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Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

Discussion in 'Independent Scientology' started by Anonymous, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Morten Astrupgaard | Moving On Up a Little Higher


    Marty is posting an email about the death of Morten Astrupgaard, (who was the FSSO tours director) that scilons sent out to raise money so Morten could end his life on one last "upstat".

    Now, I can see when someone dies, doing the "In lieu of flowers please donate to so and so's favorite charity" with a phone number or website. But the letter goes into detail about the fax number, what info to provide in addition to your credit card number, gave it a time limit of 11am the same day as the email and trying to invoke peer pressure by saying "In lieu of sending flowers, we have all made a donation to the FSSO."

    From the post (and if anyone has the real email, please post it)
    Everyone should know who the tool Jim Meskimen is, but if you forgot who Denice and Michael Duff are, remember them from this video to beg money for Ideal orgs:
    YouTube - ‪COS Plan for Organizations or Churches‬‎

    Was he based in Florida? Looking up what FSSO means seems to imply that. If true, I am not sure how he got to be known to enjoy a good In n Out burger as they do not exist in Florida.

    And from Marty's blog:
    Ummmm yeah, he's dead. Not much to worry about now. Keep waiting for Ron to come back though.
    Any day now.
    Any day.
  2. xenubarb Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    ORLY!
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Sent them a letter.

    Dear Scientology
    I recently bought one of L Ron Hubbard's books at a yard sale, and have been experimenting with it. I spent one whole week without sleep, ordering an ash tray up and down, well, the problem is, I can get it to go up by itself, but now it won't come down!

    Please help.
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    The most perplexing form of evil, and especially so for all idealists, is that kind of evil which comes out of our efforts to do good. Perhaps when we try to do good without love, we create evil.
    ~ William Irwin Thompson
  5. basil Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    If it won't go down of its own accord you probably need to seek medical attention before it goes black and drops off.
  6. ZeroC Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    inb4asbestos
  7. fisherman Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    LOL, this is brilliant!

  8. OTBT Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Freewinds Death-Fax Donation-Drive

    If Morten was Sea Org, he was not entitled to minimum wage, which is why he couldn't contribute to his death donation drive. Please take pity on this useless, dead, meat body and provide your credit card number and expiration date via unsecured e-mail to to our offshore servers near Somalia, who will be happy to assist you in receiving your donations.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Well...did they meet their quota?


    Is the dead guy upstat now?
  10. RightOn Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    I would just say you couldn't get it up lol
  11. Smurf Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Morten was in the SO and on staff at PAC- Freewinds Office in Los Angeles. His brother Hans Jacob Astrupgaard is on staff at AOSH EU.

    Morten's mother, Helen Astrupgaard, resides in Copenhagen.

    Mort was good friends with David & Maggie Butterworth (David was my OSA terminal in the 90s during the op to bring down the Cult Awareness Network; David died a very painful death, treated only with cal-mag & vitamins, from cancer).
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money



    It's called priapism, and it's dangerous if it last too long.
  13. Major Boyle Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Stop feeding Cialis to your ash tray. Problem solved.
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Quota met. Mort's upstat thetan now looking for a new meat body to occupy.

    The sharks swimming next to the Freewinds have been fed and are happy.
  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    That is a bit odd to say the least:
    Hopefully Morten is able to find a worthy meat body, with all his final upstatness.
  16. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Morten is the step father of Eva Moxon (wife of Brian, Kendric's son)
  17. Smurf Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Umm.. not really..

    Morten is married to Lis who is posted to Bridge Publications in LA. She was married before to Ib Nyegaard, Eva (Nyegaard) Moxon's father. I believe Ib is still in Denmark.
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    What are you a fucking retard? There is no "umm" about it. Eva's mother married Morten and they have two kids which would be "STEP" brothers to Eva as Morten is her STEP father. Her REAL father is out of the picture that is why Morten STEPPED in and took his place :p

    Her STEP brothers are Nick and Sep.

    Word clear STEP as a prefix

    START
  19. Smurf Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    If Eva's mom had the 2 kids with Morten why they were still wed, then yes, that would make Morten her stepfather.

    If, however, Nick & Sep were already born when Eva's mom wed Morten and then later divorced Morten (which she did), Morten would not legally be viewed as Eva's stepfather unless he legally adopted her (which he didn't). That's from a legal standpoint.

    If Eva chooses to refer to Morten as her stepfather, she is free to do so.

    You really need to do your research before you run amok calling people "fucking retard"... you stand out as one yourself.
  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Sometimes you get a little jaded about the horrors of war. This was told to me from a Vietnam Vet.

    So Morton had a father who died young from heart disease, and Morton did nothing about it. Maggie Butterworth had a husband who did nothing about his medical condition, she allowed it, and then went on to do nothing about the tech condition.

    But now everyone's lamenting about the "regging" condition.
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    And nothing of value was lost.
  22. Rockyj Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    I'm hearing banjo music...deliverance?
  23. Smurf Member

    Re: Marty says scilon celebs using a Freewinds scilon death to raise money

    Heartless bastard.

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