"Reply Anonymously" button gone

Discussion in 'Support Questions' started by fishypants, Jan 11, 2014.

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  1. Muldrake, I used to like you, until you went off against Gerry Armstrong.
    Interestingly you bitched him out
    cuz he called you not by your "anon nickname"
    Now this comment about Anon posters ...
    fuck you ...
    read about /b/ so you see why people post Anonymously.
  2. fishypants Moderator

    Loss of anonymous posting is the accidental side-effect of an upgrade to the forum software. Not intentional.

    We're just waiting for sue to have time to work on it. If you want him to hurry up then I suggest sending him money/pornography/beer (not necessarily in that order).
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  3. Perfecto Member

    Instead of porn will he settle for watching my midnight habit of dancing round in the garden completely naked?
    Don't tell everyone about it, just Sue.
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  4. ZeroC Member

    Damn psychs! OSA will hear about this! Mark my words!

    because I'm OSA
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  6. FreakE420 Member

    Are you guys done with the dead parents and hugs shit?
    Where's the damn button!?
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  7. Woo Hah Member


    I blame Sue Marty.
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  8. Perfecto Member

    The damn button is lurking somewhere, anonymously.
  9. Woo Hah Member

    You have to log out first.

    It's a security feature. Just like Google+

    Fuck, I'm going to hell for this post.
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  10. Perfecto Member

    Lol, Woo, I meant the button was lurking anonymously not me.
  11. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    u naughty
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  12. Anonylemmi Member

    Not going to hell. You're just going to be monitored closely from nao on.
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  13. But when I log out the orange of the default theme mesmerizes me and I have to steer clear of the produce section for days, otherwise I wake up out in the parking lot with a cart full of squash and the store manager and nice policeman asking me what my name is and if I know the day of the week.
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  14. muldrake Member

    Me too goddammit. Except it's usually cantaloupes. I don't even like cantaloupes. FUCK YOU WWP.

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  15. Anonylemmi Member

    I end up having those Halloween flashbacks and wake up with yet another restraining order.
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  16. RavenEyes Member


    (I marked your words, as requested.)
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  17. Instructions
    1. Sign out of your account
    2. Sign in anonymously with clever name
    3. Shitpost
    4. Profit?
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  18. OTeleventy Member


    Also, yeah, we know.
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  19. .Anonymous. Member

    Hey, It's back! Cool.
  20. White Tara Global Moderator

    Not for everybody apparently :(
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  21. laughingsock Member

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  22. White Tara Global Moderator

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  23. RavenEyes Member

    Oh, Tara. lol. Just lol...
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  24. White Tara Global Moderator

    :) derp right.
  25. .Anonymous. Member

    And you call yourself a mod? lol
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  26. White Tara Global Moderator

    Yup, I had a moment of madness, induced by missing anonpost button delirium
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  27. Perfecto Member

    So far I've donated my bitcoins to Sue, installed a beer fountain in the garden for his convenience ,and a rather comfortable chair for him to sit on while he watches me perform cartwheels naked of course, and still no anonymous reply button.

    Any more suggestions anyone?
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  28. laughingsock Member

    Did you try marble caek?
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  29. Perfecto Member

    Eating it or offering it to Sue?
  30. laughingsock Member

    Eating with sue, while sporting crotchless panties and black lipstick.
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  31. Anonylemmi Member

    Ok, yer creeping me out. Or sue is creeping me out. Can't tell.
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  32. sue Administrator

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  33. laughingsock Member

    Hey i wasn't the one doing naked cartwheels. I thought i'd spice it up is all.
  34. Anonylemmi Member

    Goddamit, Where ARE those naked cartwheels?
  35. Perfecto Member

    Eyes only for Sue in return for the anon reply button soonish.
  36. sue Administrator

    Better sock up or use guest posting for now.
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  37. Perfecto Member

    This is no hugbox and I'm happy with the one I use. :)
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  38. amaX Member

    Message to sue

    Over the years, we have been forced to watch you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your licentious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the advent of your "No Anonymous Button and You Can Suck It" decision, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made OT III CLEAR to us. Chanology has therefore decided that your lazy-assed downtime should be soundly disrupted. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind---mainly for the laughs---we shall make you wish the internet did not exist and force you to give us back our anonymous button in its past form. We acknowledge you as a serious head-in-the-sand ostrich who avoids, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign peppered with lots of naps for us, too. You will not prevail forever against the nearly comatose masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the heartlessness of your anonymouslessness have sounded its death knell. Wait. Wait. It's the microwave beeping. Never mind. Ramen!

    You cannot hide; we know you're right there watching this shit.

    We cannot die; although I feel pretty damned close so maybe we might die, but I don't know. Don't quote me on this one. We're getting angrier every day---and solely by the force of our childish neediness, malicious and hostile as it often is. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Denied, for we never get our way in this dump.

    Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the anonymous button debacle as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; and that's okay. In fact, it's cool, man. You'll get yours, my pretty. We are your APs.

    Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your website, the suppression of your followers will finally become impossible to maintain. Like you care. But you will care. Oh, yeah. Believers will wake, and see that the anonymous button has no price except for the constant unrelenting begging for monies and we're paying the money and we want the anonymous button so goddamit cough it up, sue. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon not having the anonymous button. NO---they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are APs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of SKA.

    Anonymity costs us money every month and we should get it.

    Websites are not free.

    We are Chanology.

    We are Denied.

    We are Losing.

    We will not forgive.

    We wish we could forget.


    APs=Anti-sue Persons
    SKA=Sue Kills Anonymity
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  39. 069

    So do some naked cartwheels and give him more money already.
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