Scientology Porn? Found a porn actress named Regan Reese and it seems that she has appeared in such films as "Scientology Skanks, Xenu, and Sea Org. Sluts. Anyone one else heard of these and is she a friend of Anon?
Re: Scientology Porn? Honestly now! When was the last time YOU smelled a vagina? =P I was referring more covertly to those horrid stinky creatures that live under bridges and eat billy goats.
Re: Scientology Porn? Vids? You want vids? Click through to NSFW ElectroFilms.com Anonymous PROVIDES!
Re: Scientology Porn? http://revver.com/video/1202064/britney-on-scientology/ Porn & Scientology ads. It keeps getting better. http://www.electrofilms.com/trailerseaorg.html
Re: Scientology Porn? It must be a classy film -- I mean, come on, they're playing Beethoven in the background !
Re: Scientology Porn? Oh my god, that is a horrible film (seriously) that has nothing to do with Scientology or anything except horribleness.
Re: Scientology Porn? It's obvious, isn't it? They're so downstat that they are now trying to appeal to the people who have money for porn subscriptions. After all, masturbation is good practice for holding the cans, amirite?
Re: Scientology Porn? So, let me pitch a script here. Fourteen year old second-gen Scilon from Minnesota joins the Sea Org and gets shipped to LA. Being a relatively normal teen, she sees and wants what other kids have; the electronic toys, the cell phone, the MP3 playah. Of course, such things are not affordable on SO "salary." She learns that she can pick up some extra dough on Hollywood Blvd. in a modified Navy uniform (Pikachu?) as people will pay money to have their picture taken with a sexy Scientologist. Slender but well endowed, she attracts the fumbling, sweaty Sea Org boys, but after a few disappointing encounters, decides she wants something better. Like a guy with money. One day as she's posing for pix on the street, she encounters a hip looking fellow with a lot of bling who tells her he owns a nightclub. She tells him she's eighteen, sensing an opportunity, and he gives her a card. On her next day off, she visits the "nightclub" only to find it's a titty bar. She rejects the idea at first, but the need for more and better stuff, coupled with the Hubbardian notion that it's only a meat body, finally convinces her to try it. Thus, Sandi the Sexy Scilon is born. One evening, when her superiors think she's studying, she gives a lap dance to a fellow who tells her he's a film maker, she has talent, he can make her a star. As an OT himself, he can see that the Scientology aspect of her persona seems to attract a lot of attention (not to mention her boobs, which always seem on the verge of blowing out of her skimpy top. When it's on, that is.) He gives her his card; Wolliver Asschapper, and she agrees to come in for a film test. She becomes a huge suck sess, starring in such popular pornos as "Fannie Does Flag," "Op. Snow White and the Screaming Dwarf," "Golden Era Seductions," "The Regging of Suzy Toledo," "The Trementina Love Vault" and other video classics. As with most such films, there is little plot and no denouement. It just goes on like this for the requisite two hours. With Scientology's patented Clear Sound technology, viewers will be able to hear every slickie noise, slap and grunt. I don't think Blaise Christie is the man who can deliver this movie as I envision it. He seems rather pedestrian and mediocre in his work, but what do I know? I mean hell, some directors throw a couple pillows and a blanket down in a hallway and pretend it's a bedroom. Perhaps in this case, quality really doesn't matter much...but I'd much rather flog it to Esteban Spielbergo, the famed Mexican director of 'Hurassic Puerco' and 'Nezahualcóyotl Rodriguez y el Iglesia del Muerto.'
Re: Scientology Porn? I wish they will do a gay porn remake starring a Tom Cruise look-alike going anal on a David Miscavige look-alike, and they will hopefully call the movie "Brokeback Tech".
Re: Scientology Porn? I lol'd And I don't think it is incorrect. Them homeless are crazy like a scilon... though, with less money
Re: Scientology Porn? Obligatory: (If you're in a hurry, watch the opening credits and then skip to 1:51)
Re: Scientology Porn? You'd be surprised how much the homeless have. I'd say a fair amount more than your lower ranked Scilon.
Re: Scientology Porn? A lot of videos on that site have inflammatory names to all religions and races. I like the cut of their jib. I may vote with my dollars here.
Jennifer Hammon was in a film "Allyson is Watching" (1997). Jennifer plays the part of Allyson. Jennifer Hammon also played the wife in the Scientology film "The Married Couple". 2000-2001? She was one of the actresses that came in from the Beverly Hills Playhouse/CC Int line. She told the Golden Era Casting department that the film she did was R-rated. She even brought in a copy and showed them a portion so they could see there was nothing out-2D or out-ethics about the film. We shot the entire film and it was just about to be released at a Scientology Event and David Miscavige Called down to Gold furious. Turns out Dave was watching Showtime at 4AM and saw the "Alison is Watching" film and Jennifer did some rug munching and the version played on showtime was "un-rated." Turns out Allyson actually did a bit more than watch. It was a huge flap and Jennifer got in a bit of trouble. The casting girl, Marie Bystrom got assigned conditions. Pretty sure by this time Jennifer was Tom Cruise's assistant or at least in his camp. Because she was now in Tom's camp I think it was brushed off and I ended up writing up a whole report on how the film was only going to be played a few more times on Showtime and was at the end of it's run. The best part was that because I was writing up the report, I had to get the movie on Netflix and watch it a few times so I could make sure my compliance report was complete! Looking back, it was pretty lame, but it is very rare that one can watch "soft porn" as part of a COB order. It was not even soft porn, there is one shot where she does some titty kissing and then another where she goes downtown and all you see is the back of Jen's head. It was interesting to see this young gal that we just spent a few weeks with shooting a movie going down on this skanky prostitute in a boring ass shit movie. Jennifer went on to marry Tom Cruise's driver and then quit after She had a fling out with Tom. Rumor is that he crossed the "physical violence" line with her. She then became Grant Cardone's assistant and not sure what ended up happening to her. I think she remarried some other scilon muckety muck. She was Jen Harris last I knew. Besides that, I am pretty sure there are very little if any other Scilon porn movies. If they did have any they would be on LimpTube. Nothing sexy about scilons. If Rule 34 is in play on Scilons, it is rare.
This was published today: 'Humiliating!' Scientologist Tom Cruise Had Secret Hookup With Lesbian Porn Star! Relationship 'embarrassed the church,' said a source — and he was forced to end it! By Radar Online staff Quote: Tom Cruise‘s secret relationship with Jennifer Hammon ended abruptly after her lesbian past was uncovered, sourced claimed to RadarOnline.com! Cruise, 54, had a fling with his “personal assistant” Jennifer Hammon, 43, until church honcho David Miscavige forced him to dump her over her role in a raunchy video. Hammon stripped down to perform lesbian oral sex in the 1997 sort-core porn flick, Allyson Is Watching, and was able to keep it a secret from Cruise while they worked on The Last Samurai and Collateral. But, Miscavige found the tape after she finished filming a Scientology propaganda movie, The Married Couple. “It was a massive problem,” a former Scientologist assigned to monitor Hammon told Radar. “Jennifer got into trouble. They thought it embarrassed the church, and humiliated Tom since she was so involved in his world.” They broke up shortly after, and Cruise went on to marry Katie Holmes. Former Scientology power player Mike Rinder told Radar: “I don’t know what the criteria was, but I can see why people would not want to be presenting [Jennifer] to [Tom].” “The girl has to be perfect in all ways,” added ex-Scientology honcho Marc Headley. Prior to their split, the couple attended the church’s Spanish headquarters opening together in 2004. “Jennifer would have been personally selected to be with Tom, and Miscavige would have signed off on her seat at the Madrid expo,” renowned Scientology expert Jeffrey Augustine told Radar of the affair in Madrid. They also met each other’s families! Jennifer’s mother, Sue Hammon, told Radar: “I met Tom when he was hosting a family get-together. We played laser tag with his adopted kids. His mom was there, too. They were very nice, and it was a lot of fun.” Now, Hammon is married to Cruise’s former driver. Source: http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/tom-cruise-lesbian-porn-star-personal-assistant-scientology/
She represents The Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild............. And in the name of The Lollipop Guild, she tried to welcome Tom to Munchkin Land!
The kid who directed the "scientology" porn was never a scientologist or had anything to do with the cult nor were any of the porn stars. However, Icarus Corpse ( aka Ryan) , the male star, was my roommate and very good friend at the birth of channology and accompanied me to multiple protests. As far as I know, that's how the director made the decision to title these, due to Icarus' interest in Scientology. Wow, if that's not a walk down memory lane...haha.
