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PREPARE FOR MASSIVE LULZ

Discussion in 'Leaks & Legal' started by Anonymous, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Marty Rugburn Member

    Did he drop a turd to photograph it? What the hell is that on the table?

    Marty
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  2. cfanon Member

    Mmmm baby, that's how I like it.

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  3. Marty Rugburn Member

    Lyric for the chorus should be:

    Hey la lee yah, we scam all!

    Marty
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  4. cfanon Member

    It's meat. On what I think is a chopping board.
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  5. Marty Rugburn Member

    Scatmeat perhaps?

    Marty
  6. Dragononymous Member

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  7. winning Member

    Good catch. Yes, it must be poo. That is how crazy Scientologists are. They are always putting feces on their cutting boards on the table. You must be a long-time Scientology observer to pick up on such subtleties.
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  8. Dragononymous Member

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    Be happy or be not
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  9. Anonymous Member

    Nice. Can you do one where just the mouth changes?
  10. Dragononymous Member

    why that?
    I like it, shows the evil phase in his life
    muwhahhaa...
  11. Orson Member

    Oh, Barb. Girl, I got more socks than Socks R' Us. I was here then and I'm still here now. We even had a few dust-ups back in the day. My original WWP (enturb) join date was in late Feb/early March 08. I was in the original 4chan thread when it started (thanks MC!) and have been here ever since (that's not as pathetically sad as it sounds).

    Just cause I didn't see this going the way it did doesn't mean I'm some fucking newb, jeez.
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  12. Anonymous Member

    Perfectly serious.

    I believe your problem, Herro, is that you can see with your own eyes that the corporate Scientology cult is being degraded to the point of collapse, and with all your smart-ass devil's advocate bullshit which is of course an integral part of the critical thinking, you now realize you're going to miss out on all the fun when it does all fall apart.

    It would apparently be beneath you to put on a mask and stand in solidarity with the people you appear to share much of your life with, if your post count and activity is anything to go by, but by refusing yourself that last act you'll be seeing those masks everywhere you look, and that razor-blade mind of yours will have nothing to dissect but itself.

    I think the same might apply to David Miscavige, too.
    Inadequate humans are always the first to profess some higher knowledge and enlightenment, but always the least willing to apply it upon themselves.
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  13. eddieVroom Member

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  14. Anonymous Member

    If it ain't poo then tell me what it is. Does he have a deformed hand?
  15. Anonymous Member

    /r/ anonDorf
  16. Anonymous Member

    I was wondering where I'd seen them before. Then it struck me.

    Wizard of Oz. Wicked Witch's flying henchmen.

    Awesome to find so many people who can both hold an trumpet like they've never seen it before AND have not rhythm.
  17. winning Member

    Luncheon meat. Or you can mock up whatever conspiracy you like that mindlessly degrades Scientologists for simply existing. Apparently around these parts no sleight is too absurd or mean-spirited.
  18. Anonymous Member

    Yes, it is a deformed hand.
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  19. Anonymous Member

    I don't know how much you know about Scientology.

    They are known to follow the children of critics home from school and kill their pets.

    They have been known to put LSD on the toothbrushes of pregnant women.

    Don't come here and declare what is absurd or mean-spirited to me after joining less than 24 hours ago, you know nothing. Lurk moar.
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  20. Anonymous Member

    This thread is full of win!

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  21. Herro Member

    Lol, so you just decided that David Miscavige had that whole thing reshot because everyone was laughing at him and now is just raging because a copy of it got leaked.

    As to your other shit, if the Church goes down I'll laugh because it's funny when arrogant people get their comeuppance- it's the same reason some people here get all delighted when I admit I'm wrong about something. Don't make the mistake of thinking that I'm Scientology's #1 fan just because I have the temerity to not participate in the glorious circle-jerk that is WWP.

    And how the fuck do you know whether or not I've ever stood side by side with people? Lord knows I wouldn't degrade myself like this now, but whose to say I didn't back when Chanology was new and interesting? Or maybe I'm just OSA.
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  22. Dragononymous Member

    No need to ruin russian statues now..
  23. Dragononymous Member

    No you
  24. Anonymous Member

    Besides - there is no such thing as a scientologist. It's an invented term.
    There is no study of anything beyond the rehashed nonsense of a dead fantasist sci-fi writer.

    Have you ever noticed when you type the word "scientologist" the dashed red line appears beneath the word, because as a word it is not valid.

    "Mormon". That doesn't have a dashed red line under it. Neither does "catholic". Or "protestant".

    I like it, the way that mankind's most advanced technology betrays the validity of the "tech" better than the fact that not one single respected scientific faculty has ever recognized it as anything other than laughable junk. LRH was a joke.
    He mocked up all the past lives bullshit to teach you a lesson he forgot the conclusion to.
    He even admits it in OTVIII - "You mocked up your own past lives".

    Sorry to break this to you, but Anonymous was right all along.
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  25. Anonymous Member

    "Mock up" "Degrades" "Winning" Right. Are you L Ron Hubbard?
  26. Herro Member

    So, bickering aside, when are we going to get the massive lulz that were promised?
  27. Anonymous Member

    Yes. The re-edited version that contains none of the Hermes goatse sweater and the Heber Jentzsch singing is proof enough of that.

    I don't think you're as arrogant as you think you are. With arrogance comes a belief that you are correct, I do not believe half your posts are from this viewpoint, I believe you just fly in the face of common thinking and conclusions here because you have assumed the role of the outsider.
    It is a lonely and thankless task, and I for one do see the benefits of your interjections when people get carried away, but on the whole you have little to offer but the devil's advocate viewpoint even if you haven't thought it all out properly, Herro.

    I have read enough of your input to be aware of your feelings toward both the cult and this forum. Which begs the question - why do you return here night after night if you hate everyone here so much? You are in danger of becoming the very thing you despise, no?

    I don't think you are OSA for a second, you have a forthright opinion that does not befit the slaves of Miscavige's corporate micro-management, but I don't think for a second you were stood in solidarity with the early Chanology efforts. Prove me wrong.
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  28. Herro Member

    No. To everything.
  29. Anonymous Member

    Is that it? The great psuedo-intellectual Herro reduced to "no u" ??

    I am disappoint.
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  30. Herro Member

    It's a sufficient answer.
  31. Anonymous Member

    What is true is true for you, eh Herro?

    Doesn't take much effort to troll you does it?
  32. Herro Member

    Trolled? Bitch you cookin?
  33. Anonymous Member

    You are certainly on the defensive. Which is quite cute, really.
    I actually like you, and if I did not believe me you would be aware of that.

    But there is nothing specific in the post above, number 668, that you would care to try and refute, and you know it too.
  34. Anonymous Member

    I was pretty happy with posts 657 and 666. So please don't let Herro's deep and valuable thoughts cause you to gloss over them.
  35. Anonymous Member

    Actually you are right, they were both posts made of win.
  36. Anonymous Member

    Thank you.
  37. Lulzanne Member

    Lol @ Luncheon Meat! Menu shots for the Sea Org perhaps? Hey guyz and gals, get your stats up and THIS is what you can look forward to. Needz moar plastic butterflies.

    My own guess would be some sort of clay model of a set of fingers. After having seen Davey's little outfit, what better use for those OT powersz than postulating the first ever vision of goatse? Scientology works and it helps people.
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  38. Herro Member

    There's nothing to respond to. That's the point.
  39. Anonymous Member

    Great. Try doing that.
  40. Anonymous Member

    Bulgarian.

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