Massage girl in Hamburg; does visits - € 60 for an hour

Discussion in 'Anonymous gegen Scientology' started by CarltonBANKS, May 30, 2011.

  1. CarltonBANKS Member

    Massage in Hamburg



    /r/ human translation

    I'd like to suggest that some Hamburg anons give this lady some business. Sure, you'll be giving Scientology money, but you'll get to sample her services. PLUS you'll have direct access to a clam. (Obviously, don't let her know you are anti-Scientology, to begin with)

    Please do NOT video tape the massage session and post it here, for our amusement.

    Her rates seem reasonable:

    (I only understand basic German; would appreciate English translations in the comments section here, but will also try to follow this thread)
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  2. Rheinländer Member

    Well spoken. Don't do that!!! Never! No way!
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  3. LocalSP Member

    Remember to request the happy ending Hamburg fags.
  4. CarltonBANKS Member

  5. Anonymous Member

    Challenge accepted.
  6. subgenius Member

    Yeah, I forgot to at the Korean nail shop on the corner, and all I got was a fucking manicure.
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  7. Anonymous Member

    Yeah, I'd know a piece of my body she could give a little massage ...
  8. CarltonBANKS Member

    Why don't you hire her services, then?

    Please, people, don't call her and ask her record the conversation; that would be highly immature, and we're above that.
  9. RightOn Member

    a pretty girl ZOMG!!!! herp derp
    put yer tallywakers back in your pants gents
    you guise have to get out more
    or laid more, or both
    carry on then
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  10. Anonymous Member

    ok letz translate later,

    some dox:
    Dunckersweg 15 b,
    22111 Hamburg
    Tel.: 040 37 08 2504
    Mobil: 0152 540 200 87

    Bankverbindung / Finacial:
    Damaris Kleefeld
    Kto-Nr.: 1278507411
    BLZ: 20050550
    Bank: Haspa

    Taxe stuff:
    Steuernummer:  71 / 320 / 27158
    Ust. ID: 93 405 612 864
  11. Anonymous Member

  12. Anonymous Member

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  13. Anonymous Member

    Jebus. Me cut price in half and post videos. Maybe sell blankets and sell shirts too.
  14. Anonymous Member

    Und was hast du davon, dass du sie persönlich angreifst du Pfeife? Ist ja eine Bombenidee zu versuchen ihr den Job zu nehmen oder ihr aufgebautes zu zerstören, hoffentlich passiert dir nichts besseres du Petze.
  15. Anonymous Member

    clear ?

    soem moar info
  16. Anonymous Member

    Finazierung des Kultes zerstören ist die Prime Directive.
    Wenn du dich mit dem Teufel einlässt, verändert sich nicht der Teufel, der Teufel verändert dich.
    Das weiss man vorher, da muss man hinterher nicht weinen.

    Because none of us is as cruel as all of us.
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  17. Anonymous Member

    Loldonfags, is she clear? does she have an OT level? is there a WISE connection?

    Moar Information needed, So service completations have turned up yet.
  18. Anonymous Member

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  19. Anonymous Member

    ZOMG Diana postet hier noch!
  20. Anonymous Member

  21. Anonymous Member

    Nix Diana - nicht alles kritische muss gleich von ihr oder von sonst wem sein. Aber wenn ihr Einzelpersonen es nötig habt irgendelche anderen Einzelpersonen anzupissen, die normal ihren Job ausführen möchten ist das euer Problem. Hier kann man wenigstens nicht als Petze gemobbt werden wie in der Schule, gell? Da konnte man sich nicht einfach so unter den Postings verstecken. Armselig, wirklich.
  22. Ackerland Member

    Hat Dich OSA wieder hierherschickt um diese Situation hier zu handhaben, was?

    Trotzdem muss ich diesem "Anon" hier Recht geben. Die ist doch sicher ein ganz kleines Licht, die da jetzt bei irgendwem anzuschwärzen bringt nur unwesentlich etwas. Den ursprünglichen Vorschlag von CarltonBanks sie mal aufzusuchen und ne Massage von ihr zu bekommen, und ein wenig ins Gewissen zu reden finde ich jedoch gut :)
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  23. sooleater Member

    ackerland zustimme

    wenn das mit ein "happy end" vergütet wird.
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  24. CarltonBANKS Member

    (I was just trolling, when I suggested hiring her for her massage relaxation). ..or was i?

    But I guess that due to this thread, OSA might think her customers are potential anons, or journalists.
  25. CarltonBANKS Member

    It's like she has been ultra careful to manage her online reputation. (like, she doesn't appear to be on

    She's clam. She was at the saint hill red robes event [wwp thread]. A couple of hundred photos were leaked accidentally.

    I think her full name is Damaris Christine Kleefeld
    I think she might be from Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, or something

    It goes without saying, be kind, considerate & polite to her, and once she decides to 'blow' we can remove all this stuff from public web search results, so she can get on with her life. (It's easy to tell when they are faking not being in Scientology any more)
  26. CarltonBANKS Member

    btw, I am the same person cunt as stc

    I got banned for trolling/being a cunt
  27. CarltonBANKS Member

    what the fuck?

    for realz! (unless I totally misunderstand)
  28. Anonymous Member

    full name is right
    Mecklenburg-Vorpommern is worng.

    she was on a sci event

    but is she clear/preclear or ot
    this infos are
    importen for better trolling
  29. CarltonBANKS Member

    How do you know the full name is right? (Any chance you can PM me?)

    Does she have an identical twin sister? In that photo it looks like she's a monozygotic twin(?) Maybe(?)

    I don't know what level she is. I wonder if she uses a pseudonym/alias for course completions.

    I heard whispers that she's very keen to keep the fact that she's a Scientologist off the internet, so I thought I'd come here to 1. tell y'all about it. 2. Add another web page for Google to list.
  30. Anonymous Member

    Okay by now we have nearly all her dox, even the size of her clothes.

    But except the pictures, which we Anons directly recognize as clear clam evidence, we have no other connection to the cult yet.
    The Firm has some nice projects we could take a huge dump on with something more self evident to other people than Anons.
    So If you find anything let us know.

    We're also still looking for ourselves, if something turns up.
  31. CarltonBANKS Member

    You Germans are super-efficient. (Who would have thought?)

    I'll have a look through my unpublished archive, later. Having looked at hundreds of photos [of unrelated stuff] my eyes are tired, and it's time for sleep.
  32. Anonymous Member

    I'd be careful in hiring her services. If she smells Anon she might tell the police you gave her touch assist - not the other way round. Anyway it's not sure she will do the job (seems to work with subcontractors).
  33. AnonRanGER13 Member

    What would be the point of ruining her career and/or life? That'll just have the effect of $cilons saying "See, they are going after people because they are $cientologists and try to ruin their lives, those bigots!".
    As long as she doesn't try to actively recruit people, I say leave her be, but keep an eye on her.
  34. Anonymous Member

    yes this is the plan.

    psst why to oyu talking about this on public.
  35. Anonymous Member

    We are not ruining her carreer, she ruined it when she entered Scientology, we're just making the information available t everyone.
  36. Anonymous Member

    Ich finde auch, zumindest das Leute wissen das sie Scientologe ist, das muss sie abkönnen, wenn sie schon auf deren Partys tanzt, und dort die Schnittchen futtert.
    Das hat nichts mit Leben ruinieren zu tun.
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  37. my rabbit need a rubbing carrot
  38. CarltonBANKS Member

    The plan is, I hope, to give her lots of self-esteem etc so she doesn't need to rely on the cult. This may sound faggy but: she needs some love. Don't disrupt her business.

    The public do have a right where their money is going, though. If, after a long dialogue, she doesn't show any signs of critical thinking etc., it might be time to make the Scientology affiliation clear. [This is just a suggestion]


    So is ^ this her twin sister, they look very similar? (or is it just me?)

    I find it very strange there are are so few Scientology service completions for people like her. Just look at Laura Kochsiek. Only one shows up at and that was on the Freewinds, so presumably outside Germany. (In Germany, do they suppress the completion lists?)
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  39. Anonymous Member

    not realy
    in germany the list dont get publik

    not soudns o many sci fags
  40. Anonymous Member

    Has anyone really been as far as decided to use even want to go look more like?

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