LA Times Smackdown: Do we REALLY need to watch Kirstie lose weight AGAIN?!

Anonymous · Apr 10, 2010

LA Times Smackdown: Do we REALLY need to watch Kirstie lose weight AGAIN?!

Dear Kirstie Alley:

Look, I'm fat too. Maybe not as fat as you, but still, I've had three kids and as a TV critic, I spend a fair amount of time on my butt. After 40, it's so easy to gain, so difficult to lose, even with a workout.
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So I get why you'd think starring in a reality show about losing weight and developing some organic products along the way might seem like a good idea--there's no better motivator than the camera, right?

*snip*

You see how something like that opens you up to ridicule? I'm not even going to mention the lemur cage, the fluffy princess cats, the corgis, or the fact that you seem to keep your assistants in a tiny round room accessible only by a child-sized door. Perhaps plus-sized women everywhere will feel encouraged by the fact that your stylist brought a dozen gorgeous dresses to your bedroom so you could choose a New Year's eve frock.

*snip*

I know you feel bad about yourself at this weight, and it must be hurtful to have unflattering photos occasionally appear in the tabloids. But Kirstie, complaining about the paparazzi as you launch a reality show just makes you look stupid. And frankly reality television does not have a great track record in the personal growth and emotional healing departments. (Like you, Jon and Kate thought it would be a great way to inspire people and earn a little extra cash.)

Do we really need to watch Kirstie Alley try to lose weight -- again? - Los Angeles Times

Two pages of Kirstie being told to STFU. Those aren't even the best parts.

Anonymous · Apr 10, 2010

Re: LA Times Smackdown: Do we REALLY need to watch Kirstie lose weight AGAIN?!

Anonymous;1219590 said:

Do we really need to watch Kirstie Alley try to lose weight -- again? - Los Angeles Times

Do we have any choice?

Goosh Goosh · Apr 10, 2010

Re: LA Times Smackdown: Do we REALLY need to watch Kirstie lose weight AGAIN?!

kirstie probably eats the lemurs, just like every other fucking thing she sees

i'm amazed that she hasn't eaten her kids yet

Anonymous · Apr 11, 2010

Re: LA Times Smackdown: Do we REALLY need to watch Kirstie lose weight AGAIN?!

Either way, you could still have your reality show, but it wouldn't seem so dated and whiny. I'm worried about you Kirstie, and your kids, Lillie and True. They seem terrific, but honestly, how healthy is it for them to be sitting on your bed all night listening to you complain about being fat and kind of famous? What are you teaching them, exactly? That a grown up woman can't lose a few pounds without involving her adult children, an entourage and a camera crew?

zing!

exOT8Michael · Apr 11, 2010

Re: LA Times Smackdown: Do we REALLY need to watch Kirstie lose weight AGAIN?!

hey Kirstie you may have forced a new meme

Egofatfaggotry

RightOn · Apr 11, 2010

Re: LA Times Smackdown: Do we REALLY need to watch Kirstie lose weight AGAIN?!

shouldn't this go int he other Kirstie thread?

Anonymous · Apr 11, 2010

Re: LA Times Smackdown: Do we REALLY need to watch Kirstie lose weight AGAIN?!

RightOn;1220204 said:

shouldn't this go int he other Kirstie thread?

bawww moar nigger

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