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Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

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  1. Anonymous Member

    Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    SELLER: Lisa Marie Presley

    LOCATION: Long Valley Road, Hidden Hills, CA
    PRICE: $8,995,000
    SIZE: 8,000 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms

    DESCRIPTION: Beautifully & extensively remodeled & expanded in the exclusive guard-gated community of Hidden Hills is this 8,000 SF sprawling ranch home on over 3 acres of lush rolling lawns w/ orchards.

    In addition to the main house, consisting of 5 bdrms. 5.5 baths, this private complex also features 3 separate guest quarters, pool/spa w/ waterfall, barns/tack rooms & extensive extra parking. The home backs up to the Santa Monica Conservancy/Ahmanson Ranch which ensures privacy.

    Missus Presley Keough Jackson Cage Lockwood's Long Valley Road compound also has 3 separate guest quarters, one of which is reportedly occupied by musician Danny Keough, her first huzband and the baby daddy of two of her four off-spring.

    The Real Estalker: Lisa Marie Presley Lists Hidden Hills Hideaway

    24895 LONG VALLEY RD Hidden Hills, CA 91302 : HGTV FrontDoor Real Estate
  2. coskilla Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Sci-ronarah bitch from the U.S.
  3. Sponge Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    "Presley alive.. in Tunbridge Wells"
    The Sun 18th August 2010
    Lisa Marie Presley to move to Tunbridge Wells | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

    Snippets...
    I don't know of any current gossip on MJ and her. It all seemed to die down [pun alert] ages ago. Was Ian Halperin supposed to be releasing more scieno-dirt? He seemed to suggest another book a while ago but nothing materialised.

    Sounds like Gold Base.


    "Flock". LOL moonbats.

    Please take her back. We don't want her. Kthnxbai
  4. Smurf Member

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  6. basil Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Not convinced we want it either...
  7. Sponge Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Oh boy, is she in for a rude awakening. One wrong move and the tabloids will be all over her, camping at the gates.
    If she hasn't got spinmaster Max Clifford on the payroll as her chief deflector and misdirector then she's a fool or intends to be a recluse.
    She should have moved to Cornwall like bugger-for-punishment Madonna has just done. That way Lisa Marie could get out of easy reach of Fleet Street yet get her dose of moonbattery at John & Ted's Clamelot Castle Hotel ;)
  8. pedrofcuk Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Leave Lisa alone! Oh please leave Lisa alone! For godsakes what did she do to you? Leave her alone!
  9. subgenius Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Speaking of her love for England, the 42-year-old has said: We have found the quality of life so much more enriching and fulfilling.

    "The civility, the culture, the people and its beauty have reawakened me and have smoothed out some of my bleak and jagged views about people and life."


    Gee, she should try Scientology. I hear they can help with that sort of thing.
  10. Sponge Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    LOL.

    The UK has exceeded its quota for celebrity chavs. We don't need immigrant ones who promote scientology.

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  11. xenubarb Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    What the hell is this?
    IS THIS PICTURE LISA MARIE???
    Following in daddy's footsteps. Or Kirstie Alley's...
  12. basil Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

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  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Darth Miscaviage: If only you knew the power of the Cheese Cake!! Priscilla never told you what happened to your father..

    LMP: She told me enough! She told me *fat* killed him!

    DM: No. Taking a shit while *high* is what killed him!

    LMP: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

    DM: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!

    LMP: No! Nooooooo!
  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    buhh is is getting fat
  16. Triumph Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Don't 2 year old scientology Toddlers know how to walk? the Tyke is a little big to be carted around in that contraption.
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    The Gossip Rags all use the quote " "moved to England to get away from the Gossip surrounding Michael Jackson"

    Does Lisa Marie's handlers realize that the UK has 5X the King of Pop Gossip reported in their rags.. its almost a national pastime there!

    if She going to claim that,tell the truth!

    She left LA ..to get away from the gossip being passed around the Celebrity Center.. and David Miscavige and his sycophants Joking about Her and Michaels Private confessional files over a Liter of cheap imported Scotch.(FIXED)
  17. Bipolart Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Good lord!
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    No, this isn't the child, this is a snack. ^^
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  19. Sponge Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Lisa Marie Presley sacks two cleaners for not signing privacy contract | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

    snippet...
    Welcome to England Lisa Marie
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  21. Gary Moore Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    LOL! - "The cleaner's pal said: "Lisa Marie is a miserable cow."

    Welcome to England indeed! A taste of things to come - The Sun doesn't pull punches when it comes to the Co$ and I do believe that newspaper has the largest circulation in the UK does it not?
  22. Smurf Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    I understand the unemployment rate in the UK is quite high. Surely, LM can find some upstat, compliant thetans to grovel to her every need.
  23. bAnon Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    "That SOB group, all they want is my money." Elvis Presley
  24. Sponge Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    USA is a couple of % worse than the UK and Tunbridge Wells has one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country. If she continues being a cunt then eventually her staff will consist entirely of chavs from commuting from Sheerness. Unless of course she drops DM a few million in donations and he gives her a few slaves from nearby St.Hill.
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    ITT: celebrity e-stalkers.
  26. anonakatie Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    The move to England is really old news- she moved there a year ago(hence the MJ reference).

    At that time there was great speculation that she had left CoS and that the move to England was part of that. She may have. She may have also been recovered by them. The location near St Hill is not promising.

    She is also skinnier now, FWIW than when she was in US.
  27. Gary Moore Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Not understanding the point of your reply given the fact as Sponge has stated the US rate is higher and TW is quite an affluent area by comparison to others.

    Did I offend a personal friend of yours or something ?
  28. Sponge Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    LA county is even worse than their national average. Looking at various sources, approx 2 to 3 times worse than the county of Kent and 3 to 4 times worse than TW.

    Anyway, enough of that boring shit, here's some stupid lulz...
    The Spoof : Secret Nazi tunnels link Lisa Presley's new Borley Rectory home and Saint Hill Manor scientology HQ!

    Also, the sacking story makes it to Yahoo news but, unlike The Sun newspaper, they are relucant to call scientology a CULT and instead use the dreaded "R" word *shudder*.
    Presley fires new staff - report - Yahoo! News UK

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  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    [IMG]

    Daddys going to return to soil the Loo.
  30. Anonymous Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Leave the cult and leave now 'Cilla and Lisa. 50 million Elvis fans can't all be wrong.
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Celebslam
    Lisa Marie Presley is Drunk
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    Lisa Marie Presley is drunk - Celebslam: Shocking Tales and Tawdry Behavior!
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  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Makes a person sick that this bitch got her fathers fortune and is wasting it away on Scientology. Or she has been told that it would pay off for her in a taxation benefit.
  33. AnonyVix Member

    Re: Lisa Marie Presley lists home.... to move to the UK..

    Probably or she can get some East Europeans to do it.

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