Discussion in 'Situation Rooms' started by Anonymous, Oct 8, 2013.

  1. Anonymous Member

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  2. Kilia Member

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  3. anonamus Member

    Spectacular humor that works. :D
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  4. A.O.T.F Member

    Craigslist Vs. the Church of Scientology

    Posted on October 6, 2013 | 9 Comments

    Anonymous is not happy unless it is terrorizing the boulevards and thoroughfares of the planet by spreading it’s campaign of lies and disinformation about the Church of Scientology.
    As usual, we in the Church of Scientology were quietly minding our own business when the Scientology-hating psycho-anarchy terrorist group Anonymous suddenly pounced and attacked without warning.
    We are of course referring to the fact that we in the Church of Scientology have been placing ads on Craigslist that offer help and hope: Something can be done about it!

    That's a bit fucking rich!

    Hows that working out for you?

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  7. Anonymous Member

    Unimportant “Red and Green Vols” Removed from Course Rooms at Flag

    Posted on October 19, 2013 | 11 Comments
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    Taking a break from the whirlwind of legal challenges which he is heroically fending off, COB RTC David Miscavige recently conducted an inspection tour of Flag Land Base.
    During his inspection, COB repeatedly spotted sets of books in course rooms that he never authorized to be there.
    red-vols.png?w=300&h=279.png “What are these green and red sets of books?” COB asked Church PR Ken Delusion who was accompanying him.
    “Sir, these are the Founder’s Tech and Admin volumes,” Delusion replied.
    “Well I don’t recall authorizing Flag to place these books in course rooms!,” COB tersely responded.
    “Get rid of them now!”
    And with that, the red and green volumes disappeared from Flag course rooms.
    Speaking today on this matter, Ken Delusion issued a statement in which he declared, “We have COB to thank for the timely and necessary removal of all that ‘old red and green Dev-T clutter’ from Flag course rooms. COB has replaced those dusty old books with beautiful new GAT II course packs. All of the so-called ‘red and green’ that COB deems necessary for Scientology parishioners to know will be in these course packs. Carry on!”
    Following Delusion’s statement, senior Flag Tech terminal Davis Jackinov relayed COB’s additional orders:
    * Bridge Publications may no longer sell the red and green volumes, this to prevent them from being used improperly or falling into the hands of squirrels. Go and look at the BPI site and you will see that it has been swept clean of the red and green volumes. In any case, what is more important is that every Scientologist complete his or her Basics immediately in order to be ready for GAT II.
    * As COB RTC David Miscavige has nothing to do with running the Church of Scientology, no one at Flag Land Base may speak the name of David Miscavige. This is very urgent as COB needs to create a great deal of distance between himself and the Church in as short a time as possible.
    * Super Power is now classified as ‘lost Tech” as it appears to be missing or absent. Any Scientologist who spots Super Power is ordered to call Davis Jakinov at the Flag Land Base immediately to report its whereabouts.
    With these new improvements, Planetary Clearing is now more real than ever!
    Come to Flag today!
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    David Miscavige on Standard 'Tech'.

    * As COB RTC David Miscavige has nothing to do with running the Church of Scientology, no one at Flag Land Base may speak the name of David Miscavige. This is very urgent as COB needs to create a great deal of distance between himself and the Church in as short a time as possible.
    * Super Power is now classified as ‘lost Tech” as it appears to be missing or absent. Any Scientologist who spots Super Power is ordered to call Davis Jakinov at the Flag Land Base immediately to report its whereabouts.
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  9. Anonymous Member

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  10. anonamus Member

    Priceless. :D
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  11. The Wrong Guy Member

    Scientology Surprise: An Interview With OTVIIIisGrrr8! | The Underground Bunker

    By Tony Ortega

    We’re going through some changes here at the Underground Bunker. Some of you may have heard our news yesterday that we’re starting a new job on Tuesday. We know that’s left some of you with questions, and we don’t blame you for wondering what’s going to happen around here.

    And that’s why today, as we soldier on here at the Bunker for the foreseeable future, we’re going to finally answer one of the great mysteries of this website.

    It’s something that we’ve heard often from the days even before this website breathed life and we were still toiling at the Village Voice.

    It was a mystery that bedeviled our readers and, we can say now, bedeviled those assigned to watch this blog over at the Church of Scientology.

    Who, we’ve been asked more times than we can count, WHO is OTVIIIisGrrr8!?

    Well, we’ve invited him here today to help us finally reveal his identity.

    OTVIII, on behalf of RTC, how does it feel finally to take part in a blog post here at the Bunker?

    OTVIIIisGrrr8!: We in RTC are honored to finally make it to the “Main Stage” here at the Bunker. And may we say that the lights are really hot when you’re up here in front. Moreover, there is no teleprompter.

    THE BUNKER: We have a feeling you’ll do fine without one. OTVIII, what do you think is the toughest part about being David Miscavige today?

    OTVIIIisGrrr8!: The toughest part is waking up in the morning and reading the Bunker. COB is constantly screaming at we in RTC that the Bunker always knows more than the idiots in OSA and even his own fancy wog attorneys. And then of course there are the endless problems with COB’s Ecclesiastical Pavilion and the launch of GAT II and Super Power. It appears that the Psych politicos in Clearwater are trying to derail the launch of these very badly needed planetary-saving technologies.

    THE BUNKER: Why do you think Miscavige is misunderstood? What makes it so hard for his greatness to

    OTVIIIisGrrr8!: COB’s greatness fully shines within the Church of Scientology and each of the 115,728 Ideal Orgs he has opened in the past year. COB’s greatness shines in the smile of a child who is grateful for Study Tech.

    The problem is on the outside of the Church. The suppressive Psych media constantly creates such an utter and complete barrage of lies and entheta that, as a result, Mr. Miscavige is not rightly admired, appreciated, and acknowledged as the global ecclesiastical leader of the world’s fastest growing religion. Put yourself in COB’s shoes: How would you feel if you were saving the world from destruction every day only to have brickbats and wild-eyed accusations hurled at you from the filthy wog Internet? It is obscene!

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  12. Anonymous Member

    What a friggin let down.
  13. Random guy Member

    Proves the guy go a sense of humour though.
  14. Anonymous Member

    So, for me this is a my bad (though just writing those words is painfully difficult.)
    J. Swift- wow.
    He certainly amused and fooled me.
    Next up...who is John P?
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  15. Anonymous Member

    Funny, most people liked him when they didn't know he was J. Swift. I know I did. It shows the anonymous method werks and help people.
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  16. I'm going to let my positive view of OTVIIIisGrrr8 positively affect my negative view of J. Swift, instead of letting my negative view of J. Swift negatively affect my positive view of OTVIIIisGrrr8.

    I like being pleasantly surprised by humans every once in a while.
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  17. RightOn Member

    I like this

    and his real name is Jeffrey Augustine # 2131 on the Big List
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  18. SPRTT Member

    Leave John P alone! I want to dream of his HQ, private planes, and superb marketing and business advice without taint! I love his posts!
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  19. Anonymous Member

    I was hoping for someone interesting rather than one of the usual suspects. Someone new, fresh and funny. Nothing wrong with J Swift, but I was hoping for Katie Holmes or Herro or something.
  20. anonamus Member

    Herro?!? LOL. :D
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  21. Anonymous Member

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  22. RightOn Member

    I hope all the hundreds (hope its not thousands) of scilons that died too young, all the people who committed suicide, ones who died at COS's hand, and those who died because they decided against proper medical treatment haunt David Miscavige's scotch soaked ass for all eternity before he goes. And after too.
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  23. Anonymous Member

    Hey, Swift, from me to you . . .

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  24. Something tells me that you may find out more very soon.
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    And a beautiful wife.
  26. This explains why most of the satire was aimed at Miscavige and not LRH.
  27. Didn't Karen swindle some old man to buy her that house in an underhanded way ?
  28. thesneakster Member

    Hi, OSA minion. :)
  29. it is true.
  30. Anonymous Member

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  31. OTeleventy Member

    Nowai. (Heh.)

    John P., I believe, really IS some Wall St. fag. I think he is what he always has said he is. And I do think he's nervous about being outed. I think his name is John and his last name begins with P. Could be wrong, but I've seen long-ago posts that indicated he was dismayed that he opted to use the "P" in his nick because he thought it might get peeps a little too close to home.

    Now, whether he's got fantastic super models hanging off his arm and every word is another story (fantasy?) entirely. A jet? Maybe. Hamptons? Possibly. WS fags do have a lot of moneys. . .

    Let him keep his anon.
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  32. Ceiling Sue Member

    Agreed. There can be legitimate reasons for remaining anonymous.

    Long ago, in the early days of the intertubes, ars users insisted the only way to be an effective critic was to expose your real name. I disagreed then, I still disagree now.

    P.S. I'm not the real Sue. Just another sock name in my sock drawer. I've received some interesting PMs from people who thought I was really Sue.

    / Woggle
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  33. 883

    What happened to the real Sue?
  34. Cassie Member

    You got my vote fl4.jpg
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  35. Enturbuleak Member

    He's running this site.
  36. Anonymous Member

    Joking^^. The J Swift coming out surprised me is all.
    What I am really hoping for is the Celebrity Blog folk to reappear or come out. I liked them.
  37. Go back to Indy OSA tactics ... oh wait!
  38. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Hey, Tommy: 883 is asking about Sue.
  39. ^Do not be fooled, Johnny -- that's not the real 883, whom I've known - yes, every inch - since she was a mere stripling of 441.

    EDIT: Just to add that I enjoyed J Swift's alter ego riffing on scilon gobbledegook immensely, and I always look forward to John P's contributions at the Bunker. I like people who can write.
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