Operation: SIGGIE This is an easy one. If there’s one thing we’ve learned from protesting, youtube trolling, and engaging Scientologists in lulzy badinage – they run and hide at the mere mention of AUDITING BODY THETANS or the highly classified OTIII dox (lolpneumonia). One hundred+ Scientologists have been working in shifts to scour wwp on a daily basis. Due to declining numbers, OSA and upper level OT’s have had to recruit from the rank and file for manpower. This works to our advantage. Imagine a lowly Scientologist assigned to watch and report on our activities, but every single post they see has INCIDENT 2 in it. ZOMG IMMA GONNA DIE and poof, they’re gone. There’s no way they can stay and there’s no way OSA et al can make them stay. By saying things like PAST LIFE IMPLANTS every chance we get, we can effectively cut their spies down from a hundred to only a handful. Not only can we cull some of the undercover fail posters (who don’t hide themselves that well anyway), but we can also fuck OSA in the ass by taking their staff away from them. It’s win/win. If you already have a custom signature, that’s great, you can just add to it. If you have one already oriented for mind-fucking the culties then that’s great too. If you don’t have one, set one up – only takes a few minutes and it doesn’t have to be complicated. For example, I just have “Body Thetans” not capped, not bold, not disrupting the flow of conversation (edit: changed it a bit since I first posted this). In addition (in case the lowly Sci gets feisty and decides to click on it) I linked it to display the Hubbard handwritten copy of OTIII from xenu.net. Double whammy. A word to the wise: mods and members would probably hate seeing pages of monstrously insane siggies so do them a favour and KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID. Or be creative, lose your mind, and make a giant screaming acid trip sig, risking the wrath of everybody every time you decide to open your yaw and say something. But hey fuck it – it’s your juice, let it flow. So look, you don’t have to move from your chair, make a sign, organise, or buy baked goods to do this one. You’re a homo novis level XVIII lazy fucking osaniggerjew if you don’t. tl;dr Put “BODY THETANS” or some shit in your sig to fuck with OSA OSA OSA and make their teams of sci-slaves gouge out their eyes. KSW (keeping scientologists writhing). Note: If somebody needs info on how to add a signature to their profile, let me know and I’ll gladly edit this op to add step-by-step instructions. Also, there is a multitude of links out there to attach to your sig – I (or others) can make suggestions if needed – I can post instructions on how to hotlink your sig too. If you’re also lacking an avatar and want one that may cause xenu-related cranial haemorrhaging for our sci-spies then I can help with that as well. Lastly, if you’re uncomfortable posting your lack of mad skillz itt, all PM requests for help will be kept confidential. Or you can PM mods for help – your choice.