So I had a postraid thread, but the internet crashed. Fuck the universe, etc. You get the short version. We were late because Strobe was late. All blame the glorious leaderfag, for we carry his fails upon our shoulders. Lots of talk about Day Z/Z Day/Daisy; Eight had a bicycle! A newfag and Pigeon showed up. Tits were ogled. The newfag was ignored. Though he bought cider. That was cool. I asked Sam if he had seen the postcard we had sent him. He said he hadn't and swiftly walked away. We deduced that he had seen it. Positive public opinion has increased due to Suri/Katie/Tom drama. Lulz. A man in a van stuck his finger up at me. I stared and then waved. He suddenly decided he couldn't look at us anymore. WAVETECH. The troll cannon cut out mid Hell March because the support piece was missing. Zippotech solved the problem later. Found support piece under bed when I got home. Oops. Skinnies is a faggot and a late one at that. WHO HAS SKINNIES' WAFFLES?! RAIN. Ace Dick certifies "Anon detectives decide that Fuckeye and I are together. My vagina is surprised." All in all, could have been better, but as we gauge our success rate on how unhappy Sam looks, I say this is a victory for us. Also, HAI, SAM. Thank you for confirming to Strobe that you read our threads.