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Laughworks comedy by Tom Solari and Narconon president Clark Carr

Discussion in 'Narconon' started by The Wrong Guy, May 17, 2013.

  1. The Wrong Guy Member

    And Now For Something Completely Different: Scientology Stand Up!

    By Tony Ortega

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    You just have to hand it to the folks in the San Fernando Valley. They’ve tried raising money for an Ideal Org with bowling nights and by selling doorknobs. And now, well, apparently it’s time for a little old-fashioned show biz.

    For those just joining us, the Church of Scientology is in the grips of crisis, and is losing members in part from the endless rounds of fundraising to purchase new buildings dubbed “Ideal Orgs.” Church leader David Miscavige has made these projects a priority even though they’re replacing facilities that weren’t full to begin with. So local members, like the trio in this video, have to come up with creative new ways to convince wary parishioners to come on down for another round of heavy fundraising pressure.

    In the Valley, that means trotting out reliable Nancy Cartwright and Jim Meskimen for a night of hilarity!

    First, enjoy this new entry in the pantheon of epic Scientology music videos:

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    Laughworks is the brainchild of a Scientologist named Tom Solari, who has performed for many years, in particular with a fellow church member named Clark Carr.

    Hmm, Clark Carr. Doesn’t that name sound familiar?

    Sure, you remember — two weeks ago, it turned out that Scientology’s drug rehab in the Atlanta area was not only the subject of a criminal probe of insurance fraud, but also an investigation of credit card fraud. Multiple former patients told law enforcement that Narconon Georgia had fraudulently taken out credit cards in their names, and then had maxed them out.

    Well, it turns out that Carr is the president of Narconon International, and when he was asked about the allegations, here’s what he said to WSB Radio reporter Pete Combs:

    Here's the article and open comments:
    http://tonyortega.org/2013/05/17/and-now-for-something-completely-different-scientology-stand-up/

    Here are some related searches:

    www.bing.com/search?q=%22Clark+Carr%22+Scientology

    www.bing.com/search?q=%22Tom+Solari%22+Scientology
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  2. RightOn Member

    is that Noelle North in a red wig on the left? I think so
  3. Random guy Member

    According to comments over at the Bunker it is.
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  4. McLOVIN_1982 Member

    threw up in my mouth...
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  5. RightOn Member

    ha! I knew it was the witch!
    *pats self on back for having a good day yesterday (well memory wise at least lol)*
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  6. The Wrong Guy Member

    Here's Clark Carr in another recent performance:

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  7. Here's a photo of her to compare it to:

    Mode edit: NSFW
  8. DeathHamster Member

    http://www.vice.com/read/scientologists-make-terrible-stand-up-comedians
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  9. Why would you even bother making unfunny shit like that. Seriously stay in bed all day, the world will be a better, funnier place.
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  10. Does this mean that Carrot-Top is actually funny now? Gallagher? Milton Berle? Jerry Lewis?

    Shit, they can't even make it onto the Unfunny comedians list.

    That was painful, wow, fuckers are causing engrams, just how low will they sink to strum up business......ouch!
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  11. Link to Noelle North being spanked in the movie "Slumber Party 57":
    Mod Edit: Even if you link, it is still NSFW
  12. Random guy Member

    Ah, that too.
  13. The Wrong Guy Member

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    Introduction

    By Clark Carr
    Following will be excerpts and selections from the forthcoming work, Ending Addiction.
    The book is comprised currently of six parts and twenty-four chapters.
    Many people have contributed and continue to contribute to this important work. Especially to be acknowledged for his many years of effort is John Duff, president emeritus of Narconon International.
    This is a work-in-progress. Your comments and thoughts are welcome. I understand that there will surely be some who disagree in part or in whole. The world is large enough for more than one viewpoint. You may offer comments at .
    Thank you for your attention and for caring about the problem.
    Clark Carr President Narconon International
    prweb.com/releases/narconon-releasing-/ending-addiction-book/prweb11105678.htm

    mod edit: links broken

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