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Kirstie Alley's Twenty-One-Year-Old Boy Toy

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by Anonymous, May 19, 2011.

  1. lostatsea Member

    It looks like she has his head in a vice-grip and is sucking out his soul.
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  3. COREarg Member

    GOD KIRSTIE
    JUST WASH YOUR HAIR ALREADY

    IT DOESN'T HAVE BODY THETANS
    IT HAS LOUSES EVERYWHERE
  4. Triumph Member

  5. Anonymous Member

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  6. Rheinländer Member

    That is the reason that she looks like she never wash her hair: No time for this!
  7. Herro Member

    <tinfoil>

    Maybe her body is consuming more energy than she's providing, thus causing her body to consume stored energy, resulting in lost fat.

    </tinfoil>
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  8. Triumph Member

    starvation diets are dangerous for your health.

    its actually MUSCLE TISSUE that get consumed NOT fat cells when you starve yourself.
    not only does your metabolism crash but your body begins looking to conserve energy. Muscle is metabolically active tissue. its the first to go...

    fat cells are metabolically alot slower...its takes more time and energy...they do get consumed but at a much much slower rate...
    the majority of the fat will only be consumed after most of the muscle tissue is ravaged...

    it destroys the muscle tissues..it will take years to repair strenthen and produce new muscle tissue..

    add to that shes no spring chicken...at that age it can produce permanent damage.

    Shes looking at long term health problems..at the least

    not that Krustie or those helping her knows much about healthy dieting

    Organic Liaison says we weigh more because of the "toxins in our fat cells"

    that some sound medical advice there ...its those evil toxins that make us fat *sarcsam*
    of course they did a Streisand on that bit of quackery
  9. Herro Member

    Let me ask you a question. Without liposuction, and without violating conservation of mass / energy, how do you lose weight?
  10. Triumph Member

    a life long change in health eating habits..and a regular daily exercise.
  11. Herro Member

    And when you do that, you're consuming more energy than you're putting into your body, causing it to consume stored energy, resulting in lost fat.
  12. Anonymous Member

    Gonna sound racist and Im sorry but a fat white chick that no respectable white man wants.......a black mans gottas to jumpz on that! Easy target bitch!
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  14. Triumph Member

    first its slowing down the production of energy in fat cells...fat cells store energy that your body consumes ..with Dieting its slowing down the metabolism.. that reduces the size fat cells..its not like your body cannibalizes fat cells..your body needs fat cells.

    fat cells store energy..that the body uses..your not loosing fat ...your reducing the size of the fat cells.

    on the other hand the Ethiopian starvation diet..your body cannibalizes muscle tissue..the fat cells store less energy..so they get smaller...
  15. Anon_1HG Member

    Don't forget the 2 hours of SEX everyday you half wit! Dems der where the pounds went off to!
  16. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Proof that cash is the best mouthwash!

    GAH! Yuck! *pttttooooo-ptttttooooo!*

    (*shudder*)
  17. Herro Member

    $10 says she's still hotter than any gal you've ever porked. Why u so mad?
  18. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Send money now honey, the only ugly in any of my ex's was deep on the inside :p
  19. Anonymous Member

    Not that you were necessarily able to probe that deeply...
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  21. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Harrr, I haz 1971 model of 'Suck-O-matic'! So there! :p

    Okay ya big loon, for two hours a day you're a woman..............
  22. Anonymous Member

    Oh lawd, I wonder if his boner is immediatley killed when he sees those disgusting hands on his phallus. Holy fuckwaffles.
  23. Anonymous Member

    he has a horny grandma. (and monies)

    they should make a double date with hefner-pedo and his great-granddaughter aged fiancee'.
  24. Anonymous Member

    I hear this cleans your brain pretty good, with regular washings.

    selfysis.jpg
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  25. Anonymous Member

    that and white or grey hairs on Krustie's hoo hah
    eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  26. Optimisticate Member

    Proof positive that any asshole will do anything they can to get ahead in Hollywood if they're willing to sleep with anything that moves, as long as they think the thing has influence.
  27. Anonymous Member

    did they hold auditions?
    by giving candy to poor kids in the 'hood?
  28. Rheinländer Member

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  29. Anonymous Member

    Kirstie dumps 21 yr old Boyfriend
    http://www.showbizspy.com/article/233271/kirstie-alley-dumps-boyfriend.html

    I guess OT powers can't detect a MOMMA'S BOY
  30. Anonymous Member

    If she put gloves on, I'd hit it :p
  31. Rheinländer Member

    Last night my mommy saved my life... *sing*
  32. Bonebreaker Member

    Maybe some botox would help
  33. Kilia Member

    The hands show the real age of a person, no matter how many facelifts and botox injections they have.
  34. Anonymous Member

    sounds to me like the young dude ditched the vulgar, old cow
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