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Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by 4theGreatestNumber, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. anonymous612 Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    "You don't have to stay alive too much more!"

    Waaaat?
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Dr Ms. Alley,

    We're sorry, but this telethon is horrible. After much consideration - we have decided we would rather die of thirst.

    Thanks anyway.

    Sincerely,

    The people of Africa

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  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Shit up to $15 for the panties
  4. NCSP Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    She said the secret woid!

    Where's Groucho?
  5. amaX Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    she's soooo classy.
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    LOL

    <3
  7. NCSP Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    PIONEERS YOU CUNT
  8. NCSP Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    THANK you
  9. amaX Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    every step she takes breaks ground.
  10. Cudgel Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    "Playpumps"????
  11. Incredulicide Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    The water pumps are operated by children playing on see-saws, etc.
  12. Anonymous Member

  13. Cudgel Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Nevermind. I remember the article in NY Times a while ago.
  14. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    wait...didnt sally struthers do charity work for africa when she became a fat has-been?
  15. stuwyatt Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    And to think this woman was after hosting her own chat-show? She is terrible, horrible, awful.....

    Anway, thanks for the laughs tonight everyone. You've helped me through an eve of insomnia/
  16. TinyDancer Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Typo. Should read "Pay Plumps".
  17. Cudgel Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    They seem to have cut off the Tweet. Or blocked me for asking several times why I was getting no reply to the question of whether or not the location for the pumps has been selected.

    EDIT: It's back
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Did you know there is a limit to the number of tweets you can do in an hour? Its roughly 100.

    @kirstiealley Who Is David Miscavige?
  19. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    David Miscavige should really RPF Kirstie for spreading so much entheta about him.
  20. pokeanon Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    I only saw this just now. I guess that means the whole thing is over.

    Does anyone have captures of audio or video of Cowsty flipping her shit?
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    NYPA

    lol
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    lame scilon is lame
  23. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    :D

    (stop the echo by closing her legs..........OMG! nearly second helping of dinner lolol)

    XP
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    You clearly don't understand when and how to use that phrase. Please gtfo.
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    yessir

    /care
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    we luv you. now poast noodz
  27. Anon1260 Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Why? What saidst thou?
  28. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    "Kirstie Alley, bored obese fading star scientologist, almost totally fails at trying to help thirsty African kids by putting on a 'telethon' via Internet. Almost, meaning she actually got nearly enough donations to install 1 (ONE) expensive kiddie-pump somewhere unknown as yet. Gets trolled for being her mind-numbing self while providing one of histories most boring and disorganised fund raisers ever and munches greasy burger wearing crappy lipgloss. CoS and handlers rub hands in glee at needed positive media spin."

    How's dat? :D

    Speaking of glossy lips......... the stories of this should be interesting........as well as the bawwwww-fest sure to come.

    XP
  29. Anonymous Member

  30. Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Ahh I was asleep when that happened, Oh how I hope someone was recording this stream some how. And i hope that the Marcab Confederacy will pony up the dollars.
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    fix'd.
  32. Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    I think it's pretty lame that she went to bed at 10:00 PM with a "see you in the morning", when they billed this thing as a "24 hour" telethon.

    I mean, Jerry Lewis is like 124 years old - and he manages to stay up all night for his telethon...

    [IMG]
  33. Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Very funny, Grouch. Btw, one of my favorite quotes: "Why, he's got more women than you can shake a stick at-if that's your idea of a good time."
  34. afternon Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    I'm glad I stayed up late enough to witness such quality trolling- and I hear reports that you got to speak to her on the phone!

    When will the $cilons learn- anonymous IS the intenets!
  35. Anonymous Member

    Kirstey Alley this morning

    This morning (26th, nearly midday) i got a message

    'Kirstie Alley is now following you on Twitter!'

    Ok what does this entail and why does she entail me and why only this morning and not last night? And does this mean she's read me tweets?
  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: Kirstey Alley this morning

    I contributed in Spanish to throw the censors off.

    Hola! :) No te preocupes por el sonido. Estos resultados han sido muy biene! Y el jefe de tu iglesia le pega a su personal.

    Anonymous
  37. Anon-007 Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Kirstie "Supersize Me!" Alley really is a fat currant who should focus her energies on losing weight.

    Just more proof that the Purif doesn't work.
  38. RightOn Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    Wat?? she went to bed at 10:00?
    Wow she sure is a party animal.
    Somone should tell her that beauty sleep does not work on bitches
  39. FUCK Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    ^^^ This.
  40. firebug Member

    Re: Please "contribute" to Kirstie Alley's Aquathon

    She was auctioning off her weight loss program that is due to be released in November. MUs much
    The Kirstie Alley Weight Loss Program

    .

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