Press Release FINAL VERSION - Tommy Davis Confirms Xenu Story

nonnonanon · Mar 14, 2009

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Anonynamefag;792586 said:

Gregg to the main deck. It's time to hit the big list.

Call me completely insane but me, I'd remove or replace the [comments in square brackets] before sending it...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

3-14-09

Anonymous
anonymous@whyweprotest.net

SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESMAN TOMMY DAVIS CONFIRMS XENU STORY

Los Angeles, CA - After years of dismissing the story as false, Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis has confirmed that the story of mankind's origins involving an alien overlord named Xenu is indeed authentic Scientology teaching.

In the exclusive interview with KESQ News Channel 3 reporter[1], Nathan Baca, Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis was asked about the story of Xenu, known to senior Scientologists as part of "Operating Thetan Level III", or "OT III" for short. Davis denied the story at first (as he has done in the past), stating that these were claims "forwarded by anti-Scientologists."

When Baca began reading from a book written by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard that mentions the Xenu story, Davis became defensive, admitting that the story is indeed authentic, but confidential. He then accused Nathan Baca of religious hate, saying that a non-Scientologist asking about Scientology's core beliefs is an "offensive concept", and that Baca was "just forwarding an agenda of hate."

Tommy Davis previously denied the Xenu story, asking CNN reporter John Roberts if it "sounded ridiculous" and saying the story was "unrecognisable" to him[3]. The Xenu story has also been denied by actor Tom Cruise and other famous Scientologists [6]. In that same interview with John Roberts, Davis claimed that anti-Scientology protesters known as "Anonymous" had sent death threats and bomb threats to Scientology "orgs" around the world. When Roberts revealed that the FBI had told CNN that they had no reason to believe Anonymous was responsible for the alleged threats, Mr. Davis stuttered, and claimed that the alleged threats were being investigated by local law enforcement.

The organization is well-known for aggressive public relations and media handling tactics, such as claiming threats of violence against itself. New York journalist, Paulette Cooper, the author of the famous critical book "The Scandal of Scientology", was framed for making bomb threats by Scientology in the 1970's. "Operation Freakout" was revealed by the FBI after raids on Scientology headquarters in Washington and Los Angeles in which were seized detailed plans for the false bomb threats. In 2007, the Church of Scientology in the UK alleged that the BBC sent "terrorist death threats" to the organization[5].

A leaked recording exists of Hubbard giving a lecture[2] on OT III, as well as a hand-written document summarizing the Xenu story written in Hubbard's own handwriting[4]. Hubbard instructed his followers not to mention OT III to any non-Scientologist and Scientologists who themselves have not reached the level, ostensibly because Hubbard wrote that people are liable to fall victim to pneumonia and die if exposed to the Xenu story before they have completed the preparatory steps in Scientology. Scientologists pay up to $350,000 to reach OT III. Those that reach OT III are required to have a safe in their home and to transport the OT III materials in a locked briefcase [7].

About Anonymous

Anonymous is a collective of like-minded individuals that are currently protesting the abuses of the Scientology Organization. For more information, please visit http://www.whyweprotest.net/

For a summary of the OT III story, check out the Complete OT III Class VIII transcript package: http://www.wikileaks.com/wiki/Scientology_cult_Hubbard_Class_VIII_Xenu_transcripts_1968

Sources:
[1]KESQ News Interview: http://www.kesq.com/Global/story.asp?S=9996728
[2]L Ron Hubbard Audio recording of OTIII (Xenu Story): http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/HubbardOnXemu.mp3
[3]CNN Interview with Davis on May 8th: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58igVWapjR8
[4]OT III documents: https://secure.wikileaks.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology_collected_Operating_Thetan_d ocuments
[5]BBC Editor Blogs About Scientology:: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/theeditors/2007/05/investigating_scientology_1.html
[6] http://atheism.about.com/b/2005/06/24/tom-cruise-denies-xenu.htm
[7] http://www.whyaretheydead.net/krasel/aff_mp89.html

Anonynamefag · Mar 14, 2009

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nonnonanon;792628 said:

Call me completely insane but me, I'd remove or replace the [comments in square brackets] before sending it...

How did I not see that...

nonnonanon · Mar 14, 2009

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Anonynamefag;792639 said:

How did I not see that...

Me, I have the excuse of being pissed as a fart

King Nerd · Mar 14, 2009

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I DEMAND MOAR SQUARE BRACKETS!

TinyDancer · Mar 14, 2009

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Good work, everyone.

Initiating the GREGG signal!

gregg · Mar 14, 2009

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Looks ready to me, will go out in the morning (giving people enough time to say no.)

Drunk · Mar 14, 2009

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Colonel Trautman: Is over Tommy, is over.....

Salud Fuckers!!!

Anonynamefag · Mar 15, 2009

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I think it's ready to go.

gregg · Mar 15, 2009

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Its sending now.

Drunk · Mar 15, 2009

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gregg;793402 said:

Its sending now.

Lord Anonymous · Mar 15, 2009

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Well done, all. As the shit hits the fan, the glory may not reach us, but the effects of our work will be felt around the world.

Sargo · Mar 15, 2009

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facepalm.jpg

really? haz u guis forgotten how to write a fucken press release?

thats just tl;dr...all it is, it will be looked over and forgotten

fucken fix it or fail

Lord Anonymous · Mar 15, 2009

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Sargo, you're more than welcome to come up with your own version and submit it, but we recommend you let us at least look it over before it goes out to make sure we aren't applying negative press attention to ourselves.

Herro · Mar 15, 2009

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King Nerd;792461 said:

It needs more niggerfaggotry. And pooper.

KN, when doesn't it need more of those?

Anonynamefag · Mar 15, 2009

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/r/ update? Did the press pick it up yet?

Havok · Mar 15, 2009

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We have a confirmed hit.

Linkage

cbusanonandon · Mar 16, 2009

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i just sent it to the ohio state university. i have a friend there.

cbusanonandon · Mar 16, 2009

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... and yahoo thinks i'm sending spam. any way to prevent this?

Hombre · Mar 16, 2009

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Harpoons being fired to Swedish Media

TinyDancer · Mar 16, 2009

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Hombre;795187 said:

Harpoons being fired to Swedish Media

Is this from Sweden?

TinyDancer;795173 said:

In Sweden:
Translation: Translated version of http://www.dn.se/nyheter/varlden/scientolog-erkanner-att-rymdharskaren-finns-1.822035
Original: Scientolog erkänner att rymdhärskaren finns - DN.se

Anonymous · Mar 16, 2009

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Hombre;795187 said:

Harpoons being fired to Swedish Media

Is this from Sweden?

TinyDancer;795173 said:

In Sweden:
Translation: Translated version of http://www.dn.se/nyheter/varlden/scientolog-erkanner-att-rymdharskaren-finns-1.822035
Original: Scientolog erkänner att rymdhärskaren finns - DN.se

(Don't let that stop you Pooning of course.)

Lord Anonymous · Mar 16, 2009

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Ah, I love the sound of harpoons being fired.

Hombre · Mar 17, 2009

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TinyDancer;795243 said:

Is this from Sweden?

Yes, but it wasn't me sending that harpoon, I was with a girl last night ;-)

Anonymous · Mar 17, 2009

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Hmm, did you send the English version to the swedish news sites?
Where they ok with that?

Anonynamefag · Mar 17, 2009

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Do you think we can have some Deutschfags translate the PR and send it to the German media?

Anonymous · Mar 17, 2009

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Anonymous;796622 said:

Hmm, did you send the English version to the swedish news sites?
Where they ok with that?

http://forums.whyweprotest.net/277-...on-shitstorm-vikings-41779/?highlight=vikings

Smurf · Mar 17, 2009

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Hombre;796422 said:

Yes, but it wasn't me sending that harpoon, I was with a girl last night ;-)

Uh..oh! exOT8Michael is going to be real mad. :- D

Mastermoose · Mar 17, 2009

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Sent this to the swedish national newspaper "Svenska Dagbladet"

MarcabianPrince · Mar 17, 2009

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In other languages?

AbsoluteAnon · May 1, 2009

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I'm thoroughly impressed. This story is all over the interbutts.

10/10

Avtomat · May 1, 2009

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How do we go about sending this? I am willing to spam this out to every news agency I can find on the internet, but I don't want to send this from my personal email do I?

Should I create another email to use for email anon business?

EDIT:
I created a new email address and am sending it to every online news outlet I can find. Yahoo seems to think I am spamming so I have to wait a few minutes in between I guess.

Johnny Thunder · May 2, 2009

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Can we get this rolling on sites like fark.com or fazed.org? They got quite a following...

exOT8Michael · May 2, 2009

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March 13th to May 2nd to make a press release?
I say we need a situation room or 3

;-P

Anonymous · May 2, 2009

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The press release has already gone out and been printed or reported on by many newspapers and other media, but if some slowpokes want to send it out again, then that is fine too since Scientology also recycle their press releases. I would however, check if the target you're harpooning already has posted the press release before you send it to them, since it would kind of rude not to read them when you want them to read you.

Fragmented_Mask · May 2, 2009

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Anonymous;852853 said:

The press release has already gone out.

Yeah exactly.. Does anyone know who went ahead with printing the story then?
Ie. Post lings here so we could see the results of our delicious poonage.

Vir · May 2, 2009

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Thread: http://forums.whyweprotest.net/301-...u-revealed-world-feeding-frenzy-begins-41710/

PR publishing:
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/WO0903/S00280.htm
Xenu Story Confirmed By Scientology Spokesman Tommy Davis
SCIENTOLOGY SPOKESMAN TOMMY DAVIS CONFIRMS XENU STORY Play This Magazine
CHVNX - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Scientology Spokesman Confirms Xenu Story
Phantoms and Monsters: Paranormal, Cryptid and Extraterrestrial Events

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