Protest Audio MEGATHREAD- Playlists, Space Opera/OT3 recordings and more By now you have probably heard or heard of the "Assists" lecture given by Hubbard in '68 where he orally presents the entire Xenu story in all its epic FAIL. Well, after listening to the whole buttfucking 1 hr. 30 min. piece of shit, I scanned it for the relevant parts to making a short audio file encompassing the entire Xenu tall tale. I then compiled those excerpts, added some "authentic" tape fast-forwarding sounds, and ended up with what can be downloaded by clicking the link below. This could be useful for raids and/or protests. Get yourself near a stress-con table or an Org in general and blast this bad boy on the usually present boomboxes. Sure to turn some heads, it is. Enjoy, fags. Download here. EDIT: Less annoying version w/o tape effects (recommended): KAZAAM!!!