My house is a Scientology Org

Discussion in 'Situation Rooms' started by KittyKatSpanker, Dec 15, 2013.

  1. I got fed up with people asking me if Marty still Audits

    My house is now a Scientology Org and I do non metered auditing for anyone.

    (in short I will listen to you)
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  2. Now we have this straight I will indoctrinate you with songs:

  3. Why do people ask you that? All they have to do is read his auditing customers testimonials on his website.
  4. Because he is my bro

    and we need to get rid of your Xenu implants

  5. 319

    Does your bro still let the customer pay whatever he thinks the auditing was worth?
  6. Trolls be welcomed


  7. Yes but he doesn't have much traffic anymore. I will take over If you get on the cans here I will Audit you and you will pay what you get out of it
  8. My bro Marty and I love this song and singer:

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  9. Anonymous Member

    Will you try to get a pass on property tax?
  10. Of course, I am not a daft cultleader. I doubt if it will stand up in court tough, but try and try and try and you will wear them down trufax
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  11. We have the first love declare,

    Strongstrenght a respected member of WWP seems to be in a crisis of the soul. How I came to this knowledge will not be examined, investigated or reflected upon

    I am source

    -L ron Kitty
    Strongstrenght needs loving from all of us , upvote strongstrenght were you see him

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  12. Kilia Member

    ROFLMAO! Good one KKS!
  13. A girl with humor I see

    We need laughs, If you don't mind I like to recruit you as Minister of humor Kilia

    If you decline no hard feelings

    We are an honest and open religion

    -L Ron kitty
  14. TrevAnon Member

    I want to buy your book(s). Where can I subscribe? :p
  15. Kilia Member

    No problemo, Senor Leader. I will do my best for you.:D
  16. Anonymous Member

    Do you keep children in chain lockers to help them overcome their overts?
  17. Anonymous Member

    no we specialize in pestering naughty cult leaders
  18. Anonymous Member

    All the books of "The cat with the hat" are mandatory alsoo the gringe who stole christmass
  19. Kilia Member

    -L Ron kitty is a great leader..see his stripes! :p
  20. 147

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  21. Anonymous Member

    Are you going to convert to an Ideal House and sign ownership over to Building Management Services?
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  22. No buildings will be owned but rented and all furniture will be leased. We enter this life naked and without possesions in a perfect innocent state and when we leave we can't take anything with us.


    L Ron Kitty
  23. Anonymous Member

    I can still live in the basement, right?
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  24. Anonymous Member

    Basements will be "the Missions"
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  25. Anonymous Member

    That dog is supresive may Ceilingcat strike him down

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  26. veravendetter Member

  27. onley adults that enjoy bondage

  28. Then what do you do to them?
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  29. Just listen to them and enjoy the free spirites music

    Are you daft or stupid ? Hasn't Scientology raised your IQ here is a clip:

  30. Anonymous Member

    ITT !
  31. FBI and CIA you are welcome in my house, I make you listen to music tough

  32. Kilia Member

    ROFLMAO! I could imagine what that cat would have done to that dog later.
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  33. Perfecto Member

    Elron, the quintessential liar.
  34. Anonymous Member

  35. Going back to being a Goth.

    fuck this world
  36. Scientology is kind of a BDSM religion, so good luck with that, You have Masters and slaves as Aleister Crowley explained. That translates roughly in the do haves and not haves or the 1 % against the 99 %.

    America is fucked

  37. Anonymous Member

    Go to sleep, KKS.
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  38. You know that won't work in the weekend on an Aspi/ADHD
  39. Kilia Member

    Will meds work? ;)
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