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# MODERATOR!!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by anonymousCake, Nov 29, 2010.

1. ### Rufus T Firefly

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Reliable spoo vendors are difficult to find on earth because not many humans care for the taste. You can certainly find a cenauri trader easily enough, but you'll probably find fresher spoo from a Narn source. It'll probably be cheaper too, and god knows they could use the money.
2. ### Rufus T Firefly

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oh shi~
3. ### xenubarbMember

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I fell out of my chair laughing. Well done and LOL!
4. ### AnonyfruitMember

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Dear mods

If you were on a caribean cruise and you had to build your dog a home, how many pancakes would you use? Please answer in waffle-messurements.
5. ### Paroxetine SamuraiModerator

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MODS!!! I dun goofed my floof! What should I do?
6. ### AnonymousMember

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DERE MODS

HOW MANY MEGABYTES IN A BUSHEL?

7. ### AnonymousMember

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Assuming : 329Gbit/in.2 of current storage capacity.
Assuming a plater height of 9.5mm

Give or take 880 terabytes.

Something obviously went wrong there
8. ### AnonymousMember

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Moderator, stiff or soft peaks for my meringue?
9. ### AnonymousMember

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Shouldn't it be a LOT more than that if you're assuming that you're using a single hard drive with n platters that have a combined volume of 35.2L?

Oh man this is a calculus problem. I hate calculus.
10. ### COREargMember

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Mods,can I get an anonymous action figure?
11. ### Rufus T Firefly

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12. ### AnonymousMember

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Assuming : 329Gbit/in.2 of current storage capacity.
40 gbyte sq.in
1 square inch = 6.5 sq cm
6,1 gbyte sq cm
Assuming a plater height of 9.5mm
6.4gbyte cu cm

1 bushel = 35 239 cubic centimeters

225 529,6 gbytes

Give or take 225 terabytes.

Why does this keep changing every time i look at it!
13. ### AnonymousMember

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You're right.
14. ### COREargMember

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Oh for the all mighty power of Xenu. <3
Thanks!
15. ### AnonymousMember

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Dear mods,

My Bf has announced that we are getting married to everyone we know, and we are planning the wedding, he has a ring, but has not proposed yet. Will you please make him do it already, I am tired of explaining why my finger is still naked even though we are reserving vendors, and the like.
16. ### AnonyfruitMember

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I want one! D:
17. ### xenubarbMember

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You're getting married to everyone you know? Anons are polygamous...who knew?

Also, have you reserved your rooms at Camelot Castle Hotel yet? Better hurry, they're "fuller than ever!"
18. ### COREargMember

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Bf: Do it,nao.
And send pics of the rings. I love rings. Specially golden ones made in Mordor
19. ### MirandaMember

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No interest in cruises or dogs. I can use any number of pancakes or waffles for other purposes, though.

omg, asked and answered. degoof it! or you can always refloof. that works for a lot of things, idk why.

about a kilometer, celsius, depending on the baker.

depends on how happy you are to see me.

scrape off the face and fingertips.

fuck the bf, steal and sell the ring, get the rest of you naked, not necessarily in that order. then run while you can.

ok.
20. ### COREargMember

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Dear mods,I have a lot of ice cream of Dulce de Leche.

What I'm supposed to do with it now? I can't eat it.
21. ### SmurfMember

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Since this is the official request line from the mods, I'd like to make a special request to the Aussie mods here.

Christmas is coming up and I'm dying to get my hands on a Kanga headpiece like in this video (1:24)... I just love them and got to have one (minus the drag queen underneath).

TinyDancer???

Any Aussie mods that can make my Christmas dreams come true? I promise to wear it all future protests in honor of my Aussie neighbors.
22. ### anonymousCakeMember

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you can always eat the cake
23. ### MirandaMember

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Put it in the vacuum shoot along with a deposit slip. I'll handle it from there.
24. ### AnonymousMember

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Yes, if you got \$630 to flush down the toilet for this digital bidet beauty:

Product Description
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25. ### AnonymousMember

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All facts stated by the mods are true, for they have Papal Infallibility.
26. ### MirandaMember

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Indeed.

Infallibility isn't all it's cracked up to be--I'd gladly trade it for the hat.
27. ### AnonymousMember

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Are they all pedophiles, too?
28. ### LocalSPMember

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Don't do it, it's a trap.
29. ### AnonymousMember

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MODS!!!! I hear voices and they tell me to kill people!

What should I do now that my basement and hiding spots are full?
30. ### Rufus T Firefly

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No, but we are Nazis.

WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
31. ### exOT8MichaelMember

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THE GAME.
32. ### anonymousCakeMember

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fuck.
33. ### MirandaMember

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tell them to stfu. if that doesn't work, write down what they say. emergency exit, vacuum chute. leave waffle decoy.
34. ### AnonymousMember

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You like ice cream up the chute?

Chilling!
35. ### MirandaMember

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[STRIKE]no comment. but it's a scintillating thought.[/STRIKE]

[STRIKE]only peppermint stick[/STRIKE]

[STRIKE]cherry garcia[/STRIKE]

maybe.
36. ### Paroxetine SamuraiModerator

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Multiply the number of MB squared to the power of over 9,000 variated by the change in atmospheric pressure by the number of Chuck Norris and change in atomic decay by delta three change. Divide this by the metric foot pounds in one quantum leap and divide by number of unpopped kernels in your bag of linux. Take that and bake at 350° for 2 hours and 3 nanoseconds.

37. ### xenubarbMember

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Odd...I got 42...
38. ### MirandaMember

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At this point skip the problem and go to the next one you're sure of. Come back to it if you have time at the end. Usually works out better that way.
39. ### LocalSPMember

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Hmmm. Want some ice cream little girl?
40. ### MirandaMember

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I want someone to tell me how to assemble this damn chair. then i'll think about ice cream.