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Discussion in 'Projects' started by VictoireFlamel, Mar 23, 2008.

  1. Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    crammingofficersw3.png
    *giggles like a little girl*
  2. gailo Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Block their cookies for extra win so you get a new session ID with each survey.
  3. anon_david Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    "Cramming Officer"

    Sounds about right...
  4. Jack the dog Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Harpoons. Now.
  5. Kitto^ Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    posting from work, now im recieving errors when trying to make another survey lol, i did do a few to many... lovley :)
  6. Anonymeep Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Where are these people? Are you able to verify where they are?

    Mary Arbuckle, Kathy Lemmer, Russ Bellin, Susan Jane Koon, Alison Biggs (Knapmeyer), Heber Jentzsch, Angie Blankenship, Michelle Lynette Jaramillo (Yager), Dave Bloomberg, Mark Allen Ingber, Pam Bolstad, Liz Ingber, Pat Lawrence Buglewicz, Gregory Kenneth Hughes, Richard Gilman Cruzen, Russ Lyle Greilich, Robert Lemoine, Catherine Albertina Rinder, Guillaume Lesevre, Peter Harrison Schless, Janet Light, Rita Schwartzgruber, Jenny Linson (DeVocht), Lyman Doyle Spurlock, Jr, Aron Mason, Norman F. Starkey, Raymond H. Mithoff, Fredric Samuel Swartz, Bruno Moresi, Katherine Tisi (Feshback, Charbonneau), Wendell A. Reynolds, Bert Trussell, Kurt Weiland, Rena Weinberg, Michele Wheelis, Sue Wilhere, Tom Willis, Tom Vorm, Marc A. Yager
  7. anourmous Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    ?sid=202 is the first

    ?sid=605 is the last

    So we have only 303 surveys to fill.
  8. AnonPerk Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Desu'd it's balls off. Now to be more creative with it.
  9. Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    hehe
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  10. Penitent Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Done.

    XENUXENUXENU.jpg.gif

    Also desu.
  11. AnnonyKitty Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    "Personally, I like to control my environment by locking those who oppose me, yet know too much, in a large room together and never let them out. I'd let this go on for years -- after all, it's a sound principle. Why, you could get as many as 40 people in there! So I suppose the 'object in nature'... hmm, does a large bolt-lock count?"

    Then I just typed any nonsense that came to mind.
  12. Hostile Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    oh awesome... I found one on possible new courses... I suggested relating the world of 1984 to the world of scientology as a course
  13. TakeAnonMe Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    This is awesome enough that I'm moving it to Current Projects; I suggest everyone use this as a means of communicating with the low-level Scions who will be reading the survey submissions. The message is up to you.
  14. Hostile Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    can anyone get survey *205 to work?
    I don't see the impression image :/

    nvm, got it, only saw top part of image though... and rest was greyed out... is that normal... and should I respond as though the image was goatse.cx

    ok works now, sent in survey as though it's goatse though
    here it is, because I deliver.

    1) What impression did you get from this image?
    wow... oh my god... wow...

    WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?
    2) What did it communicate to you?
    ...what did it communicate? is that a serious question? the image was a man who had literally put his hands into his ass and then pulled them apart so the inside of his freaking colon was visible!!! You're sick! you guys are fucking SICK
    6) If yes, which ones?
    listen, I think I'm going to have to see a psychiatrist after that! seriously! I'm not even sure if I'm going to be able to sleep for weeks!

    goodbye scientology, that's the last straw! goodbye


    (fyi, omitted questions were dropdown lists about dianetics)
  15. Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    If you have done the TRs & Objectives co-audit course, please answer the following questions according to your actual personal observation and experience.

    1) What do you know the TRs & Objectives co-audit course can accomplish?
    Provide the astonishing power of flight

    2) What do you know you can do using the TRs & Objectives co-audit course?
    Fly, like Tom Cruise can't.

    3) What has the TRs & Objectives co-audit course done for your family?
    They've all taken up skydiving sans parachute

    4) What has the TRs & Objectives co-audit course done for your friends?
    They all thought they could fly. We spent a week wiping them off the sidewalk.

    5) What has the TRs & Objectives co-audit course done for your area?
    The sidewalks are much cleaner and the housing problem has been solved.

    6) What is the biggest benefit you gained from doing the TRs & Objectives co-audit course?
    A house all to myself since I was the only one to try flying from the first floor.

    7) How can the TRs & Objectives co-audit course change someone's life?
    They can put them in a wheelchair for life. Trust me on this one.

    8) What is your highest training level?
    As I said, I didn't make it past the first floor.
  16. D... Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Normally I don't troll like this but...

    lron2.jpg
  17. Silent Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    [IMG]
    Images hosted at HoldThatPic.com

    Not as good as the others, it's late and I'm tired...

    Did a lot more srs bznz ones, urging the reader to blow/read moar.
  18. anonagia Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Remember, X Sea Org has a phone number. 1 866- 973-2674. Im mixing it up, doing one for the lulz, one for the peeps.
  19. supafreak Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Thanks for the heads-up. I may or may not troll this later on...
  20. AnonyHamster Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Awesome, I had no idea this was going to be at all useful or even get any serious replies when I posted it. Definitely a good way to get at the low level Scilons though, I agree.
  21. Jack the dog Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Harpoons.
  22. Silent Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Fired! :D

    YARR HARR MATEYS!
  23. Sargo Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    i maek them cry^_^
  24. Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    chans weren't hungry
  25. anourmous Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    I guess ebaumsworld is just busy raiding Ashley Tisdale.
  26. KatanaRaHmA Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    can i submit without fear of being tracked?
  27. twelve Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    TorButton + NoScript = good times. :lol:
  28. Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Survey <-- Good ONE


    1) What concern do you have in your life which you would like to remedy?

    5) How did you hear or find out about Scientology?

    6) What is your opinion about Scientology?


    9) What do you feel Scientology should offer society?
    A plea bargin,
    Liquidate and pay all the families you have bankrupt and broken apart some restitution.
  29. SamuelAdams Member

  30. RoflJunkie Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    1) What object in nature flashes into your mind when I say "be in control of your environment"?

    Did you know Mike Rinder blew?

    He was being kept against his will in SP Hall, California, and blew when he was brought out for publicity.


    2) What object in nature comes to mind when I say "an ability to be in present time"?Google: Lisa McPherson

    It is right to question what is going on in your organisation. Having doubts is not a sin.


    3) What environment comes to mind when I say "an ability to be in present time"?
    Ex-Scientology Kids

    Ex-Sea Org Helpline. Reclaim your Life. The Sea Org, Scientology, Miscavige, OSA, and Anonymous, what it means to you. - Reclaim your life
  31. Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Suggestion: Copypasta OT dox into survey.
    Is this win? y/n
  32. Anon-ymous Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Y
  33. Silent Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    y
  34. Hostile Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    y because they are required to go to specialized auditing... but harpoons work well too...
  35. Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Wow...crazy questions...'what is too inexpensive to not buy it?' What kinda question is that? They apparently don't know poor college students like me lol!
  36. TheRedAnon Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    typing in '301' gives a whole bunch of interesting imagery ones to play with.

    This is going to amuse me for hours.
  37. Honk_Honk111 Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Data (1) (1)
    The head of the Galactic
    Confederation (76 planets around
    larger stars visible from here)
    (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera)
    solved overpopulation (250 billion
    or so per planet) -- 178 billion
    average) by mass implanting.
    He caused people to be brought to
    Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb
    on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2)
    and then the Pacific area ones
    were taken in boxes to Hawaii
    and the Atlantic Area ones to
    Las Palmas and there "packaged."
    His name was Xenu. He used
    renegades. Various misleading
    data by means of circuits etc.
    were placed in the implants.
    When through with his crime Loyal Officers
    (to the people) captured him
    after 6 years of battle
    and put him in an electronic
    mountain trap where he still
    is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.)
    has since been a desert.




    OTIII IN ALL FEILDS
  38. wat Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    1) What object in nature flashes into your mind when I say "be in control of your environment"?

    A Fair Game order.

    2) What object in nature comes to mind when I say "an ability to be in present time"?

    Blue Asbestos.

    3) What environment comes to mind when I say "an ability to be in present time"?

    Freewinds.

    Also, when Miscavige said 7 minutes into their DVD, verbatim, "The most important commodity on earth are people." :fuckyou:
    I lol'd.
  39. Anon17 Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    30iylvm.jpg.gif

    Also: I clicked all tickyboxes.
    Also: I'm from Japan.
  40. wat Member

    Re: Scientology online surveys, needs moar mudkipz!

    Protest: DO IT NOW. :fuckyou:

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