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Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Optimisticate, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. Optimisticate Member

    Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire | RadarOnline.com


    What did she do to cause this to happen? Is it because she knows someone gay? Is it because her wife (The Authoritah on car accidents) is distracted with her boyfriend in LA?
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Indeed, she must have some serious with-helds to pull in that sort of issue.

    Bring on the auditors
  3. genoramix Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    WITHOLDS

    lrn2wordclear
  4. AnonymousTR Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Witt-holes.
  5. RHill Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Heh..

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  6. Hombre Moderator Skandinaviska

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Am I the only one finding it Ironic that a Scientologist would need help in a car accident, since you know, they're the only ones that can really help?
  7. FreakE420 Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

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  8. CADEN Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    LMAO :0) Classic
  9. FUCK Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    fail
  10. stuwyatt Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Katie Holmes seconds from disaster as car bursts into flames on film set | Mail Online

    Its nice to see this paragraph:

    KATIE! LEAVE THE CULT! LEAVE THE MANIAC! FREE YOURSELF!!!
  11. Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Wow! She sure was lucky being married to one of the only people in the world that could really help in a situation like that.


    Oh, and just an aside; the original "Don't be Afraid of the Dark" TV-Movie (1973) scared the shit out of me as a little kid. I wouldn't go near the fireplace in our house for two years.

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  12. Xenuphobe Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    No doubt.

    For a TV movie, it was scary as hell. I remember when the girl was in the shower and the little demon hand reaches around the corner of the door with a coat hanger to flick off the light switch. Yikes.
  13. Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    OMX!
    fly Katie back to goldbase and get her on the emeter b4 its 2 late !!!!!
  14. CADEN Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Yes, No doubt she will be questioned as to how she "pulled this in"
  15. amaX Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Have I told you lately that I love you, FreakE? Because I doooooo!
  16. Sponge Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    Fire? This one (via ANI feed) says the car NEARLY caught fire. Just smoke.

    Katie Holmes ‘narrowly escapes car fire’

    Whatever teh case, it sounds like her pesky BTs were just blowing charge. pffft. Time for more auditing with an emeter needle the size of a chairleg.
  17. HatGirl Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    When you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you OH SHI-
  18. fitch2000 Member

    Re: Radar Online: Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire

    But, she was almost KILT people. This is serious. OK, let's be nice about her now. Did you guys see her wonderful performance on DWTS? She is an amazing woman. OK, sorry, can't do it...

    The Cruise PR team is gonna hafta try harder to make people forget he's off his rocker and Oprah's couch. Hey maybe he could try Oprah part 3 and Katie could make some more cupcakes.

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