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Kirstie Alley's Maine home for sale. Hope you like pink.

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Anonymous, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. grebe Member

    Exactly. Where are the boys supposed to hang out in that totally frilly place?

    There's water. That means boats and snorkeling and bird watching and adventures. Even girls like to have adventures, even though that means boots covered in mud, waders, slickers, tools, and slimy stuff. And running into the house to go pee or to get a drink while you're a bit drippy. So part of the house needs to be ready for some gear and half done projects laying about.

    If the furnishings can't take a bit of cat sick and West System epoxy, they aren't worth having.
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  2. I think I just overdosed on chintz.

    Kirsty is displaying her middle-class midwestern roots. She probably thinks this is what a cottage is supposed to look like. If Kinkade painited interior scenes they would look like this. I would hate to have to dust those fucking cloth-covered fake birdcage thingys dangling from that vaulted ceiling.

    In reality (speaking from experience) New England summer homes should be a bit more Eddie Bauer with a smattering of weird old family stuff like fishing poles and lobster pots and old glasses made from 50's era jelly jars that have sat on the shelf for decades next to the depression-era fiestaware that no-one eats off of anymore because of the lead dangers. Nothing is covered in chintz, no table cloths anywhere and the beds are covered with quilts made by long deceased family matriarchs.

    She is clueless. I hope she's selling this to fund her lemurs, not scientology.
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  3. Anonymous Member

    Ya know Kirstie, you can have all the money in the world and it will never buy you class. Or taste. Or brains enough to avoid con-men like L Ron.
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  4. YouSeeNothing Member

    Dongcopter Decorating has a nice ring to it. :)
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  5. Anonymous Member

    or enough muumuus for each day of the rest of your sad life.
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  6. blownforgood Member

    I talked to a guy that did a bunch of work @ Kirstie's house in Florida. He said that there were PILES & PILES of monkey shit everywhere. He said whatever landed inside the monkey cages, the monkeys would throw at people or stuff outside of the cages.

    Supposedly she spends a boat load on these monkeys but it aint on the cleanup detail.

    Needless to say, it was pretty nasty.
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  7. Anonymous Member

    To think there was a time when many of us would have slipped her the salami... /facepalm
  8. I love Thomas Kinkade:
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  9. I might steal that!:)

    My style is pretty distinctive. My dad claimed I decorated in 'early opium den'. I just like to think I have good taste...;)

    I grew up working class in Flyover but I summered with relatives in New England north of Boston until I was 18. Kirstie is missing the point completely. You don't go to a cottage in that place to pimp it out. You go to slum with the plain ol' folk in a small town for a month. Rough it in a simple, perhaps even non-heated house with the second-best silver plate and a bunch of stuff too old or amusing to put in your formal row house on Beacon Hill. The refrigerator is really that old and not a reproduction and the showers must be conserved in the single bathroom.

    She's missing out, poor thing.
  10. Anonymous Member

    It's obscene, just like the owner.
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  11. Anonymous Member

    Ayup.
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  12. You HAVE to have a porch! To sit and watch whatever it is you are watching, or read or sleep when it gets hot or eat or lounge. Kirsty's porch is unimpressive. She thinks the inside of the cottage is what counts. In real life you spend very little time inside it.
  13. Anonymous Member

    We agree.
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  14. ^^Thanks, I'm sure you do, by the way, Shaw's wedding is over there (points helpfully)...
  15. YouSeeNothing Member

    Family and I rented a cabin in the woods last year. Beautiful, three-story cabin with all the modern conveniences including central air, pool table and a big LCD tv--we spent the entire vacation outside on the porch.
  16. DeathHamster Member

  17. And that is how it should be. :)

    PS: The cottage I stayed at had a B&W TV until the mid nineties. I first saw Monty Python and Lawrence of Arabia on it's withered, faded screen. I spent my time engineering ways to make my granfather's radio pick up Boston FM radio.
  18. Anonymous Member

    I wonder what the her neighbors on that island are thinking. I wonder if they're relieved.
  19. Anonymous Member

    If I had the money, I would buy Kirstie's cabin and turn it into a little sanctuary for people in the medical field looking for a comfortable getaway.
  20. Anonymous Member

    FIFY
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  22. RightOn Member

    a party house for myself and my friends and then when COS finally tanks, have one hell of a fuckton party!
  23. anon walker Moderator

    I wouldn't go in that room. It simply reeks of cooties.
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  24. RightOn Member

    what? no lemurs on the roof? lol
  25. I LOVE IT IF I HAD THE MONEY I SO WOULD BUY IT!
    Wish I hit the lotto ! I love this house I never change one thing .❤️❤️❤️ Is everything inside included ?!!!
  26. Anonymous Member

    No, she's taking her body thetans with her.
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