Operation: SIGGIE This is an easy one. If there’s one thing we’ve learned from protesting, youtube trolling, and engaging Scientologists in lulzy badinage – they run and hide at the mere mention of AUDITING BODY THETANS or the highly classified OTIII dox (lolpneumonia). One hundred+ Scientologists have been working in shifts to scour wwp on a daily basis. Due to declining numbers, OSA and upper level OT’s have had to recruit from the rank and file for manpower. This works to our advantage. Imagine a lowly Scientologist assigned to watch and report on our activities, but every single post they see has INCIDENT 2 in it. ZOMG IMMA GONNA DIE and poof, they’re gone. There’s no way they can stay and there’s no way OSA et al can make them stay. By saying things like PAST LIFE IMPLANTS every chance we get, we can effectively cut their spies down from a hundred to only a handful. Not only can we cull some of the undercover fail posters (who don’t hide themselves that well anyway), but we can also fuck OSA in the ass by taking their staff away from them. It’s win/win. If you already have a custom signature, that’s great, you can just add to it. If you have one already oriented for mind-fucking the culties then that’s great too. If you don’t have one, set one up – only takes a few minutes and it doesn’t have to be complicated. For example, I just have “Body Thetans” not capped, not bold, not disrupting the flow of conversation (edit: changed it a bit since I first posted this). In addition (in case the lowly Sci gets feisty and decides to click on it) I linked it to display the Hubbard handwritten copy of OTIII from xenu.net. Double whammy. A word to the wise: mods and members would probably hate seeing pages of monstrously insane siggies so do them a favour and KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID. Or be creative, lose your mind, and make a giant screaming acid trip sig, risking the wrath of everybody every time you decide to open your yaw and say something. But hey fuck it – it’s your juice, let it flow. So look, you don’t have to move from your chair, make a sign, organise, or buy baked goods to do this one. You’re a homo novis level XVIII lazy fucking osaniggerjew if you don’t. tl;dr Put “BODY THETANS” or some shit in your sig to fuck with OSA OSA OSA and make their teams of sci-slaves gouge out their eyes. KSW (keeping scientologists writhing). Note: If somebody needs info on how to add a signature to their profile, let me know and I’ll gladly edit this op to add step-by-step instructions. Also, there is a multitude of links out there to attach to your sig – I (or others) can make suggestions if needed – I can post instructions on how to hotlink your sig too. If you’re also lacking an avatar and want one that may cause xenu-related cranial haemorrhaging for our sci-spies then I can help with that as well. Lastly, if you’re uncomfortable posting your lack of mad skillz itt, all PM requests for help will be kept confidential. Or you can PM mods for help – your choice.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE Egggzellllant! A couple of sources for the hard of ideas> http://www.rr.cistron.nl/xenu/quotes.htm http://www.quotationspage.com/ (and oooo, this site will take quotes, notice there aren't LronFlubbernutz ones? 'Poons fierd!) I thinks quotes from Lron's audio tapes are the funniest, but who the fuck am is?
Re: Operation: SIGGIE I'm going to correct you a bit Og. Sorry. The phrases I used in op were very cult-specific - meant to act as triggers or catalysts. A quote like you suggest is great and if that's what you or anybody wants to use, don't let me stop you. Suggestion is to add one of those key phrases in your sig so that they get hit with it and it messes everything up for them. Short list of "triggers" would be: INCIDENT ONE INCIDENT TWO PAST LIFE IMPLANTS BODY THETANS AUDITING BODY THETANS They literally have to run from these words and phrases. Funny as fuck and twice as effective.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE Do we have dox on how many OSA babysitters we have ? And how do we know they have not been told that the goal of Scientology is to make the physical universe disappear by auditing one body thetan at a time ?
Re: Operation: SIGGIE Is the one I got in my sig useful? It only works against pre-clears, am I aiming to low?
Re: Operation: SIGGIE Ya that is what I said but here it is : "By now you know that the entire physical universe is composed of BTs. You know that the reason it is so important to get everyone on the planet into Scientology and on the Bridge to Total Freedom is that it will take every single person auditing all day long, every day, for many, many years, to audit out all the body thetans that compose the physical universe. You now share the most important secret of all, because only now that you are on OT 7 do you know that the true goal of Scientology is to make the physical universe disappear." http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-ge...ng-like-stacey-brooks-bob-minton-write-38524/
Re: Operation: SIGGIE ^^^THIS. I'm skeptical they'd have hundreds of people on the case- 1. They're short staffed, 2. I don't think you'd need more than half a dozen people working in shifts to read every post made here. Rather than hundreds of spais it's probably one sleep deprived ronbot sitting in a lonely office somewhere quietly wearing out his F5 key.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE OT VIII is not "You mocked up your own past lives." The End Phenomenon of OT VIII is "Now I know who I am not, and I am interested in finding out who I am". OT8 secrets forced out of me in deposition
Re: Operation: SIGGIE Uhm, as far as I know OTVIII is actually NOT "you mocked up your past lives", but "I now know who I am not, and I'm interested in finding out who I am" or something like that.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE More concrete numbers are not possible nor are dox - sorry. There are not hundreds of them as An0nand0n said but there are enough to read, research, and report back - figure given to me was approximately one hundred with only around a dozen or so being OSA or OT's. If enough people on wwp do this, if there is at least one occurrence of a catalystic word on every page of every thread, then we have less Sci's interfering. Plus, if a Sci stumbles over wwp and happens to read one of these words or phrases, it may jostle them out of their warped LRH reverie. Think of it like a slap in the face or running up to your granny and yelling "FUCK SHIT WHORE" at her. She'd experience a shock, a jolt. If you run up to a low level Sci and scream BODY THETANS BODY THETANS BODY THETANS at them it would be 10x worse - just watch a few videos wherein Anons are yelling about Xenu to the Sea Org staff and they're practically trampling each other to get away. The only possible side effect I am aware of would be snapping the Sci out of it, and it could get them to start asking questions of themselves and Hubbard. It's the old "hey I didn't get pneumonia from reading that - why not?" I understand why you're asking questions, but I have to say, there's very little reason for you to be opposed to the idea when you think about it. Still, it's your sig, do as you wish. This is just an idea. To the ones who have altered their sigs for this project, thanks, they look great. Spread the idea around if you could - the more the lulzier
Re: Operation: SIGGIE I was just wondering if we knew the number I did think 100 sounded a little high. I think two people can keep up to date with what is going on, I can and I am not that bright. However the idea sounds fun and I don't see how it would hurt to bring up the body thetans and Scilons mocking up their own past lives at any given time. I heard someplace (no dox) that back in the day if you told the Xenu Story to people who hadn't heard it they would need to get Sec Checked every time. And if that was the case then and not now, I don't see how it wouldn't be squirreling.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE I just got an amusing idea.. you know, it'd be possible to add something into the header that displays a random Scientology/OT Secret on each page load.. then the users wouldn't be required to do squat.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE Ahhh so that CAN be done. Was going to ask about a minor subliminal background change or something at first, but that sounds much better. DO EET.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE I know how to make the sig. I just was aiming for something a little better than what I have below. Any ideas?
Re: Operation: SIGGIE They actually have people watching us? How amusing, they seem to think of this as absolute war. Well, any conflict without loss of human lives is an acceptable one at least.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE This may be a double-edged sword - it will scare off doubting Scientologists who end up here a lot faster than it will OSA.
Re: Operation: SIGGIE Maybe. Maybe not. Doubting Scientologists have other venues, such as OCMB. I'd rather risk scaring them off of here than allowing OSA to remain. True doubters won't decide to "ZOMG I BELIEVE" again just by reading our sigs...
Re: Operation: SIGGIE Capitalise your "t" in Thetans and it's awesome the way it is! Thanks for doin it. Tru, but a) chances are they're going to end up on ESMB or Xenu.net first and by the time they drag themselves here acclimation will have set in b) it's worth it just to fuck OSA over c) we run this I think da5id's idea would work much better, but no harm in sig bombing too.
