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New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

Discussion in 'Jett Travolta' started by CaptainAdderall, Jul 19, 2009.

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  1. happy feet Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Fatty hambeasts who live in adipose houses shouldn't throw stones.

    I've seen enough protest pics & vids that indicate some Anons should go on a diet themselves if they have the nerve to feign concern over Travolta's weight.
    happy feet, Jul 19, 2009
    #41

  2. SurpressivePhantom Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    ^^^^This(if only in my mind lol)
    SurpressivePhantom, Jul 19, 2009
    #42

  3. mrfyde Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    I just find it interesting that there is no mention of scientology. Not in this article, and not in the Kelly Preston article from a few weeks ago.
    mrfyde, Jul 19, 2009
    #43

  4. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Because the natural assumption when talking about weight is to talk about what scams the fatso in question has fallen for.
    A.Non Hubbard, Jul 19, 2009
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  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    <3

    i used to be a christian technically
    Anonymous, Jul 19, 2009
    #45

  6. JustAnotherEx Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    That, my friend, is an uncommonly lucid observation.

    Besides, as any scientologist would likely tell you, now that the PTS entity has done the ethical thing and removed itself from his life, he will be able to make proper progress up the bridge! Soon he will be a more thetany thetan than anyone has ever seen before!

    Perhaps he and Cruise can team up for a visit with Oprah and not just jump on the couch, but tear it quite literally apart in a show of Operating Thetan ability!

    Perhaps they could then levitate the remains of said former sofa as well.

    Imagine the ratings!

    (Insensitive? Hell yes! I just wish he would wake the fuck up! The guy doesn't deserve what he has been fed! No, I'm not referring to the cheeseburger, silly.)
    JustAnotherEx, Jul 19, 2009
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  7. Sponge Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    We should be happy for JT. Afterall, he hath found the sacred religion of caek and is clearly devouring it in great quantity.

    [IMG]
    Sponge, Jul 19, 2009
    #47

  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    I think I might almost be a little bit gay now.
    Anonymous, Jul 19, 2009
    #48

  9. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    I love both your avatar and sig -- which isn't illegal in itself, but does portend a matrimonial quandary.
    JohnnyRUClear, Jul 19, 2009
    #49

  10. The Ghost of Groucho Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Dear John,

    Not for nothing, but if you're really tired of all those &quot;gay&quot; and &quot;bisexual&quot; rumors that swirl around you, maybe don't grow the same mustache as the biker from the Village People. I'm just saying.

    villagepeople.jpg
    The Ghost of Groucho, Jul 19, 2009
    #50

  11. pwnon Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...


    I'm sorry I told people on Skype that you're a gutless, sad sack of shit that doesn't deserve to breathe, let alone be a mod. I like you.

    <3
    pwnon, Jul 19, 2009
    #51

  12. TinyDancer Member

    Dahlink, DO adjust your sarcasm-detection unit. :)

    Ah.
    TinyDancer, Jul 19, 2009
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  13. avideogameplayer Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Adipose - Doctor Who Wiki The Adipose were a race of vaguely humanoid blobs of fat. tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Adipose

    Maybe that's what Hubbud meant by excess body thetans. Did he reincarnated into Russel T. Davis?

    Can't wait to see Kirstie's Adipose pop out of her...
    avideogameplayer, Jul 19, 2009
    #53

  14. eddieVroom Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Yeah, hey, and to quote a Jack Black line: So? I like to eat. Is that a crime?

    LOL

    I'll hold Kirstie's cankles to that paritcular grindstone only because she made such a fuss (publically) about one-upping Jenny Craig -- but JT? Whatever.

    And, FWIW, I feel a tremor in the Force -- methinks JT's about to "blow"...

    C'mon in, son, the water's fine. :)
    eddieVroom, Jul 19, 2009
    #54

  15. eddieVroom Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Biker, hell -- he's a LeatherMan.

    Lrn2WestLA
    eddieVroom, Jul 19, 2009
    #55

  16. Herro Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    THIS!!!! OMG YOU PEOPLE!!! JOHN TRAVOLTA IS FAT! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!

    lol
    Herro, Jul 19, 2009
    #56

  17. JustAnotherEx Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    I hope I can say this in a way that won't let you down too hard, but my &quot;romantic interests&quot; are fixed elsewhere for now.

    However, my dear Cousin Akhmed is looking for that &quot;special someone&quot; if you are interested.

    I do hope the photo uploads correctly.

    Fat-Bastard--4956.jpg
    JustAnotherEx, Jul 20, 2009
    #57

  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Minor fix
    Anonymous, Jul 20, 2009
    #58

  19. Herro Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Osama lives in New Jersey?
    Herro, Jul 20, 2009
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  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Or possibly Scotland
    Anonymous, Jul 20, 2009
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  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    he s been at the deep fryed pizza
    Anonymous, Jul 20, 2009
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  22. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Not that he isn't a darling, but I was actually implying something more(?) absurd: a triangle between myself, your avatar, and your sig. Hence the impending legal quandary: laws against (at least) bigamy.

    I appreciate the recommendation though. Blood being thicker than water, it's quite a compliment to get intro'd to a family member.
    JohnnyRUClear, Jul 20, 2009
    #62

  23. Optimisticate Member

    Optimisticate, Jul 21, 2009
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  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    This
    Anonymous, Jul 21, 2009
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  25. JustAnotherEx Member

    Re: New Article: Recluse Travolta piles on the pounds Jeeez...

    Ahhhhhhhhhh.... So you were merely suggesting you might have an illicit tryst with an image and idea! Now I understand.

    I am embarassed to admit that the photo is not actually mine, but is borrowed. You may find it here:

    http://www.moshpit.org/mindless/images/londo1.gif

    As for the idea, that IS mine, but I offer it, and anything else I may write, which may be even remotely useful, to anyone who wishes to use it. I claim no authors rights.

    There, you can print them both and adjourn to the privacy of your own domicile to cavort as you wish... just spare me the details!

    Poor Akhmed, he had his beard braided in cornrows in anticipation of meeting you. His good friend Tommy seemed rather pleased as well.

    See, that twinkle in his eyes is all yours.

    www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4500/Fat-Man-4949.jpg

    Fat-Man-4949.jpg

    (Now then, shall we return to the serious and weighty subject of Revoltas Body Mass Index?)
    JustAnotherEx, Jul 21, 2009
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