Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Oct 15, 2011.
The tackler seems so peaceful. Like Jesus and his father.
He obviously tripped on a crack in the sidewalk that should have been fixed by the government. Police brutality.
Well, clearly Jesus has returned and the cops are protecting Him from hordes of autograph seekers. Jesus wants to give out a few more, but NYPD officers can clearly see that they are getting into a dicey crowd situation, and they're trying to extricate Him from His fans.
Looks like the cop holding him swung him around into the other cop. lol deskjockeys. Cop getting tackled wore a really nice watch to the demo, too...
The guy just accidentally injected himself with a heroin over-dose. One cop is trying to suck it out of his vein while the other one holds him from floating away.
Hey man, the dude in blue is Jesus. He threw out the tax collectors already. Now he has to do it again.
I mean come on, he's overdue a second coming.
We should have known to Expect Him.
Meh. I'm just waiting for martial law to get declared so I can finally go all Mad Max up in this hellhole.
Jesus gets his own thread.
This is the most likely explanation.
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I think it's just an inner elbow sniffing fetish pic.
The other cop can't wait for his turn.
Wild-eyed guy could be a snake handler whose cottonmouth went all medieval on his arm. Cop is sucking venom while other cop tries to pull them away from where the snake dropped to the ground. Panic and snakes on the street! Srsly, that's how it went down if that guy isn't Jebus giving autographs.
Clearly there are no other explanations...OR ARE THERE...?
I'm glad you asked.
Each child gets only a 5 MINUTE piggy-back ride. You've had your turn, Buddy. There are lots of other people waiting.
Looks to me like an attempted Rapture in progress.
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Are you saying the Jesus would have been down on wallstreet protesting the money changers????
That seems rather far fetched, most likely he would have been protesting prostitution in Vegas.
He's done it before.
^ Is that dox?
I got yer Dox right here...
Where's the one of him whipping the prostitute????
Those seem manufactured after the fact. Almost like they were done in some sort of photoshop program of the day.
I'm calling shenanigans on your dox.
Edit: I can tell that they might be manufactured evidence because of the tiny pixels and brushmarks I see here and there. That and I might have painted once or twice before.
You do realize that the invention of the camera was a few years off at the time don't you? ;-)
Are you saying that Jesus didn't have a digital camera to document his suffering? Seems unlikely that a living god would be constrained by such things.
Hell, nah. He was down with the prostitutes--saving them from stoning and all that.
Alas, the J-man wasn't into the kinky stuff.
As far as we know....
Yes and no. Natural Law and all that.
its a miracle someone wasnt hurt
This deserves a bump
Come on over here and I'll show you.
Hey that's a great pick up line! Come over here and I'll show up pix of Jesus whipping a prostitute...
I've asked you to come and 'moderate my globe.' (or 'moderate my globe' and come.)
I'm on the right track now?
That's an extra fifty bucks, right there...
Really? Mormon Jesus married one as one of his three wives.
Wrong guy. San Francisco Chanology doxed Jesus years ago.
copypasta from other thread:
Why Did Jesus Do?
God's Agent Provocateur
Why Did Jesus Die?
Because his dad was a sick and deranged sadist.
He liked to have them wash his feet with their hair. If that's not kinky I don't know what is.
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