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Kristey Allie defends the Cult

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by iaxiloll, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. Alpha Bates Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    Also, Kirstie Alley is so fat:

    She puts mayo on aspirin.
    Her blood type is Heinz.
    Her rolls look like she has to screw on her underwear.
    The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
  2. FreakE420 Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    KirstieeatinDM.gif
  3. Anon1720 Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    FreakE strikes again! LOL
  4. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    ...Or: She lights a fart in the morning and it dies at night.

    She is so fat that Jupiter could fit in her belly button

    She is so fat that it takes years for the blubber to stop jiggling... in fact I doubt it ever has stopped!

    She is so fat that you can tell how old she is by the depths of her folds

    She is so fat the creases in her fat can house a family of 5
  5. Goosh Goosh Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    this image.... will haunt me for the rest of my life
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    kirstie alley is so far that:

    she stores her food supply in her orbit

    her flight to africa was canceled when her travel agent realized she was a target for ethiopian cannibals

    obama classifies her bowel movements as weapons of mass destruction
  7. manly man Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    Hillarious!
  8. potrezebie Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    LOL!

    And, FreakE, the Kirsti as frog animation...THAT is verry disturbing...but cool. :)
  9. Keyumdi Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    I love watching Kirstie Alley talk about how fat and ugly she is. Fat Actress was hysterical, and it should be renewed. I hope she spends the rest of her life being a fat punching bag. She's so Divine at it.
  10. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    Behemoth Alley is so fat that when she goes and changes oil in her cars, they don't have to use any in stock. They just drill some out of her creases and it is made fresh daily!
  11. Goosh Goosh Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    bump, needs moar fat jokes
  12. iaxiloll Member

  13. iaxiloll Member

    Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult



    ^^^
  14. Re: Kristey Allie defends the Cult

    I heard she was banned from Oprah because they were fraid she would jump on the couch. Truefax.
  15. iaxiloll Member

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