Marty gets a visit from SQUIRREL BUSTERS!!!!!

^That was a quickie. Lucky I already had the component parts from a previous shoop.

(Dedicated to those awesome cult-busting Hamburg anons, general Deutschfags, and Ursula Caberta)

That sentiment really really works for me. Those folks Rock!!!

Hey guys, what's going on in...LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL

slowpoke dot jaypeg, etc.

Anyway:

I lol'd, a lot.

Dog sanity FTW.

=.=

...not sure if rickroll

"I'm looking for Ray Finkle... and a clean pair of shorts."

"Cuz every squirrel's crazy

'bout a sharp headc[l]am"

And, you know what? I always thought South Park was a cartoon, but now I'm just not sure:

Hahahaha... now I really am stuck in an electronic incident... I can't stop laughing at this throbbing pile of thermonuclear tardness.

Don't stop, Johnny. This is a lulzapalooza of rare vintage.

Needs to be savoured over and over again, by friends of the lulz worldwide.

... as well as all would-be Inspectors of the Tack and PC Meter checkers

whata good pic

And don't forget the fucking PC Filters!

Loling so much, I can't even type!

PC filters don't real, though... right? I mean, if they did... WWP probably wouldn't get through.

I do concede that with Politically Correct Filters, WWP probably wouldn't get through. OTOH, with Pre-Clear Filters, we have almost endless lulz, amirite?

I love it when the British get North American English, wrong!

And it doesn't end here... on the back of the Daily Mail story, there's a NINE PAGE article in today's Guardian UK newspaper magazine, a weekend Easter edition with THOUSANDS of readers!

It's been a BAD week for $cientology PR, but a WIN week for Anonymous!

Speaking of The Guardian: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/23/try-to-leave-church-scientology-lawrence-wright

. . . its a replay of the New Yorker article.

"Hi, we'd like to inspect your confidential confessional folders. We're Scientology ministers and religious inspectors."

How exactly were Allender and company planning to inspect Marty's e-meters? I didn't see any electronic calibration tools.

There is no way to calibrate crazy.

Drill 3A: Calibration of the E-Meter by External Precision Resistors

so lulzy that the article came out the same day that loldon anons are raiding. I hope one of them buys it and leaves it with them

I looked around on the NIST website and didn't see anything about E-meters. Wog tech is probably too primitive for such advanced instruments.

No way. I commented and my comment appears there. Haven't seen RonBot there, maybe she is not familiar with British publications. The Brits are very cool and witty. There was a multiplicity of comments against Scientology and they didn't even come from Anons. Most of the comments were from the general public.

Yesterday in New York, I saw a squirrel next to this little park close to the city hall. It reminded me of Marty's story and I wanted to come closer and say hi. However when I came closer, it was a giant New York rat. I'm not sure what's the moral of the story, but I just felt like sharing.

Actually more than one was mine. Brit based anons know to have over 9000 IDs with the Daily Mail website. For graet justice.

My bad then. All their names sounded so natural and real, and they fooled me. In the States normally I recognize anons' names, because they either have xenu, anon or louanne in them.

Some Rodents impersonate other Rodents. Rats & Weasels do it all the time. Just sayin...

Some Rodents impersonate other Rodents. NYC Rats & Weasels do it all the time. Just sayin...

weasels aren't rodents

Bring...

THE COMFY CHAIR!

One was recently started @ ESMB.

Seeing as how so many are blowing as soon as they get a chance I'm sure it'll be an ever-changing one too!
Poor deluded bastads wot lervs to play spai etc., this is the sort of thing everyone gets into a cult to accomplish> Act like a fuck-wad. Spend tonnes of money to learn how to act like a fuck-wad. Be happy yu are acting like a fuck-wad. Succeed and get a doggy-treat from illustrious leader and bask in the glory of it all~ Ahhh, you have done your part in 'clearing the planet' and enturbulating wogs and SP's, now take a well needed break! (yeh, fuck that you lazy fuckerz, get back to work! There's a whole planet to screw up!)

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

i was, stupid budget cuts!

But they do taste great over a nice hickory fire!

you = lemmings, lol

Pro tip> Don't fuckin' shave wit weasels!

Are you shitting me? ...Everything Anon said was true. Just because Marty[r] is opposing the organized Co$ doesn't mean he shits golden daisies. They all looked like dumbasses in the vid, and the only thing that may save our favorite free-zoner from trumped up assault charges, for shoving fatty on the right, are Texas's kick-ass private property laws. (Because really, if you could legally shoot, why should the judge give two shits about shoving?)

Or use an electric shaver while on LSD.

I bin thinkin'. When Travolta blows, there's gonna be $hit$torm.

Amirite?

Travolta already blows!

Tough gig being OSA. It must indeed only attract the biggest fuck-wads out there as it is a job that you can never win at. Every day the pile of unhandled entheta grows. And you can imagine how Miscavige must feel about that.

pptfff Allender is OTVIII
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Travolta sucks cock on Hollywood Boulevard.