I think it might be a little lulzy to rewrite famous lyrics a bit. To change the original context so it could make scientology respond: "We are not amused". For instance, Funny how a certain Master's lyric fits in with our cult: Scientology, you've been livin' hell to me You've scammed me since nineteen sixty three I've seen 'em come and go and I've seen them die And long ago I stopped askin' why Scientology, I hate every inch of you. You've conned me and have scarred me thru an' thru. And I'll walk out a wiser weaker man; Mister Congressman why can't you understand. Scientology, what good do you think you do? Do you think I'll be OT when you're through? You bent my heart and mind and you may my soul, And your OSA turn my blood a little cold. Scientology, may you rot and burn in hell. May your midget fall and may I live to tell. May all the world forget you ever stood. And may all the world regret you did no good. Scientology, you've been livin' hell to me. Original: "San Quentin" by Johnny Cash Please feel free to add more if you so desire..