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Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by Smurf, Feb 6, 2010.

  1. Goosh Goosh Member

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    burger isn't big enough
  2. Anonymous Member

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  3. Lorelei Member

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    ^^^

    ROFFLE!

    Needs to be two huge platters of fettucci alfredo (a.k.a. "heart attack on a plate"), for maximum accuracy, given that she was observed snorkling those down recently.
  4. Anonymous Member

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    I'd rather watch the same show, but with Norm.

    NORM!

    da bers
  5. xenubarb Member

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    I, for one, will NEVER be ready for Kirstie Alley's close-up!
  6. grumpus Member

  7. Triumph Member

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    episode II birthday surprise

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    the producers must have thought it stunk..so they begged Mrs. Travolta to do a cameo.
  8. Anonymous Member

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    There are a LOT of people who like to watch train wrecks. Think about it...when you see a horrid wreck, don`t you look? Even though you don`t want to see blood, gore and guts...you find yourself looking.
  9. Lorelei Member

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    If the cops / amber lamps are already there and no one is staggering around screaming for help and bleeding, me slowing down to gawk doesn't help me get where I am going faster, so I'm not much of a rubbernecker.

    However, I will call 911 and report breakdowns and accidents if no po-po are yet on the scene.

    So, just enough of a glance to ensure it is being taken care of, and not much interest beyond that. I'm probably already royally pissed that people are not fucking going and are in my damn way, by that point.
  10. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

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    I think using "train wreck" and "Krusty Alley" in the same sentence is a misnomer. I think this show is about on par with a Orbital Nuke Strike level of Fail. This was confirmed when John "Happy Haiti Helper Hands" Travolta has to come on this clusterfuck in order to, I guess raep her?
  11. xenubarb Member

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    A&E has turned into the carnival sideshow channel.

    Midgets, dwarbs, people with face eating tumors, and now Kirstie Alley. Step right up, folks!
  12. RightOn Member

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    ok, usually stats on a show's popularity come out pretty quick.
    Did I miss it? Or has anyone heard the stats after this aired?

    Has she tweeted since the show aired? I don't twitter so... so has anyone heard anything?
    I looked in the news and not one peep about the show after it aired. why?
  13. Anonymous Member

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    I'm so hungry now.
  14. Librarian62 Member

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    Here are the numbers i got (second hand, the show was not in the published "top 20" )

    • I found numbers for Kirstey Alley's Big Life is anyone is interested...

    Kirstie Alley's Big Life (10pm)
    - 1.445 million viewers
    - 1.0/2 HH
    - 0.6/2 A18-49

    Kirstie Alley's Big Life (10:30pm)
    - 1.405 million viewers
    - 1.0/2 HH
    - 0.6/2 A18-49

    verdict: If this where a rerun or a late season episode it might be considered merely "mediocre" but considering this was her big, heavily promoted (on you tube) premiere show.
    I would call it an unqualified DUD.
  15. Anonymous Member

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  16. Goosh Goosh Member

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    wait so she is on the rpf diet now?
  17. Anonymous Member

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    Kirstie's program planning strategy: "ooooh shiny! let's do this"
  18. Lorelei Member

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    It is spelled "endeavor," Kirstie Failley.

    I see that .04 million people fell asleep when I did. Now THAT is an endorsement! Have insomnia? TiVO this show!

    I did learn that Kirstie's pets apparently piss all over her house. That was something I didn't want to know.

    (Speaking of pets: Needs MOAR lemur. That was the only part I actually enjoyed a bit. Yay, lemurs.)
  19. Belladonna Member

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    Lemur - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    In other words, probably shouldn't live in her house.
    (Does Kirstie also have some Hemet Pocket Mouse :) ?)
  20. Gottabrain Member

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    Reality shows are the final Fail death throb of annoying, talentless actors & actresses we never want to see again.

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  21. Lorelei Member

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    I know she's probably being an asshole to keep lemurs as domestic pets, and the possibility of these being not-quite-legal has been brought up before, but they can't help being cute.

    C'mon, man, that was ONLY thing I liked. I'm trying to throw a bone, here. Fat lady can haz cute lemurs.
  22. grumpus Member

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    LMAO
  23. Belladonna Member

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    'Cause you're the most adorable poster on the board.
    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEtDdlrWOc0"]YouTube- Zoboomafoo Intro (English)[/nomedia]
  24. Lorelei Member

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    ILYTBB. Smooches.

  25. Anonymous Member

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    oh holy shit

    you faggots, wow

    the only good thing about the lemurs is that they haven't been eaten yet
  26. RightOn Member

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    thanks! ;)
    I couldn't find it anywhere. I wonder if they are squashing the results.
    wow that is 1 million viewers too many
  27. theLastAnon Member

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    Hey, Librarian62

    Can you get those numbers for us each week plox? As you know and others noted, only the top 25 get released by Neilsen publicly. It would be helpful in seeing which way the audience numbers trend over the course of the season. Thanks in advance.

    Of course, the number should drop pretty significantly. I'm hoping it gets canceled. I'm too lazy to go look up how many shows were to run for the first season. Anyone know?
  28. Belladonna Member

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    TV Examiner - Matt Carter
    Conan O'Brien - Kirstie Alley feud continues (video link)



    VIDEO: Kirstie Alley Says Conan O'Brien Had Ousting Coming | RadarOnline.com
  29. Triumph Member

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  32. Random guy Member

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    Failed star is failed.
  33. BlooAnon Member

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    She really wrote that? RPF it is!
  34. Lorelei Member

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    Secret Squirrel v. Miscavige Squirrel: only needs some Mortal Combat theme music. :p

    Re: viewing audience stats--how does that measure up, in terms of market share, to the other stuff airing at the same time?

    I'm also suspecting that a lot of the premiere episodes' audience were Anons, hoping for some quality new LULZ and finding only disappointment and boredom.
  35. Belladonna Member

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  37. Triumph Member

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    Star Magazine TV Reviews
    Kirstie Alley's Big Life
    By Marshall Fine
    http://www.starmagazine.com/kirstie_alleys_big_life/reviews/tv/14563

    Kirstie Your Show SuX
    ----------------------
    Movieline Review
    Look Who's Reuniting: Kirstie Alley Plays the John Travolta Card for Big Life

    Written by Julie Miller

    read the rest here:
    http://www.movieline.com/2010/03/movieline-counts-the-empty-calories-in-kirstie-alleys-big-life-1.php
  38. Belladonna Member

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    Movieline has such sharp writers.

    It's so funny - I tried to watch the show, but at the point where Kirstie settled into the booth with the Travoltas and proclaimed "I just want to get laid," I had to turn it off.

    Twitter was filled with "Oh hahaha, Kirstie's my girl! I just love her. She so funny!" I don't get it.
  39. potrezebie Member

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    Most of that number is most likely representative of nearly a million old ladies who, just like my mom, fall asleep about 6 PM in front of what-ever-the-damn-hell-channel. You can't turn it off either, then they wake up and complain that they were watching it...

    Then they whack you with a rolled up TV guide and that hurts.

    But not nearly as much as those pitiful ratings. :)
  40. Anonymous Member

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    The first time I read about rice and beans, I had to overcome my cultural and culinary heritage and happy childhood memories to not think of this:

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    A good pot of red beans and rice can probably be found no farther west than the Texas state line, and can almost certainly not be found outside of Louisiana, unless you happen to know and be good friends with a Louisianan. A good pot of red beans and rice is a thing to be treasured and loved.

    That said, the description of the food at the RPF is rice and beans, not red beans and rice, and cannot be that special delicacy peculiar to Gulf Coast regions once controlled by France. When I pray, I pray to the west, towards New Orleans, towards muffulettas and beignets, gumbo and shrimp creole, nutria and boudin rouge, jazz music and police brutality during natural disasters. Now, I can haz olive salad? :)

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