Sea Arrrgh: Show yer colors! Ahoy mateys, I be the dread pirate Nukebeard, and I'm hear to give ye a bit of advice on makin' sure you scurvy dogs show yer colors. "But Cap'n Nukebeard, I don't have any sufficiently piratey gear!" Fear not me lads, here's how ye can solve that dilemma. In fact, I be suggestin' that EVERY anonymous be puttin' this to good use. First, ye start with a newspaper. Ye fold it in half, like so Then, ye fold the corners inta' the middle like so By this point, it should look somethin' like this Movin' on, ye fold the front part of the bottom up and flip it over ta do the back the same Finally, it be lookin' something like this. Ye can then open it up and put it on yer head, or on other body parts if ye be kinky that way.* Now ye got yerself a mighty fine pirate hat. Get to plunderin', boozin', wenchin', and usin' excessive apostrophes. *Nukebeard accepts no responsibility for any papercuts sustained if ye be kinky that way.
Re: Sea Arrrgh: Show yer colors! Guys it's a trap I just tried it it doesn't make a pirate hat it makes a noose! I'm hanging myself as we speak I can't resist, I mean, I just made a noose, I kind of HAVE to hang myself now.
Re: Sea Arrrgh: Show yer colors! I'm so handing these out at the raid next weekend. Not nooses, hats. HATS.
Re: Sea Arrrgh: Show yer colors! Fucking win! Thanks "Nukebeard" my cell will definitely be using these at this protest.
Re: Sea Arrrgh: Show yer colors! Recommending all cells use these, even if you own a good pirate hat, throw it in the trash and use one of these paper hats.
Re: Sea Arrrgh: Show yer colors! FUCKING WIN Every cell should make a SHIT TON OF THESE HATS. HAND THEM OUT TO THE PUBLIC.
Re: Sea Arrrgh: Show yer colors! Just completed mine and.......................... phew! No noose is good noose.
Re: Sea Arrrgh: Show yer colors! You could make hats out of anti-scientology leaflets, then give them out to the public. I mean, if a stranger gave me a leaflet, I'd be more likely to read it if it came in handy hat form.
