I've been getting phone calls from the cult asking for me but using my maiden name. I have a script all set up in my head for next time they call that will hopefully put an end to the annoying calls, so every time the phone rings I think it's them and I go through the script. Anyway..... I just got a call from "Betty in the church office." High alert! Now is my chance to explode some heads! After a few seconds, I realized that it was Betty from MY church office! I almost said to her "what church?" It just happened to be a volunteer I didn't know. Oh. I'm still ready and waiting for my chance to ruin someone's case.