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Marty can cure prostate cancer...

Discussion in 'Independent Scientology' started by Smurf, Nov 16, 2010.

  1. Smurf Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

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    Fuck! My eyes... my eyes!!!!!!!!
  2. Gottabrain Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Sorry Smurf. The idea of Rathbun treating prostate cancer brought some ugly images to mind.

    Anyway, some medical facts to support you and take your eyes off of it:

    Marimastat in the Treatment of Patients with Biochemically Relapsed Prostate Cancer: A Prospective Randomized, Double-Blind, Phase I/II Trial ? Clinical Cancer Research

    "Prostate cancer remains the most common malignant neoplasm diagnosed in adult males in the United States (1). During the past 15 years, widespread clinical use of the prostate-specific antigen (PSA) test has resulted in a significant increase in the proportion of patients presenting initially with early stages of disease. Currently, ∼80% of newly diagnosed patients present with no clinical evidence of metastatic disease (1). Most of these patients are treated either with radical prostatectomy, external beam radiation, or brachytherapy. Data from uncontrolled studies suggest that 30% to 50% of patients treated with local modalities of treatment will show evidence of biochemical (PSA) relapse during a 10-year follow-up period (2–5)"

    So a diagnosis of prostate cancer in its early stages doesn't mean metastatic disease. And the man should wait abouit 10 years before deciding he is cured.

    Note added: I don't see that his kidney failure had anything to do with the prostate cancer, which is normally a contained cancer, and he hasn't said it had anything to do with it either. The kidney statement appears completely unrelated.
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Can Marty audit away the zits on my ass?

    And, how much would that cost me? I only have one mortgage so far.
  4. BusinessBecky Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    TMI!!
  5. Anonymous Member

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  6. Gottabrain Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    ^^^ROFLMAO! That's much better.
  7. DeathHamster Member

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  8. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    18 biopsies on a prostate, usually the size of a walnut?
    Maybe there was no prostate left to get any cancer in?
    OT5 may be NUTs not NOTs.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

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    Please grip the P-Meter. This is the session.
  10. Gottabrain Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Yeh, that sounded weird.

    How about this - if he had 18 tests, and the accuracy of the test is 94%, then there was about a 1 in 20 chance that at least one test would (inaccurately) show cancer. He didn't say what all the results of the tests were.

    Prostate cancer test's accuracy cited - Los Angeles Times
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    I hope this guy doesn't drop his doctor's orders for post treatment, like some sci's do. Positive thinking does help because the body's under such intense stress. If the patient is also mentally stressed, it exponentially compounds the physical stress and immune system.

    So I'm glad this guy got a mental boost. Obviously he still isn't thinking straight, but he didn't actually say all his medical help wasn't part of his getting better.

    And yes, cancer and/or it's treatments can cause kidney failure. But if he doesn't follow his doctor's order from here on out, he'll likely not make it. And of course "someone" will say he was PTS.

    So many sci's die from cancer because they do nothing until it's terminal, or do something, then get auditing, attribute their remission due to auditing, and drop medical treatment, and die, horribly. Oh wait, they call it "dropping the body".
    Sick.
  12. Radio Paul Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

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    Marty helps Kermi's prostate cancer with his auditing !

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    Uncle Marty says pull up a chair, have a cookie and tell uncle all about it!

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    Marty knows how to handle OSA spies!

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    Marty wants to have his cult cake and eat it too!
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    ^^not funny. Over the top. Are you trying to kill the thread?
  14. Radio Paul Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Very funny and right on mark. Stuff it up your ass if you don't like it. But don't worry, Marty can help you find it!
  15. Radio Paul Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    [IMG]

    LRH has chosen MARTY to lead the way to the true tech
  16. thefatman Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Alternative medicines do not work. Hence why they are called alternative, don't you think if they worked science would have accepted them as treatments? The whole reason they're called alternative is because they don't fit the scientific method and most of them cannot be tested (e.g., spiritual healing). After all, if it wasn't for aspects of naturopathy we wouldn't have aspirin.

    Rejecting mainstream science and medicine because some guy said he has a snake oil cure is moronic, and I really have no sympathy for people who do it.
  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Good lord guyz! No wonder adsense dropped this place like a flaming bag of doggiedoo!

    We can dress youze up, but we sure as hell can't take you anywheres (except maybe to one of those parties...)
  18. Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    From RVY's site,

    My doctor has done some diagnostic work "down there" and if he ever has to do any more, he'll use lots of numbing, just like last time (if he knows what's good for him, that is).
  19. Radio Paul Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Image removed--what about NSFW don't you understand?

    Marty is leading the way to true Scientology !
  20. Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    I lol'd hard. Rasputin is my faviourite example of why not to be a conman. It didn't work out well for Hubbard in the end either.

    Didn't they use several methods with him, poison, bullets, thrown under ice?
  21. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Yup.

    If he was alive today, imagine what kind of Internet troll he'd be like!
  22. supafreak Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Yup! And if not James Randi himself, then someone from the JREF.

    Also, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to claim you can cure cancer. Quack healers who make those kinds of claims here (Ausfailia) are breaking the law and can be reported to the state health department and/or the Therapeutic Goods Administration.
  23. LocalSP Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    An apostate and a prostate, there's a joke in there somewhere.
  24. grebe Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Why We Prostate?
  25. Waco anonman Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    i say we sell marty out to the pope or to talkimatah for witchcraft/necromancy
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    I am happy mods are letting many of these posts remain upstairs.

    But to stay on topic, did Marty respond ? take credit ? or just do the normal scilon thing and accept the stroking of his ego and let the guy's imagination take over and pollute the minds of other gullible victims ?

    Of course what is true for him is -' well bullshit.
  27. Smurf Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    This.
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Marty is on a fast trip drip to ego lane. He is now on a downward spiral...He is posting as though he were the COB. The mistake is that he thinks he is better than the current COB, but really he is the of the same mine, just another vein.
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Stop taking Marty's name in vein!
  30. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Yeah! Mine too!








    ....wait, was that too subtle?
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    No, It was grey, I enjoyed it.
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    Okay a little more clear for those who are not into minerals and gems....I will "Pan" some more responses. But do not blame me for the clarification!
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    And the guy is perhaps suffering from a hallelujah moment after finding out that one of his favorite organs probably isn't going to kill him in the near future.
  34. pooks Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    NOTS is the delusional process of getting ridding of BT's (body thetans). Apparently,
    Sarge had those evil BT's sucking on his prostate and Marty helped him get rid of them.

    LOL!
  35. Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    He'd certainly fit right in with the unwashed bathrobe brigade. Hard to say if he was mesmerizing people or simply knocking them unconscious with halitosis.
  36. BusinessBecky Member

    Re: Marty can cure prostate cancer...

    I don't think we should be making light of someones cancer. He must have had a lot of complications with it and felt very vulnerable, so his alternative was Auditing on NOTs. This is an alternative way on the bridge. But what I want to know is if Marty put the guy's nuts on the cold cans, and aimed for the belly button?
  37. Xenu Is Lord Member

    My prostate hurts! It's time to take a trip to Florida!
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  38. Anonymous Member

    this is okay and naked tits upstairs aren't ?
  39. pooks Member

    Fuck Marty. He's a retard and is really pissing me off with all his bullshit.
  40. Mark Cabian Member

    I got yer source right here, Marty.

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