Krusty's got a new show :(

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by YouSeeNothing, Nov 24, 2013.

  1. YouSeeNothing Member

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  2. Anonymous Member

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  3. Anonymous Member

    fuck you Krusty Alien
    I am just sorry that Rhea Pearlman is doing the show with you.
    Too bad Rhea's comeback to television is with your fail ass
    Your show = fart in church
    a lead balloon
    windows on a submarine....
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  4. My understanding of the current situation, as told by a reputable source, is that Kirstie threatened to devour a TV executive in a fit of desperate, washed-up celebrity rage. In mortal fear for his life, just as she was wrapping her mits around his wrists after overpowering him with her unsurpassed corpulence, he agreed to give her a TV show. She relented at this, but a look of bitter and unsatisfied voracity could be seen on her face as she left the room.

    True story.
  5. Anonymous Member

    Adding that douchebag Michael Richards doesn't help. I wouldn't watch a show featuring him if my own mother were the co star. I like Rhea. Too bad she is trapped in this lunacy.
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  6. Anonymous Member

    I don't think it is necessarily a bad thing Krusty has a new show... Look at it positively:

    1. She makes a new show.
    2. Moar LULZ ensue.
    3. People see her in all her moonbat shit glory and realize she is a washed out hack.
    4. Moar LULZ ensue.
    5. Lasts a month or two tops before it gets cancelled.
    6. Moar LULZ ensue.
    7. Krusty ends up in deep doo doo with COS because her repeated attempts to KSW fail..
    8. Moar LULZ ensue.
    That is just the TL;DR list. I could go on, but I think you get the point now.
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  8. JohnnyRUClear Member

    ITT: 27% of all people who will even notice this show.
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  9. aegerprimo Member

    What show? ;)
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  10. RightOn Member

    omg she looks like a house!
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  11. The Wrong Guy Member

    I checked the TV listings and noticed that the network carrying the show, TV Land, is one of the very few channels that the local cable monopoly does not make available in HD. As I write this, in prime time, TV Land is in the midst of a several-hour block of reruns of The Andy Griffith Show.

    TV Land (stylized as TVland and originally known as "Nick at Nite's TV Land") is an American basic cable and satellite television channel that is owned by the MTV Networks Entertainment Group, a unit of the Viacom Media Networks division of Viacom. Originally consisting exclusively of classic television shows, the channel now airs a combination of recent and classic television series, original scripted and reality series, and theatrically released movies.
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  12. We can only hope that Krusty starts talking over and interrupting Michael Richards.

    He doesn't care for that
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  13. Anonymous Member

    I'm rather amused that it has been 6 days since the news broke that Leah Remini also landed a new show on TV Land and Krusty didn't assplode all over Twitter.

    Unrelated irony - the day the news broke, she was bawling on Twitter about being sick, loathing antibiotics and needing chicken soup.
  14. RightOn Member

    amazing! considering she is OTV!
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  15. Enturbulette Member

    Just another opportunity for her to fail and be poorly handled by weird Sci PR peeps drawing public attention to further inevitable self-embarrassments and opps for our lulzy threads and shoops. Horror-ay!
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  16. Anonymous Member

    Feeling sorry for herself then.
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    Ron Hubbard: 'Sweet Dreams, Krusty Low-Tone.'

    That's pretty low on the tone scale, she's lucky ole Ron's not around anymore to dispose of her quietly and without sorrow.............
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  18. Anonymous Member

    This drops tomorrow night at 10/9C. Troll Twitter? Start a log of Nielsen ratings here?

    Keep an eye out for reviews, too. I am interested to see how this is received..
  19. FreakE420 Member

    I thought we launched her fat ass into space! What'd I miss?
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  20. Ogsonofgroo Member

    No no no, that's the moon, FreakE :p ^^^
    I want to see at least one episode, to see if Krusty, with all her massive (lol) OT powers can actually provide the world with some subtle insights and wisdom for living in a world full of depravity and sin...... no, no, really I are kidding *pre-gouges eyes out in anticipation*

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  21. Anonymous Member

    LA Times Review: TV Land's 'Kirstie' recycles sitcom stars and jokes
    Kirstie Alley plays a Broadway diva with Rhea Perlman and Michael Richards along for the not-very-inspired ride in a new half-hour comedy.,0,2429053.story#ixzz2mX6NRc4I
    STL Post Dispatch TV Review: TV Land's 'Kirstie' is loud, broad
    WaPo Review: ‘Kirstie’: A plastic replica from the old sitcom machine; ...
    tl;dr Krusty's show pretty much sucks.
    SLT Review: TV Land's 'Kirstie' is just plain bad
    NYT Review: She Makes That Much on Broadway?‘
    Kirstie,’ a TV Land Sitcom, Stars Kirstie Alley
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  22. Another sitcom starring a Scientologist celebrity, Giovonni Ribisi, was canceled mid-season. Ratings must've been pretty bad.
    Fox schedule shakeup: 'Dads' going away, more

    By James Hibberd on Nov 21, 2013 at 7:53PM

  23. RightOn Member

    I refused to watch this fail for obvious reasons
    Hopefully Krusty has finally jumped the shark for good and nobody will want her for anything
    Scientology works and it helps people
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  24. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Hey Kirstie: you should replace those pathetic wogs in your cast with some OTs!

    ...oh, right. There are no OTs.

    Oh well.
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  25. RightOn Member

    I thought this was Danny Mastersons show? Ribisi was in it too?
  26. No, it was Ribisi's show.
  27. RightOn Member

    I tried to check the TV stats on this show for the premier, but couldn't find anything
    Maybe I am looking for the wrong thing? Or maybe it just didn't rank a listing at all?
  28. RightOn Member

    I thought I saw Masterson in there too?
    Welp! if cancelled, too bad for Seth McFarlane. But I am sure he has enough money (and then some) to recover from it if the show ends
  29. JohnnyRUClear Member

    That depends on how dauntless he's been. ;)
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  30. Not surprising. Out of the three I would guess only Rhea strikes me as a contender for broadway.

    Thanks for confirming it was he of the racist remarks.
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  31. wolfbane Member

    Can somebody stomach this evil, repulsive bitch long enough to watch her disgusting show for one episode and gather a list of Advertisers for all the commercials shown?

    I think those advertisers should be targeted, and hit HARD, for not pressuring TV Land to force Krusty to publicly apologize to Leah for her deranged rant on Howard Stern as well as admit disconnection does exist. And if they those advertisers don't do that, and continue to run their commercials on TV Land - then they should be rightfully smeared for being enablers and promoters of all that is evil in Scientology.
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  32. Anonymous Member

    Mark at Tony's blog:

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  33. RightOn Member

    uhhg what fucking hag
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  34. Ogsonofgroo Member

    MY EYES!!! I caught a clip of the show last night (YT one), it was all I could do to make it through 5mins without puking, Kirstie's ugly goes right to the bone (after passing through the dreaded 'Fat Alley Belt' of course). Crude, rude, and not funny at all, any bets that she had a hand in the laugh-track? They probably tried to bribe a live audience, and then realised nobody was laughing. :p

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  35. OTeleventy Member

    She just always looks like a pissed off, ugly, constipated, turd monkey. Me no like.
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  38. Ogsonofgroo Member

    OMG!!! ^^^

    I fucking knew it! That be reptile skin starting to show beneath he human make-up!

    Run. The. Fuck. Away!

    Edit~ Oh please shoopers, can we has iguana morph on that pic above? Why am I reminded of that old Captain Hook song that goes 'Never smile at a crocodile....', but really, more like a Komodo lizard, poisonous rot infested mouth, soulless eyes, and bad table mannerz + just fucking scary demeanor.

    Bwahahahahahahaha! *ugh*
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