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Michael Jackson DEAD

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Anonymous, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Hey, anybody know if MJ is still dead?


    I ran across this today. http://www.spinner.com/2009/07/14/jackson-biographer-i-set-out-to-nail-him/ Thought it was kind of interesting. And this was from a guy that LIKED MJ.



    It's surprising we haven't heard more about the Scientology connection. You write that Jackson's involvement with the church helps explain his marriage to Lisa Marie.

    The media hasn't picked up on that. I think when people read the book to see the role of the church, they're gonna be shocked. Because Michael's marriage to Lisa Marie was strongly influenced by the Church of Scientology. These were the days before Tom Cruise. They wanted to make Michael Jackson the de facto leader of the church, the figurehead; and it didn't work out. It is a powerful part of the book.
  2. Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    lol
    good night sweet prince of pop
  3. fitch2000 Member

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    They wanted Michael Jackson and got Tom Cruise. Two of the craziest fu**ers in entertainment? lol, CO$ is so fail
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    He's back again.
  5. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    According to recent research and a quick look at the weather maps...

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  6. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

  7. Giggles Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    I haven't seen too much yet. Now approaching 9000 uploads.

    There's a guy with a gf mask.
    In search field type 1111.

    Also possibly:
    Day Watch 3831
    OSA at 5029

    I wondered who the first media whore celeb I'd see.
    Kathy Griffin 8035....LOL

    You can pause by rolling arrow over facebook/twitter/etc tabs.

    10 seconds max/3MB
  8. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

  9. Whanonstler Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    I am surprised he has not been spotted at a Popeye's chicken somewhere.

    And XB, go watch some zombie movies! They removed his brain to KEEP him from coming back as a zombie. The pathologists all saw the thriller video, they know what is up.

    Also according the superficial.com, Cruise and Travolta are not the only celebs with teh ghey scientology wanted, according to Ian Halperin... MJ gay? No way!
  10. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Nahh... he was a vegetarian (aka Lousy Hunter), so the odds of him being at a fast food joint are up there with him going near a preschool without gaining wood...

    TODAY'S HOROSCOPE:

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  11. Whanonstler Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    But... but... he was a nigra... sort of. Now I am all confused, like one of MJ's sleepover guests.
  12. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Like an old friend said:

    "Michael Jackson is not black, not white... he is GRAY!
    He is not male, not female, he is GRAY!"

    That will reak havoc for Lego when they turn him into a comemorative Lego block... what will they color him?

    Also...

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  13. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Look! Over there! It's Big Foot and Michael Jackson doing the Moon Walk!

    (And their hair was perfect!)
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    just don't give him a pepsi
  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    /r/ two Anons in GF masks holding up a "Weekend at Bernies"-style MJ corpse lookalike as they do the moonwalk.

    Oh, and I just checked...still dead.
  16. Anonymous Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Also - I nominate that endless loop of the "Billy Jean" riff used on the "Eternal Moonwalk" webpage be added to the Thunderdome page music list...I about went on a shooting spree after 15 minutes of that...
  17. anmoyunos Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    That's not because of the music, that's because the submitted videos are more retarded than every Anon combined.

    Walking backwards != moonwalking.
  18. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Yeah.... that stuff will dissolve rust... or is that Coca-Cola?

    Lets take a look at the news ticker:

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  19. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    There is just one major difference between MJ and DM:

    Michael Jackson = Closet Pedo, Singer, Weirdo, Plastic, and DEAD...

    David Miscavage = In the closet, midget, slap happy and punch happy with his staff, no talent to speak of other than footbullets...

    Now to Sports scores:

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  20. Smurf Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    US Magazine has the footage of MJ's hair catching fire after the 6th take of a video... amazingly, while his hair was on fire, he just kept dancing as if not to notice it then he reacted by spinning around on his heels before his stage crew intervened.

    Ouch!! You can see the bloody red spot on the crown of his scalp.

    MJ's Explosive Pepsi Shoot Video -- 25 Years Later | TMZ.com
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Wait, what is this? Michael Jackson is dead? Really? When did this happen?

    DOX OR GTFO!
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    You guys are full of crap - this is a hoax - he was just in New York at a Broadway Play...

    heddagablerbroadwayopen.jpg
  23. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Yes Virginia, there really is a dead pedo in that coffin...

    If you want DOX, then turn to Juan 3:16. It says:

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  24. Whanonstler Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Jesus Christ, I am trying to eat here! When did this turn into a gore thread?
  25. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    The second that we heard Michael Jackson died... By the looks of things, he is decaying well...

    Oh shit! I just heard on the news this late breaking news:

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  26. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Today's morning news:

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  27. Whanonstler Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    What about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?
  28. Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Can we get to the weather report already, I need to know if I should water my tomatoes?
  29. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Ask and you shall receive!

    Today's Weather Report:

    Today:


    High stench above the tomb of Michael Jackson with a Low in the ground.

    Tonight:

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  30. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Who?? Probably like Michael Jackson, as we all have found out:

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  31. anmoyunos Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    And look at the two fucking posts you've made while I made the one. My god.
  32. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    Very good indeed!

    Ask and you shall receive!

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead...
  33. anmoyunos Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    ^Nigger.
  34. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

    humm.... ok... wanted to end this... *shrugs*

    And yes...

    Michael Jackson is STILL dead... AT LAST...
  35. anmoyunos Member

    Re: Michael Jackson DEAD

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  36. DeathHamster Member

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