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Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by Anonymous, May 8, 2009.

  1. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    She has an awful lot of white knights
  2. Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    For Kirstie, twitter is serious business. She is having a meltdown because someone pretended to be Steve Buscemi on twitter. Another comm tech success story.

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  3. lokimotion Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Fixed!
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    I will be the fake Steve for this minute:

    Kirstie : you are fucked, they are telling you what you want to hear
  5. mojo Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    the next best money maker after a religion...
  6. Mutante Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Kirstie will never make any substantial money from selling a weight loss program unless she can get herself back into her former fit condition because she's a public figure, and we remember how she used to look. She will always seem fat to us and therefore a poor advert for slimming success unless she can match her previous body shape. This is now an impossible goal for her. Sucks to be Kirstie.

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  7. zebrafaced Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    ... and she was still ugly.
  8. genxanon Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Even back then she looked like a drag queen...... Just sayin...
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    I hate all celebrity gossip bullshit, but Perez really helping the cause, and he seems to call out the idiots on stuff too.

    That's word for word what I was going to say
  10. Mutante Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    LET'S PINCH OUR OWN NIPPLES IN CELEBRATION OF THE GLORIOUS LEADER

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  11. xenubarb Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    LOL I c wut u did thar!
  12. Haruhi Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    [STRIKE]PAUL FETCH[/STRIKE] PEREZ HILTON FOR LEADER OF ANONYMOUS
  13. BlooAnon Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Promotion!!!
  14. Anonynamefag Member

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  15. whosit Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    She just needs to start doing blow again. The pounds will drop off.
  16. Anonymous Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

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  17. Suzette Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    She once claimed that she gained weight because she ate 28,000 calories a day. That's psycho level. Four thousand calories is fat American junk food junkie. Two thousand calories is healthy. Eight thousand calories is OMG Thanksgiving. Eating 28,000 calories is proof there's something seriously wrong with you. It's like ten bowls of ice cream, every hour, all day.
  18. Haruhi Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    So, we're talking Tuesday levels.
  19. Anonymous Member

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    Even this fat kid would fucking puke after an hour of eating all that ice cream. DAMN!
  20. Suzette Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    One hundred packzi in a day. Of course she could be doing Scilon math here. but damn....
  21. Mutante Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Or just one drop of my sweet spooge.
  22. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    /r/ Kirstie Alley ED article.
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  25. isralolcat Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Never had any interest in either of them, but I think I'm beginning to like that Perez dude.
  26. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Holy shit, Perez owned that cow.

    I wonder if he's been declared an SP yet.
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  29. Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    crusty alley on Oprah




    at 0:41; " I was like, this is it!" I half expected the cow to keep going "this is totally it. Like, Kah-PSSSSHHH!"

    She┬┤s what, OT7? Why is she feeling insecure about herself at the OT7 level? Doesnt scientology work? Doesnt it help people?
  30. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    You never got entertainment quite like this before the internet
  31. TypingChimp Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    I've finally changed my mind. Perez Hilton may be the King of Douchenozzles, but I think he pwn'd Cowstie's flabby ass. He may be an asshole, but he's OUR asshole, and I've just eaten two pounds of refried beans.
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    pwned= anybody who thinks Kirstie Alley is actually making these posts, including Perez Hilton, if he is actually the one responding to them.

    pwned by= troll who set up the account
  33. FUCK Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Perez pwnd that fat bitch ^_^
  34. Anonymous Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Perez has been calling out for Team Xenu since a while back. Some say he is the brains behind Marblecake.
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  36. thetanmonger Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    wow i havent seen a pic of her in so long, ugliest mofo ever :confused:, also i have a new found respect for perez =]
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    krustie fattey is on cover of people magazine.

    so this conversation has happened at every cash register i've been through for the past two days:

    me: god, look at kirstie alley. she's huge.

    well-trained spouse: jesus. what happened to her?

    me: she's a porker again, but i heard she's going to start her own diet program.

    wts: orly?

    me: yeah. <insert chuckling here> hope she doesn't use that damned $cientology purification rundown! people aren't gonna like being shoved into a hot box for hours at a time after being stuffed with an overdose of niacin. you may lose weight, but liver failure sucks.

    everyone around laughs and shakes head.


    ITT we vote for perez for leader of anonymous? he gets my vote for the online beatdown of the $cilebritologist.
  38. Mutante Member

  39. TypingChimp Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    The saddest thing is that Katie Holmes used to be fucking hot. Krusty Alley has always looked like an angry, trailer trash drag queen or recently post-op tranny.
  40. El Diablo Member

    Re: Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley have a catfight

    Considering his massive readership and love of controversy...oh and the being a gay gossip blogger thing...I'd be keeping Perez in mind next time the CoS does anything even slightly homophobic.

    He'd totally run with it.

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