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Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

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  1. HatGirl Member

    Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Me and a few other anons from the Manhattan area decided to raid the Harlem org on sunday, which thus far hasn't gotten much attention from us. A few blocks away from the org, we came across some volunteer ministers giving out free touch assist massages.

    Scientologists give Anonymous massages on Vimeo
    HatGirl, Mar 8, 2009
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  2. anon33 Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Thanks for overcoming the torture (being touched by him) to give us the highly valuable intelligence.
    anon33, Mar 8, 2009
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  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    It could have been dangerous if you had been identified, I hope your massage had a happy ending.
    Anonymous, Mar 8, 2009
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  4. xseaorguk Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    that was funny.
    I thoght maybe at the end you were going to ask about Xenu...lol
    xseaorguk, Mar 8, 2009
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  5. Hurley Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    I laughed AND was turned on
    8/10
    Hurley, Mar 8, 2009
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  6. anonsoldier Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Check on licensing for massages. If it's advertised only as "touch assists" they may be okay, but I bet the instant the word "massage" appears somewhere they need a regulated license or something. You might be able to force them into a fine of sorts.
    anonsoldier, Mar 8, 2009
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  7. Fatso Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Awesome. You got a message from Fred Mertz. Are these asshole's dabbling in Voo Doo now?


    i could have gone without the Hairy ass crack.
    Fatso, Mar 8, 2009
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  8. Anonamace

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Thats what pedophiles like Wally Hanks like to do to children. FEEL MY FINGER. GOOD.
    Anonamace, Mar 8, 2009
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  9. chipmunkproof Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    hahaha what a sexy farmers tan he has. The guy kind of looks like the secretary of education in Idiocracy:

    [IMG]
    chipmunkproof, Mar 8, 2009
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  10. whatwhat Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    U CAN DONATION 5 DOLLARS 4 A BOOK
    whatwhat, Mar 8, 2009
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  11. xenubarb Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    it looks like they're dusting you. Maybe brushing off those noxious body thetans?

    Please note: the banners are identical to the ones San Diego org puts up, anchored by cinder blocks, to keep their "parishioners" from seeing us.

    Is this mixing practices?

    edit: pink shirt girl, that's a really cute shirt!
    xenubarb, Mar 8, 2009
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  12. tofuman Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Those ministers should work at dry cleaners. They can get the wrinkles out of the clothes.
    tofuman, Mar 9, 2009
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  13. basil Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    I've never seen them offering that in the UK. Is it just different rules, or are the VM's just not so active over here?
    basil, Mar 9, 2009
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  14. Jim Jones Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Creepy?
    Jim Jones, Mar 9, 2009
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  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Faggot!
    Anonymous, Mar 9, 2009
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  16. Silent Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    /r/ someone show this to a licenced/professional massage therapist and get a comment :D:D:D
    Silent, Mar 9, 2009
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  17. Ebeneezer_Goode Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    In general aren't people in this country less open to being touched?

    Please say yes. Because eurgh.
    Ebeneezer_Goode, Mar 9, 2009
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  18. Consensus Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    step one take off pink shirt girl's top
    step two use it to cover her face
    step three post on TD
    Consensus, Mar 9, 2009
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  19. Rheinländer Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    This isn't a massage, they try to find your wallet. It is an very old trick. ^^
    [IMG]
    Rheinländer, Mar 9, 2009
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  20. basil Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    I thought she was kinda cute actually.
    basil, Mar 9, 2009
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  21. A-non-non-anon Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Massagefag reporting in.

    Can't look at the vid yet (vimeo doesn't have a mobile portal) so will examine later.
    A-non-non-anon, Mar 9, 2009
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  22. stevo111 Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    :D Last time i went to doctors and he touched me, i orgasmed D: Also can orgasm by touch roflflflfl
    stevo111, Mar 9, 2009
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  23. basil Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    We have a name for that.

    basil, Mar 9, 2009
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  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Aren't you the guy who got a blowjob from the downsyndrome girl with the flyer suitcase at a protest?
    Anonymous, Mar 9, 2009
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  25. basil Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Nope, you must be thinking of someone else, if indeed the incident even occurred with anyone.
    basil, Mar 9, 2009
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  26. Battletoads Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Wtf is downsyndrome girl with flyer suitcase?
    Battletoads, Mar 9, 2009
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  27. basil Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    bluebell_carpet_476_322.jpg
    basil, Mar 9, 2009
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  28. the_cloak Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Whatever you do, keep that area secret from AGP.
    the_cloak, Mar 9, 2009
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  29. basil Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    It's not far from East Grinstead actually :)
    basil, Mar 9, 2009
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  30. the_cloak Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    That was fucking AWESOME!



    the_cloak, Mar 9, 2009
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  31. Optimisticate Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Creepy groping scilons are creepy.

    Fat Bastard needs to see if scilons can help him.

    I would pay to watch that.
    Optimisticate, Mar 9, 2009
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  32. IncognitoNYC Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Great video. I love to watch Scilons massage Anons with hairy asses.
    IncognitoNYC, Mar 9, 2009
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  33. basil Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Would love to try that over here, I'd probably end up breaking their table, then I can sue them for injury with a no win no fee lawyer.
    basil, Mar 9, 2009
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  34. Skwee Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    I wonder if they have a lint remover handy?
    Skwee, Mar 9, 2009
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  35. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    This skeeved me out in a way I just can't begin to describe.
    Anonymous, Mar 9, 2009
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  36. RightOn Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    I wonder why they keep making you flip from front to back over and over..... I can see f they were doing something REALLY different once you flip, but it looks like the same crap over and over. Like Barb says, it looks like they are being "dusted". I would think that even if this "massage" did have any beneficial traits, that it is ruined by the constant flipping from front to back. Wow, can they make the massage any easier for their minions to learn?

    How much "training" does the dusting technique take?? One minute?

    And they wanted 5.00 for that book?
    I was under the impression they handed out little pamphlets or something for free??

    Aren't you guys afraid of being fair gamed? None of your faces were covered??? yikes
    I mean of course you couldn't wear a mask while getting it done. But why didn't you guys blurr your faces on the vid?
    RightOn, Mar 9, 2009
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  37. IncognitoNYC Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    In New York City there are strict mask laws, all the active anons have been faced fagged, and some have been followed home and harassed, but we keep coming back.
    IncognitoNYC, Mar 9, 2009
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  38. RightOn Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Yeah, I know they couldn't wear masks, but my question is why not blurr out the faces ont he vids?
    There wasn't anyone filmig THEM from COS, they should have blurred the faces on the vid
    RightOn, Mar 9, 2009
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  39. IncognitoNYC Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    They have taken hundreds of pictures of all of us already, and we weren't breaking any laws.
    IncognitoNYC, Mar 9, 2009
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  40. RightOn Member

    Re: Scientologists give free massages to NYC anons

    Oh.... ok.. I guess it doesn't matter then .
    Its a great vid.... shows just EXACTLY how worthless the "TA" is.
    RightOn, Mar 9, 2009
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