New Press Releases: TomKat I'm kicking off a number of new press releases. Let's have a deadline of Saturday, April 19th, 8pm eastern daylight time. That gives us about 24 hours for each of these. I'm hoping a number of Sunday papers are going to run small blurbs on the happenings of this week, and we'd like to get a few simple, concise, and clear sound-bites into them on behalf of Anonymous. Press release number 1: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes rumors. I'll start you guys out, but I'll take no offense if you take it in a completely different direction. Yeah, it's wordy, moral-faggish, and preachy. Please cut it to shreds. But remember, we want soundbites. We're not looking to get new articles published, we're not looking to make news - we just want to be quoted in the articles that are inevitably going to be printed in the next week. So do your best!