L.Ron Hubbard PROJECT MASS SHOOP

Just found this. Too busy to play with it now.
Needs auditing.

No, it needs a little pond to swim in!

Based on a series of truly ghastly Ron's Words of Wisdom 'thought-of-the-day'-type emails sent out by the London Morgue, presumably in the forlorn hope they'd persuade some bloody fool to buy even more of the old fraud's verbal diarrhoea from the Bookstore Officer. Originally posted on The Underground Bunker.

Is that a faint flatulating noise I hear from the depths of space? Originally posted on the Underground Bunker:

Originally posted at The Underground Bunker.

Observer girl at Tony's Blog:

Let's play: "Where is my Hubbard":

This one is for me and this one, and this one too

I had a WTF moment, I only knew of the one cover he was drawn as Buddha, and now this one:

It is hard to tell if the cover was Hubbard's idea or if the staff just loves Hubbard so much. Either is equally possible. The Hubbard worshipping was shameless back then and Hubbard's opinion of himself was equally shameless.

I haz just the thing, need freakee to shoop a sauce pnd of timato-ducks, with Hubbard in a little row boat holding some car cables attached to E-meter, chasing dem...



*shrugs* dunno, i thot it was a good idea at the time...

Originally posted at The Underground Bunker.

Lolol Mark.

from another thread:

https://whyweprotest.net/community/threads/aaron-saxton-scientologys-sea-org-recruits-minors.52995/

I love this a little more every time I see it.

They should have one of these on the wall of every org:

It's almost to perfect

WEBSITE: http://scientology411.wordpress.com/2013/09/30/the-hubbard-course-on-computer-technology/

Posted earlier today at the Underground Bunker, after Tony included possibly the direst exhibit yet in his 'Video Vault' series.

Mark how about your other gems on this theme

Your wish is my command...

There was a lot of rubbish about "duplication" in Sluggard's incoherent maunderings, so:


But upon reflection, I thought this was a scene we'd like to see:

Originally posted yesterday at the Underground Bunker.

Is this ^^^^^^ one of those founts of wisdom?

Originally posted at the Underground Bunker.

Work hard, little CMO's. Your Uncle Ronnie thought the embroidered silk handkerchief last year was very nice ... but for this year's birthday present, your Uncle Ronnie is hoping for a gold Rolex watch.

PULL MY FINGER

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Regarding "finger" I only recently noticed the condition of LRH's index finger on the left hand in this photo:

That's fucked up. Looks like warts gone viral. Dianetics couldn't cure that.

There also ought to be a law against aging fat con men wearing berets. How very tres chic. Not!

Thetans are busting out.

Originally posted at the Underground Bunker.

It's a shame he didn't choke to death on them.

So that`s where Shelley Miscavige is. Forced into Scientology`s OT 38 Time Machine and living in the 1960s as Hubbard`s wife.

Ohhhh No, Good God, Nooooo, WTF is DAT?, ya had ta make me look at that, NightOwl, Fooking LRH Finger-Warts that can't be unseen.
It looks like Ole Ron pulled some of his research outta his narsty arse..........

Eerie:

Where's Waldo?