PREPARE FOR MASSIVE LULZ

In less than 48 hours a leak of massive proportions will occur.

Prepare for massive lulz.

You will never guess in a billion years what the leak is. Feel free to guess.

You will not be disappoint.

Lulzsec hacked my shower head.

Is this about information?

Is "a billion years" a clue?

Sounds like I should sign up for the Sea Org ASAP so I am around if need be!

Whoever is in that IRC is not getting out alive without infection

this is a fag threadz

Massive x3. It better be good :-X

/r/ cross post to The Dome

DNFTT

This is a leak that will be liked by chanologists. OP

Hubbards final resting place?

I wanna know now,lol!

and we must wait 2 days for this why?

The world had to wait years for Wikileaks, now stfu and be patient

Get a locking gas-cap for Christ's sake everyone!

dome this shite

did you finally track down the taped lecture about UFOs?

Do not know if want.

The collective recorded words of slappy miscavige on CD Rom

This is a massive troll

Oh boy, Imma get popcorn and booze and sit on mah ass and wait!


Not.

"Something is coming and its shooper-dooper aweshumness, its like wow, its later though... so just wait and be all excited and everything..."


Uck.

Hubbard returns as a mime.

OP gets gang raped by a horde of rampaging seamonkeys?

Let's see... we won't guess in a billion years... so that means... we just have to think ahead to whatever it is we would guess after guessing for a billion years, and guess that now! Hmmmmmmmm........

Yes, yes, this is the cosmic answer to mankind's inaneness!

Preparing us for upcoming huge leak? OP, 2009 WWP called and it wanted its thread themes back.

At least we only have to wait 48 hours this time. Once Lerma made us wait for like 4 months to learn about some vitamin drink place.

tomcruisetakingitintheass.jpg?

My cock?

or your cunt, either or both will do

Unlikely. Everyone's seen that thing already.

I don't have a vag. It's a common mistake. My dick is so small that it's often times confused with a clit.

or a gorgonopsid

Two days? sounds to me like another ST PETERSBURG TIMES EXPOSE! Our Sunday morning source of Excellent Enturbulation. We shall see...

You're getting warmer! OP

How about a nice hole-in-the-wall-cam vid of DM cackling over Tom Cruise's PC folders?
Audio of him slapping Mike Rinder - 'Y-whop S-whop C-whop O-whop H-whop B-whop'!
Recording of Jan Eastgate calling with advice to lie about sexual abuse?
AO's settlement agreement?

Fiver says this will be massively disappointing.

Please oh please let the leak be all of the Flag Orders. The entire collection, including the confidential FOs.

The Tom Cruise and David Miscavige sextape