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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by anonymousCake, Nov 29, 2010.

  1. xenubarb Member

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    MODS

    I can't find my gold paint.
  2. Miranda Member

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    alchemize. brb after i've had my way with the furniture.
  3. anonymousCake Member

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  4. Anonymous Member

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    Two burning questions:

    1. How do I tell if yogurt is gone bad?

    2. Did I spelling if right?
  5. Miranda Member

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    yogurt is bad by its nature.

    yes, but if should have been whether.
  6. Squirrel King Member

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    MODs I am currently in the middle of a endoscopic craniotomy to remove a ceti eel that has lodged itself around the cerebral cortex and may have dropped a wedding ring into the opening. Should I reenter though my original incision or use a closer entry point such as the nasal cavity or orbital cavity? Further more, if I pop out one of the eyes can I shake the ring out of the patient's head?

    Psych work can be hard.
  7. COREarg Member

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    Mods,how do I smoke in my Hookah?

    ...It's better than cigars, though.
  8. Anonymous Member

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  9. COREarg Member

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    ...

    RRRRRUUUUUARGHHHH! GRRR GRRRR...! :mad: *snarls* AARGH! *Grunts*
  10. ariesgirl Member

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    help! I can't find my keys!
  11. Miranda Member

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    I recommend a colonoscopy. Use a really long probe and you'll eventually wind your way into the right cerebello-pontine angle. From there, a little poking around will locate the ring within the soft brain tissue. If you're interested in actually removing it, use one of those "grabbers" commonly sold in five and dime stores.

    Ariesgirl, when that happens to me I just stay home. It's easier.
  12. over9000OT Member

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    Engrish version
  13. Anonymous Member

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  14. ariesgirl Member

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    oh. OK. I'll stay home then. I do have one other problem...

    I've forgotten who I am! I could be anyone here, but I'm not sure...
  15. Miranda Member

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    Dear Mr. Cake,

    I'm writing for you back from today to tell you think that I know I am not ready to be off Cake, please take this under aggravation for indeed yes we have have exactly of ingrate, say free today. If you make spam cake it will bring me considerate enjoy.
  16. Miranda Member

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    You aren't. I'm sure.
  17. Smurf Member

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    I'm horny for drug reverts.
  18. COREarg Member

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    Alas, it seems that I have lost my watch. Can any of you help me to get it back?

    I think I lost it around Test Chamber 19. Thanks.

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  19. Miranda Member

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    An obvious trap. Not taking that bait.
  20. COREarg Member

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    ...CURSES!
  21. Anonymous Member

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    Mods, every time I see a thread marked with the 'Important' icon on here I get this sudden urge to go raid Habbo Hotel. I've already tried hitting myself repeatedly with a hammer but it's not working, do you have any other ideas?
  22. Miranda Member

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    Use the hammer on Habbo Hotel, not on yourself. Figuratively, of course. Alternatively, stand up and walk slowly away from your computer. Or, apply hammer to monitor. Any or all of these should help.
  23. xenubarb Member

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    You're that guy I loanded $500 to a year ago. Pay up!
  24. Anonymous Member

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    Mods, If I accidentally the whole thing, then who was phone?
  25. Miranda Member

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    Phone was the of the whole thing that you accidentally or the day after.

    Why?
  26. an0nim0uz Member

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    I was phone.

    It was me the whole time.
  27. Anonymous Member

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    Dear Mods,

    Every time I read any scientology drivel, my ass gets itchy. Does this mean I should wipe my ass with a dictionary to get rid of any MUs that may be causing this reaction?
  28. Miranda Member

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    No, it doesn't.
  29. Anonymous Member

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    hey modulators,

    might it be considered to change the "Anonymous" picture?
    maybe the same BBC dude, but smiling?
    i feel like he is glaring at me.
  30. Anonymous Member

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    If you get up and walk away from your computer (I know... whoa!) you'll notice his eyes seem to follow you.
  31. WillyWonkanon Member

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    if your butt is itching from reading LRH, this is a well documented response, and it indicates that he has telepathically implanted BT clusters in your butthole. he wants you to know his vast powerz.
    to know how to know what it is to have an itchy butthole.

    put the book down, stat!
  32. Miranda Member

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    You can change the picture yourself by unclicking the box that says "Make Post Anonymously." But he is glaring at you for a reason.
  33. Re: MODERATOR!!!!

    Good idea but I've been too lazy to shop anything.
  34. Django Member

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    This thread, and threads like this thread, will take the cult down by Easter 2011. Tops. Memorial Day at the outside. The cult certainly won't last till Flag Day, but only if this thread is kept alive.

    IT. IS. FULL. OF. WIN.

    So it is written.....
  35. Anonymous Member

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    Miranda,
    Is BBC dude not pleased with me? Is that why he is glaring?
    Why is he glaring then?
  36. Anonymous Member

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    it's true what someone said previously about it appearing that his eyes follow you everywhere. LOL

    i do like that guy.
  37. Anonymous Member

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    That's cool, Rufus...

    whenever you guys might get a chance.
    no worries.
  38. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

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    Oh Mods!!! MODSS!!!

    Do you happen to have Dr. Alison Tendler (the Restasis eye drop chick) phone number and contact info? I wanna have wild hot monkey sex with her...

    Yeah, I live, work, and breath in GSK labs and she is an Allergan spokeswoman... Still, I am sure Big Pharma can buy her company up and I can tap that ass.
  39. Ersatz Global Moderator

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    Try this
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  40. stuwyatt Member

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    MODERATOR!!! Should I, or shouldn't I? And if I do, will it?

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