, it eventually becomes compressed enough that it becomes degenerate matter."
  31. Anonymous Member

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    I believe it was a methane flash from her massive gravitational pull that kicked off her huge expansion just prior to becoming a singularity. I guess her weightloss plan in Nov will announce how to lose apparent size by expanding until your gravity well collapse your body.
  32. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    Man, all those baby parts an' all.................
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    Then again, there is always the 'Alley' stomach pump.

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    [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Indigo"]Heya Kirstie, we gotcher back![/COLOR][/SIZE]

    Oh, heya David Miscavige you twisted little fuck, this empties into your swimmin' pool, at least it is better than your empty promises!

    :) (never a Freak around when ya needs it :D )
  33. Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    Oh please god be a rickroll..
  34. Skwee Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    Oh puh-leeese, RickRolls are soooo liek Chanology 2008.

    BTW: In that picture of her in the orange dress, she has less chins than in the more recent ones. Is it older or newer? (Yes, I'm wasting my life on sci-lebrity gossip)
  35. WilberMercer Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    "She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book."-Joan Rivers.
  36. another123 Member

    Re: Kirstie Alley Stupidly Twitters about Mother's Act

    About.com throws in their 2 cents: No Mercy For Those Who Invent Facts
  37. xenubarb Member

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    I remember some pix of her attending some big la de dah Scilon event in a yellow gown, and some snarky writer commented that it looked like she was wearing a VM tent.

    PROTIP: Stay away from yellow, Kirstie! Srsly, it DID look like you were wearing a VM tent.
    Perhaps your dressmaker is...
    one of us?
  38. exOT8Michael Member

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    I had Kirstie on my Twitter for less than 24 hours b4 I could not stand her any longer. Inflated emptiness gone wild.
    What a deleteful experience.
  39. AlertAshAnon Member

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    Come on out and march, Kirstie! We missed you in SF @ CCHR! We'd love to see ya!
  40. TypingChimp Member

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    I lol'd.

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