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Scientology + Hebrew + preschoolers = Clearwater Academy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by anonymous612, May 8, 2011.

  1. anonymous612 Member

    It would be very, very wrong for you to take advantage of and/or abuse this. Very wrong. This post is only for the many, many scientologist hebrew preschool and elementary teachers looking for work.

    In the St Petersburg Times:
    If this doesn't seem odd to you, you are hugely overestimating both the number of students Clearwater Academy has and the number of Jews on the planet.

    Email break = mine, not the ad's.
  2. RightOn Member

    Maybe they can also drum up some recruits from the member's kids of the Weisenthal Center in CA lol
    insert sarcasm
    maybe then, the Center will understand what COS's intentions are?
  3. Anonymous Member

    I wasn't aware they taught written ENGLISH to preschool students...
  4. Anonymous Member

  5. Anonymous Member

    brb making up a two-sided sign to piss off the Jews and NoI.
  6. JohnnyRUClear Member

    The SP Times? I thought that thing was run by chaos-merchanting anti-religious bigots. What good Hubbardite would do business with them??
  7. Anonymous Member

    Too bad I already have a job.
    They'll probably just end up bringing somebody from Tel Aviv org.
  8. anonymous612 Member

    That's actually a good idea. They aren't the only ones who can do that.

    PAGING TEL AVIV ANONS TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE, TEL AVIV ANONS TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.
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  9. DR Ninja Member

    sooooo, don't they have enough brainwashed teachers there already?
  10. Anonymous Member

    Aparently not.
    How many Jews are there in Clerwater anyways? I mean at the preschool age? And why would Jews be sending their kids to a Scientology school? Am I not getting something here?
  11. AnonLover Member

    Actually, my first thought when i seen OP was "oh snap, their gonna start importing future sea org kids from tel aviv org"

    that's a hella marketing angle for public scilons in Israel... send your kids off for an american education, its hebrew-friendly so good for them and more time for you to spend in the org giving us your jew golds. And no worries - you can always visit when you go to Flag for hemorrhaging more monies.
  12. Ceres Member

    AHHH THIS IS SO INTERESTING IT MAKES ME WANT TO INTENSELY STROKE MY BEARD AND PONDER THE MEANING OF LIFE ITSELF.
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  14. Herro Member

    jews in florida? almost none.
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  15. Anonymous Member

    orly
  16. anonymous612 Member

    Wasn't posted because it was interesting.

    Was posted because it was exploitable.
  17. Anonymous Member

    Cannibalizing Choking Cult will just get more and more bizarre. Hebrews, sci's, and Nation of Islam all studying under one roof. Popcorn stocks. must buy.
  18. Anonymous Member

    they why is it in off topic?
  19. Herro Member

    Because you touch yourself at night.
  20. anonymous612 Member

    Just to fuck with you.

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