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Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

Discussion in 'Think Tank' started by Qball, Mar 14, 2009.

  1. pooks Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

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    Name: David Aden
    Occupation: head of Worldwide Technology
    Warning: Named Co-conspirator in Operation Snow White
    Status: Active Scientologist[/QUOTE]


    Could you please fact check this. I don't believe David was a co conspirator in Snow White.
  2. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards


    did a few corrections on the 1st three tnx,
    I also would want more on David Aden

    For those Nasty Scilon that went missing or else when it all started, like Rinder, for them we should do MugShots
  3. pooks Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards


    Here some more info on David Aden. He's not staff. He's a public person that does volunteer work for OSA.

    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/192-usa-east-coast/washington-dc-28837/#post568108
  4. Anon777707777 Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    King of Clubs
    Name: Mary Shuttleworth,
    Occupation: YHRI founder, Applied Scholastics founder
    Warning: ?
    Status: Active Scientologist

    Question, any relation to John Shuttleworth, the comedian/musician from Britain?
  5. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    got her as the queen of Club,

    comon anons, name me huge footbullet handlers and Osa operatives, or second rate celebrities,
  6. Anon-007 Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Hmm, so we now have unisex Scilons?

    This one could be male, female or transgender ;)

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  7. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    i think that one is David
  8. Qball Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Compiled Scilon names (card suit/rank is somewhat arbitrary, and just a placeholder to show how many there are)

    Please correct any formal titles that need it

    Spades
    A - David Miscavage, CoS World Leader, Chairman of the Board RTC
    K - Kendrick Moxon, CoS Attorney
    Q - Vicky Boyce, President Plymouth UK Org
    J - Tommy Davis, CoS Spokesperson
    10 - John Carmichael, President New York Org
    9 - Marty Rathbun, Former Inspector General RTC
    8 - Sabine Weber, Vice-President CoS Germany
    7 - Karin Pouw, Director of Public Affairs for CoS International
    6 - Leisa Goodman, CoS Human Rights Director
    5 - Yvette Shank, President CoS Canada
    4 - Susan L. Tylor, President CoS Founding Church DC
    3 -
    2 -

    Hearts
    A - Tom Cruise, Actor, CoS Promoter
    K - John Travolta, Actor, CoS Promoter
    Q - Mary Shuttleworth, YHRI founder, AS founder
    J - Jan Eastgate, CCHR president
    10 - Tim Bowles, CoS attorney, YHRI executive director, CCHR advisor
    9 - David Figueroa, CCHR Florida President
    9 - Paul Fletcher, CCHR London Director
    7 - David Figueroa, CCHR Florida President
    6 - Mary DeMoss, Founder Foundation for Religious Tolerance
    5 -
    4 -
    3 -
    2 - Terryeo, Common Scientology Internet Alias

    Clubs
    A - Kurt Weiland, OSA Director of External Affairs, CoS Vice-President of Communications
    K -
    Q - Janet Kenton-Leaveau, Head of OSA UK
    J - Mike Rinder, Former OSA
    10 - Stefania Cisco, OSA UK Director
    9 - MaryAnne Ahmad, CoS Director of Public Affairs
    8 - Sylvia Stanard, OSA Head Founding Church DC
    7 - David Aden, OSA volunteer
    6 -
    5 -
    4 -
    3 -
    2 -

    Diamonds
    A -
    K -
    Q - Joy Westrum, SC Albuquerque President
    J -
    10 -
    9 -
    8 -
    7 -
    6 -
    5 -
    4 -
    3 -
    2 -

    Joker - L Ron Hubbard
    - Shoop LRH's head onto a joker

    Rules card - Scientology abbreviations
    - CoS = Church of Scientology
    - OSA = Office of Special Affairs
    - RTC = Religious Technology Center
    - AS = Applied Scholastics
    - CCHR = Citizen's Commission on Human Rights
    - YHRI = Youth for Human Rights International
    - SC = Second Chance
    - NA = Narcanon
    - CA = Crimanon
    - WISE = World Institute of Scientology Enterprises

    Thematically, I'm thinking (and credit to star eht)...
    - Spades for the leadership
    - Hearts for the promoters and public faces ('hearts and minds')
    - Clubs for the thugs (OSA, etc)
    - Diamonds for the money-men
    Whether they names can be spread that evenly, I guess we'll see. Spades can get bloated fast, for instance, might need to limit it to internationally ranked members, and relegate regional heads elsewhere. Can probably move the various cult lawyers to the diamond suit.

    I think I'm going to make up another card template for Anons to add in their local culties to their decks. Instead of a normal card suit, it'll have a GF mask, with a rank of nothing. Call it the 'zero of lulz', maybe.
  9. Anon-007 Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    You missed off that fat Nancy Cartright bitch aka the voice of Bart Simpson
  10. Anon-007 Member

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    Oh, and another fat bitch - Kirstie Alley
  11. lothar Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    You remember those decks. The most wanted men by the US military to shoot and kill. This idea is fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let's put together what could be construed as a hit list and name it as such!!

    You guys are such failfags.
  12. Qball Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Cruise has been whoring for the cult for years and Travolta pushed their agenda on the Clinton administration. Cartwright and Alley, unless I'm forgetting something, are quiet and private Scientologists. True, Cartwright used the Bart voice for a bit of internal advertising, but that's a ways from publicly promoting the cult.

    Using their fame to promote the cult and influence government policy should be the threshold, I think. On other hand, we can keep them on an alternates list if we need to fill slots.
  13. Namenlos Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    So much win in this thread.

    I'll shoop up anything needed, just tell me what to do :)
  14. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    switching clubs for diamond, ok, but I think you put too many in hearts that don'T belong there, those from the 'front groups' should be in the diamonds since they will deny being scientologist.

    keep the heart for high profile celebrity, or people who intensely promote Scientology, like Louanne Lee etc. not those who promote their front groups.

    moxon is an attorney, he should be in the diamonds,
    if we put rinder and Rathburn, we'll have to put Beghe as well.
    i think those that were out before it started shouldn't be in the deck. Maybe do mugshots instead/reward poster)

    edit: btw i'm still editing my deck post over and over, adding people to it
  15. Anon4fl Member

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    just my 2 cents but maybe add a formal YFTC.COM Card in there somewhere maybe like in the rules cards n stuff
  16. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    most deck got 3 extra card, 2 joker, and an informational card

    1 joker must be L Ron
    2 Joker must be Xenu
    and that extra card a YFTC, or you found the deck, or you found the cardS
  17. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    dude, this make it for a easy to hold pack of information on the various important person in this 'war'

    only a fucktard would believe this is a real hit list.

    hey, that would be funny if OSA spread this as propaganda saying we're after them.
  18. cbusanonandon Member

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    especially if they showed them to their own people who then looked at the list of crimes and said, "hey! wait! davey miscarriage did tell me to do that!"
  19. Anonymous Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Hmmm...wonder if we can have a 2 card in any suit dedicated to Scio Troll spammers with a big question mark picture. Maybe this? It's my favorite spam. Ah, creepy repeated three times and a never corrected comma. It's true love.~<3

    "anonymous is like KKK.
    They wear masks too.
    They don,t burn crosses on your lawn because they are anti-religious but they do other creepy things that normal people find creepy too.
    A bunch of creepy Haters with bad intentions. FOR SURE!"

    I'm surprised Tom Newton, Scientology paid sock run by multiple posters isn't up there. Neither is that Asian Scio in Toronto who assaulted the protesters a while back. What was his name? Kendra Wiseman's parents too. Bruce Wiseman is the head of the Citizens Commission on Human Rights. Clark Carr is the President of Narconon International. Greg Capazorio is the president of Criminon International. Claire Edwards, head of Scientology Missions International. Fabio Amicarelli Executive of Church of Scientology European Office of Public Affairs. Artur Solomonyan, Scientologist and brought to the USA on a Scientology religious work Visa who was caught by the FBI for smuggling weapons and charged as a terrorist with alleged ties to Al Qaida. Peter Mansell, OSA handler and attack dog against Shawn Lonsdale and Clearwater Anons. Dan Murnan screaming bullbait queen of Scientology. Need moar UK based scios imho.

    Will Smith, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Kirstie Alley, Lisa Marie Presley. Take your pick
  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    :| Never advocate violence, never tolerate it. This isn't a hit list, it's a most wanted list of people we'd like to see arrested by the proper authorities. If someone breaks the law or hurts people, they should go to jail. Plain and simple.
  21. star eht Member

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    can i get some more info on some of these guys?
    Bruce Wiseman
    Clark Carr
    Greg Capazorio
    Fabio Amicarelli
    Claire Edwards
    Artur Solomonyan (was he active as of january 2008?)

    edit: is Jean Eastgate the CCHR president or Bruce Wiseman?
  22. The Blue Jay Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    ^ this
  23. Ann O'Nymous Member

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    Clark Carr
    President, Narconon Int Narconon's Clark Carr and the E-Meter
    Greg Capazorio
    President, Criminon International, South Africa
    Fabio Amicarelli
    Executive director, CSI European Office for Public Affairs and Human Rights (OSA), Brussels http://www.scientology-europe.org/uploads/images/fabio-amicarelli-214.jpg

    edit: is Jean Eastgate the CCHR president or Bruce Wiseman?
    Jean Eastgate
  24. star eht Member

  25. lothar Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Explain this again... These are all criminals and you are listing their crimes??

    I'm sure you don't understand that these people are not public figures. This whole project is a huge steaming pile of fail. Technically it borders on terrrism, but you don't understand the concept. You cannot compile lists of regular people who happen to be in some group. You cannot make "Wanted" deck of cards in the spirit of US military campaigns.

    This seriously needs reported to feds if people persist in faggotry.
  26. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    perhaps you are ignorant of the term 'parody' or 'parodied' or 'hommage' or any other synonym.

    A deck of 52 will
    a) serve as an awsome deck to play with
    b) serve as a good comprised list of people we SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
    c) serve as reminder when you forget the name of various ringleaders
    d) help us keep track of the top brass, we can check it again in 1 year and change it accordingly

    but most importantly, FOR THE MOTHERFUCKIGN LULZ

    seriously, if it make you feel any better, help us mess with the "warning", "occupation" "status" "footnotes" they is potential to but funny stuff there too, like couch jumping under occupation for Tom Cruise

    and in case you missed it:

    They is no 'Reward' listed

    unless you want us to put: reward: 1 million internet,
  27. lothar Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Why not change the name of this to Scilon Front Groups. Or cult ring leaders.

    Instead it is a "Most Wanted" list. If you criticized Narconon/Criminon for one suit. CSI for another. OSA for a third.. Public figures/Celebs for a fourth suit.

    (also AO and AGP are jokers, amirite)
  28. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    l ron and xenu are the jokers :p

    also it'S a 'project', that the OP named "Most wanted" quote unquote and if you don'T like the "name" just "say so"

    i like the "Most Wanted", and if you keep the " " it don'T make it litteral

    but give me ideas...
    Scilon/scilon-related deck of 52 ?
    Xenu Deck...
    L. Ron Play cards...
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    heh LEAST WANTED

    I'm not criticizing the name; I was in Iraq much closer to the beginning of things there. I'm familiar .... very familiar ... with the inspiration for this.

    I just wish I could suggest a good playing card printing company.
  30. DamOTclese Member

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    LOL! I would buy that for a dollar! Actually for twenty dollars.
  31. Newgay Member

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    Btw, I'm totally ripping this idea and making mtg style online Channology TCG. Will post a new threadie when I've had some time to think about the rules and implementation.

    I can see it playing somehow like this:
    Anon starts a raid on org.
    -Anon plays 'Mini Raid' {Enturbulation(visual) Signs make one scientologist realize the truth, and leave the cult}.
    -Scilon plays 'Curtain Tech' {Tech Exhaust an org. Protect it's members from visual enturbulation.}
    etc.
  32. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Least Wanted... I like
  33. Qball Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    'Least Wanted' certainly reinforces that this is satire, not threat.

    Been trying to think up some short statement to put on the rules card to the effect that we want to see them charged and tried in a court of law, to explicitly cover our asses, but nothingsounds right yet.
  34. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    I added more celebrities

    I need 1 more handler, 5 more front group dudes

    and should Will Smith and Holmes handler be there in the hearts?
  35. Anon-007 Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Well, there are genuine topless photos of Katie in free circulation (she used to get her tits out in most of her movies)

    So, a definite YES to Katie!

    On the subject of tits, you could also include Catherine Bell (of JAG fame) and Sofia Milos (CSI / The Border) - both of whom are hot Culties!
  36. star eht Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    bell is there, and i was referng to holmes "handler" look at the 2 of heart on page 2, the chick that follow katie around

    edit: Sofia didn'T do much promotion beside being a scilon
  37. sheep dip Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    I think Tommy Davis should be a queen (eveyone knows Tommy can't audit himself out of being gay).
    The heterosexual Tom Cruise should be a queen, preferably the queen of hearts.
    Oh, and Tim Armer should be a deuce because sometimes he smells like number 2 .


    I almost forgot Travolta, he deffinitely is a queen


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    travoltakiss.jpg


    john-travolta-gay-1.jpg
  38. star eht Member

  39. Ann O'Nymous Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    Proposed change:
    7 of Diamond
    Name:Mary DeMoss
    Occupation: founder of the Foundation for Religious Tolerance of Florida, run Bigotwatch.net
    Warning: tend to circle around people repeating "what are your crimes?"
    Status: Active Scientologist, Speculation she has blown
  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: Project Idea: 'Most Wanted' Poker Cards

    But Sofia does have an awesome body. And huge tits ;)

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