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"proofs absolutely guarantee Judgment Day is May 21, 2011" (end of the world OH NOES)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Apr 18, 2011.

  1. Anonymous Member

    [flail] PANIC !!!! [/flail]

    http://www.nationmw.net/index.php?o...:may-21-2011-day-of-rapture&catid=141:feature

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  2. Lorelei Member

    Dibs on their stuff if they happen to be right and get Raptured away. :D
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  3. Anonymous Member

    You can Chill and be rest assured that every year some douchebag says that the end of the world is nigh, and to repent by getting on your knees and giving him your stuff.
    Someone should just plan a nice pool party for that day and work on their tan while sipping fruity drinks with colorful umbrellas while sitting atop a nice floating lounger and wearing shades.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    I hope this "End Of The World" is better than the last one, which really sucked.
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  5. Anonymous Member

    Ice age pussy.
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  6. WhiteNight Member

    Bugger. I've been looking forward to Gears of War 3.
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  7. Anonymous Member

    You just had to bring that up, didn't you? I'm not even half-way through HALO 3!
  8. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Lordy, end of the world again, *sigh*, and just when I finally got into the kid's Pokemon Yellow game and am getting it done.....shite, might be ages before I can get back to it I'll have to grow new body an' evolve and stuff..... Arghhhhh!!!
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  9. WhiteNight Member

    My friend, you've GOT to get the GoW series and Halo Reach (Halo ODST is pretty good too).
  10. anonakatie Member

    Nerds. :p
  11. Anonymous Member

    We is in herds of nerds and, we have a posse.
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  12. Anonymous Member

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  13. subgenius Member

    This is cool. I don't have to clean my room.
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  14. Anonymous Member

    Associated Baptist Press weighs in and explains everything.

    http://www.abpnews.com/content/view/6296/9/

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  15. anonymous612 Member

    This is convenient, now I don't have to wait for December of 2012 to hold that End of the World Apocalypse Party.
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  16. xenubarb Member

    LOL@ oldfag trying to fit in with Halo reference...
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  17. Zak McKracken Member

    Dibs on salvation.
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  18. anonymous612 Member

    Dibs on Topeka, Kansas after the WBC gets raptured away with them. I could do great things with Topeka, Kansas.
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  19. Anonymous Member

    So could I but I think I'd want to hose it down first.
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  20. anonymous612 Member

    Nahh, gonna raze it and build the world's largest Org. Know any good contractors who are going to hell and therefore missing the Rapture?
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  21. RightOn Member

    oh no you don't
    I have plans on the 21st...
    I plan on having a good ol' time and being knee deep in wog grog
    so... can we please move it to the 22nd?
    I will be certainly hung over and will prolly not mind dieing as much
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  22. Zak McKracken Member

    Nope.

    You can can always try and ask Him for a continuance, but trumpets don't lie.
    Ezekiel 33:3
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  23. SOJOA Member

    Im going to stop paying my bills then......hope it doesnt come back to haunt me.
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  24. RightOn Member

    ok well then... hmmmmmmmmmmmm
    what time are we talking about on the 21st?
    I can agree to 11:59, I will be feeling no pain by then and that way I can totally avoid the next day's hang over
    Sounds like a plan
  25. Anonymous Member

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  26. Ann O'Nymous Member

    Nobody willing to buy "Family Stations Inc." ? Should not be worth much after judgement day...
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  27. RightOn Member

    you know come to think of it, they should at least post a time for people?
    I mean think about it,
    If you knew the world was going to end on a certain day or night, I am sure there are many things that you wouldn't want to be doing or would want to be doing when it ended?
    Or is it just the moment it ticks over 12:00?

    How about you?
    What would you want or not want to be doing the day the world ended?

    Let's play....
    I wouldn't want to be sitting on the toilet.....
    carry on....
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  29. anonymous612 Member

    I'll sell half my new city for a profit and pick it up on the cheap.
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  30. RightOn Member

    I fart plutonium. lol!!!!
    also love the "GO LARGE SUCK IT" sign on the menu!
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  31. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I am gonna fuck like a jackrabbit that day!

    This reminds me of that cult I got great LULZ off of when I lived in the shithole known as Montana. The Church Universal and Triumpant, or CUT (or CULT, or Moonbat shit tinfoil faggots, or whatever you want to put here...) head moonbat Elizabeth Clare Prophet would get the word (after smoking a fuckton of crack) that the world was going to end every 2 to 3 weeks. Every time that happened, the other moonbats would flock into their bomb shelters... After a few days, they would come out of their shelters and, surprise, surprise, the world wasn't a nuked away. They claimed they prayed the nuke gay away. Of course that was BS since neither the USfags or Russiafags at the time were ready to fire their lazors.

    Anyways, I came up with a pre-internets troll idea. Me and my buddies were gonna head to their shelters and start dropping some M-80s and fireworks around their place. The plan got cut short when me and my pals got within visual range of the place. They had guards (IRL Mods) with guns (IRL /b/anhammers) that would have shot at us if we dared get any closer. We didn't want to die (IRL Permaban), so we aborted our plans (we GTFO with the quickness) but we had a good laugh nonetheless.
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  32. Anonymous Member

    Well, there's Dewey Cheedum & Howe, but they're down in Mazatlan, building a gigantic Org for the cartels.

    No answer when I call; seems their phone's not working. Those guys are hopeless with the mod cons but they do build like beavers.
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  33. Anonymous Member

    lol @ (IRL troll)
  34. anonymous612 Member

    Jesus used a proxy.
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  35. Anonymous Member

    <philosophical> The planet and all of us could disappear completely tomorrow, the rest of the universe won't notice, not unlike someone living in the U.S. won't be affected by the death of an amoeba in Thailand. </philosophical>
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  38. COREarg Member

    Before I die, I want to do a lot of things...

    1. Having wild sex with an ex...and I mean WILD.Without regrets.
    2. Cut my little finger off...I hate my little finger, it's just so fucking useless...!
    3. Shit on the door of the local Org.
    4. Tattooing on my ass "EAT ME". Just for giggles
    5. Lose weight, so I die slim LOL
    6. Make a scilon DIAF!
    7. Toss a bowling ball in the middle of a shopping mall
    8. Ride a shopping cart!
    9. Learn how to ride a bike
    10. Eat something I never dared to do...Like Sushi.
    11. Hit all my ex furfag friends and make them fall into an endless pit.
    12. Watch all Harry Potter movies.
    13. Have sex with an Englishman...they are just so sexy!
    14. I had run out of ideas
    15. Look, a butterfly...!
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  40. Anonymous Member

    Well as long as it is after June 28th 2011, I am PERFECTLY HAPPY!

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