Kirstie Alley Will Win DWTS, Thanks to Scientology

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by Optimisticate, Mar 10, 2011.

  1. Anonymous Member

    This is the first one she did.

  2. Anonymous Member

    What's the standing look like? is there a site on the interwebs that shows them?
  3. BrakTalk Member

    Even though they did their best to make her not look like the fat fucking piece of shit that she is, you can still smell her raunchy putrid stench.
  4. Smurf Member

  5. Herro Member

    Holy shit you mad as hell.
  6. Anonymous Member

    Is that all you do now a days? Show up and say people are mad... My how the mighty have fallen.
  7. Anonymous Member

    Maybe it isn't our herro at the moment! It could be our herro is in the RPF and it is Louanne who has taken over the account and you know how much of a one trick pony she is!

    Copypasta for all!
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  8. Anonymous Member

  9. BrakTalk Member

    Mad? I thought I did a fairly decent job of simply describing the average Scientologist. I must admit though, looking back, I hardly did it justice. Maybe I should add more four letter words and adjectives next time?


    She's either a succubus or a tranny. Tell me I'm wrong.
  10. Anonymous Member

    Or she's a suck-a-bus tranny!
  11. xenubarb Member

    This is a size 6:

  12. xenubarb Member

    She's too stupid to remember to eat. No way she'd ever make it on the outside!
  13. RightOn Member

    Regardless of the fact that I can't stand her and all that she LIES about and stands for, I think she did a decent job of her last routine.
    Sorry, Gotta call 'em like I see 'em.
    and yes I hope she loses
  14. eddieVroom Member

    See the Gastric Bypass thread...
  15. Smurf Member

    "Deena Katz, senior producer and head of casting for "Dancing With the Stars," said agents and managers have told her that "DWTS" brings more exposure for many of their clients than appearing in a scripted pilot. "It's a better way to showcase somebody," she said. "Midway through the season, networks are calling them."

    Current "DWTS" contestant Kirstie Alley, who earned an Emmy for her role on "Cheers" and made headlines in recent years mostly for her weight struggles, is already noticing the renewed interest: "I've always gotten offers, but the quality is different," she said after a recent taping of the show. "And I'm getting a lot more movie offers.",0,1202741.story
  16. Anonymous Member

    Hi Guise- I'm just as into the tabloid stuff (and I hope she fails) but when I view this thread I get a little mad at myself for paying so much attention.
    The gov't (Obama today) is calling for a group to police the internet. Yes, this thread is fun- Krusty sucks- but IMHO it's a major derail for alot of us- myself included. Anyone else feel that DWTH takes away from other more pressing stuff? Curious.
  17. xenubarb Member

    "The quality is different."

    Chubby pr0n coming into fashion?
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  18. COREarg Member

    No, not the sacred dance of orgies!

    You got it, I'm mad and dissapoint.
  19. COREarg Member

    ...I'm totally in.
    I mean, into the chubby. Not into Kirstie's porn.
    This world needs more chubby girls and less anorexic bitches on the magazines
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  20. xenubarb Member

    Of course. These simple distractions divert a hella lot of Americans away from real issues, but they like it that way.
    Thinking is hard.
  21. Smurf Member

  22. Anonymous Member

    Agreed. Many of the latter wind up in hospitals and then on to years of therapy. Or they die, and their final pictures are put up on the web for us to gawk at.
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  23. COREarg Member

    I have now to make a sacrifice to the god Menemenem for this offense.
    Must hold my wish of Argie ranting...must hold it.

    BTW: She needs a hair cut. Like, right now. That hair looks like putrid hay or makes me want to rip it off her head.

  24. Anonymous Member

    Pundits predicting Ralph Macchio will be sent packing tomorrow night and Kirstie Alley next week. She did OK tonight..

    Who: Kirstie
    What she danced: Viennese Waltz

    How she did: Oh, Kirstie. We love Kirstie and we have since the start of this season. Here’s why: she turns her body just so into her turns and perfectly performs a winding motion where she’s never too far away from her partner nor too close in. It suggests the lovely tension that all successful dance couples aim for. The opening move where she spun and then sank into her partner’s arm had just the right touch of romance while still maintaining the control of someone aware of their body. Add to this, Kirstie has a natural grace and musicality that elevates her sweeping moves across the floor.

    What the judges said: “You were literally on the crest of the wave,” “You were tight the whole time, you transformed the ballroom space every time you step out the there,” “Beautiful posture, lovely sweeping movement.” Score: 27
  25. Anonymous Member

    Pundits were right. Ralph's out. Next week is the finale where the final 3, including Kirstie, will vie for the championship.
  26. Anonymous Member

  27. Triumph Member

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  28. Anonymous Member

    The costume Alley wore for her "Dancing" debut had to be taken in 38 inches for her to wear it again Tuesday for the show's closing episode.

    [strike]scientology[/strike] gastric bypass works and it helps people.
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  30. RightOn Member

    Even tho' I can not stand her and all that she stands for, I gave her previous props when she deserved it. I call 'em, like I see 'em.
    Last night was not one of those nights.
    So she did a cartwheel. Yeah I know she is 60 years old. So what. It looked retarded in the middle of the routine.
    I think it was done as a last harrah because she knows she is going to lose now. I am surprised she made it this far.
  31. BLiP Member

    Dunno is Kirstie has lost any weight but - whew! - hasn't Maksim Chmerkovskiy bulked up!! Looks like he could move a mountain.
  32. RightOn Member

    I think he did in that last dance routine
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  33. AnonLover Member

    the fact that fat bitch made it to the final and Ralph didnt.... Imma boycotting the whole damn network for the summer.
  34. Anonymous Member

    He probably began intensive weight training after collapsing under Mt. Kirstie.
  35. Anonymous Member

    From the comments...and..LOL WUT?
  36. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Why haven't we pooned the polls?

    Also, if she wins... Would it be the end of the world? I couldn't give a fuck less about DWTS so if she wins, big deal IMO.
  37. Anonymous Member

    #18003 [-]

    (05/24/11 12:45 PM)

    OK, take this with a HUGE grain of salt, but saw this posted by someone on another board.

    Just heard from old network friend in NY. "Suits" at ABC are in panic mode over worries that Scientologists are flooding telephone and text voting to push Kirstie Alley to victory in tonight's final show of the DWTS season.
    Alley is a Level 7 Scientologist and very public in her support of the "church." She credits it with saving her from drugs. The ABC "Suits" worry that Alley would do another "Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch"-type routine and tell America that she won the Mirror Ball Trophy because of Scientology.
    That could be disastrous for one of ABC's top rated and most profitable shows. With the demise of Oprah and the failure of her network, DWTS is very popular with "The Great Unwashed".... the women TV is now totally targetted to.

    Last season, there were rumors, never proved, that conservative audience telephone voters kept Bristol Palin on the show for an extended time because of their love for her mother. This year, the studio audience has been constantly packed with high-visibility Scientologists, such as Kelly Preston and others. John Travolta even made a special appearance on the show to support Alley.
    ABC insiders say there are worries that Scientologists have been instructed to call and text as many times as possible to vote for the overweight and clumsy Alley. Some worry that a large number of calls coming from the 727 area code, covering Clearwater, Florida where Scientology is based, would be an indication of possible fraud in the voting.

    Results will be announced tonight. Alley had the worst scores from the professional judges last night, and a victory tonight would certainly give rise to reports of Scientology taking extraordinary efforts to distort the results and buy themselves a victory. That could cost ABC and the Suits millions in advertising dollars next season due to lost viewership and public support.
    As I said.... the Suits are worried.
  38. Optimisticate Member

    OK so this thread was started March 10. It's May 24. That's, what, 10 weeks approximately?

    I can see her costume being taken in a total of 38 inches (a couple inches off the sleeves, a couple off the hips, etc etc), or her dress being 38 inches long and being taken in, but there's just no frikkin way she's lost more than a few inches off everywhere in 10 weeks. It's taken me a few months to become completely emaciated (size 4 now, no idea what I weigh) from a size 14 (about 170 lbs) in January, and that's with involuntary exercise (lotta walking), not eating at all due to illness, and life problems. She may have lost some weight, but it's unbelievable that anyone is believing her bullshit about inches and being a size 6 and all that crap. It doesn't happen unless it's been surgically removed (read: liposuction).

    She's a hag and nothing will change that, mkay?
  39. Anonymous Member

    Kirstie on ET:
    "I want that damn thing, I really do!"
  40. LocalSP Member


    2. "Wow, she's looking good, isn't she? This award-winning actress has lost quite a bit of weight over the past year. Too bad you can't chalk it all up to the exercise and/or diet methods she's claiming. You can, however, credit her bariatric surgeon. When she finishes dropping the weight, she's already planned to return to the same overseas hospital for a few additional procedures. Some liposuction, a breast lift, and a tummy tuck will finish off her newly svelte package, and make it a pleasure for her to look in the mirror again." [Blind Gossip]

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