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Sea Org Recruitment poster

Discussion in 'Leaks & Legal' started by pooks, Nov 15, 2008.

  1. avbb Member

    Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    These posters make me want to claw my eyes out. Readability is >0 and the graphics are so misused. YUCK!
    Thanks Pooks, keep them coming. LOL
  2. xseaorguk Member

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    the security guard from LA is called Frank (the latin looking one). The one next to him in the photo is Andy. Look at xenusmurf's video on youtube and you will see them in action.
    They are both quite entertaining and sometimes talkative
  3. pooks Member

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    From: ASHOFNEWS <ashofnews@earthlink.net>
    Subject: Join the Sea Organization
    To:
    Date: Saturday, July 4, 2009


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    JOIN THE SEA ORGANIZATION




    “A post in a Scientology organization isn’t a job. It’s a trust and a crusade. We’re free men and women – probably the last free men and women on Earth.”



    “Our programme is simple:

    We are working as hard as we can in Scientology.

    We are doing the best job we can do at our job.

    We are shooting people up in case level.

    We are training up the best auditors we can train as fast as we can train them.

    We are keeping the lines going and the place together.

    We are releasing people wholesale.

    We are making Clears and OT’s.

    We intend to fully make the grade.

    We know every minute counts.”





    Contact the Sea Org Recruitment Officer at this e-mail address:

    asho@scientology.net

    Or write us: 1413 L. Ron Hubbard Way, Los Angeles, CA, 90027
    Call Stephen Levine at: 323-833-5129
    Fax us at: 323-953-3257
  4. Anonymous Member

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    We are so free that we work non-stop and never see our families.
  5. pooks Member

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    From: AOSH UK <aoshuk@scientology.net>
    Subject: Did You Help?
    To:
    Date: July 09


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  6. JohnnyRUClear Member

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    They're SHOOTING PEOPLE?!?

    Damn! Let's get up there to case level and give those poor bastards some /b/lackup!
  7. MongoLloyd Member

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    "The kids in school will grow up."

    I'm pretty sure they're gonna do that regardless.
  8. RightOn Member

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    "We are releasing people wholesale."

    Midnight madness sale!!
    Everything at rock bottom prices!
    Just sign away your life, freeedom and kiss your family goodbye and you too can be on the Bridge To Total Freedom.

    Someone has to do a vid liek the old Crazy Eddy adds.....
    Crazy Miscavige.. his prices are insane!
  9. auchraw Member

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    Read Scientology propaganda and believe exactly the opposite.
  10. Anonymous Member

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  11. pooks Member

    Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    From: Anthony Bolstad <flagserviceorg@flag.org>
    Subject: What is it really going to take to Clear this Planet?
    To: dept2@fso.org
    Date: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:54 PM



    “Man’s inhumanity to man is gaining monuments daily.” –LRH



    Thursday: 833,000 school-aged children take psych drugs every hour of this (and every) day.



    Friday: US unemployment rises to its highest peak in 25 years; in five months job losses total 3.3 million. Shooter kills 13 and critically injures four before killing self in worst mass shooting in two years.



    Saturday: The US spends $400,000,000 (per day) fighting in Iraq , in a war that has resulted in nearly 10,000 deaths and uncountable damage.



    Sunday: 1.5 BILLION dollars is spent on all forms of drugs, daily.



    So what is it really going to take to effectively Clear this planet?



    SEA ORG COMPETENCE, SEA ORG DEDICATION
    AND SEA ORG COMMITMENT.

    They’re facts. Happening every day. But they’ll stop when and if you decide so. LRH formed the Sea Organization as the only team that could effectively combat this decline of society, and handle planetary clearing at the correct order of magnitude. Because when you go for broke to clear a planet, there are no second chances. It takes competence, commitment and dedication to safeguard man’s only chance of a future and push through to the ultimate goal of a cleared planet.



    LRH directed that new Sea Org members be “the type that wants to help the 4th Dynamic and Clear the place.” If LRH is describing YOU, then what you need to achieve YOUR goals in life, is right here.

    The Sea Org.
    Our influence is global.

    Our accomplishments are everywhere.

    Our chance is NOW.

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    “An individual must rise above an avid craving for agreement from a humanoid group to get anything decent done. The bank-agreement has been what has made Earth a Hell—and if you were looking for Hell and found Earth, it would certainly serve. War, famine, agony and disease has been the lot of man.” - LRH (HCO PL of 7 Feb 1965, Keeping Scientology Working)


    Join the Sea Org. Clear the Planet.

    flagserviceorg@flag.org
  12. Obi-Wan-anon Member

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    Dedication and commitment, maybe. But COMPETENCE?

    Cue up song "Two out of three ain't bad"
  13. Anonymous Member

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    ignore us
  14. BlooAnon Member

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    You'd be slim too fed only rice and beans.

    LRH said it. IT MUST BE TRUE!
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  16. WogDoc Member

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    "Many are called. 5 out of 6 blow."
  17. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    :confused:

    :confused:

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    How profound! Who the fuck wrote that spew, a gr7? Oh, nm, David Micavige made grade 8, but hey! He was the biggest kid in class then, must miss it.

    :p

    <3 post #53, lololol! Made a helluva moar sense. XP
  18. JohnnyRUClear Member

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    Are my eyes going, or did they actually stick pseudo-sabers in there to subtly(?) give more of a visual military impression?
  19. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    I think yer right! (or bayonets), good catch!

    Eeeeek!
  20. anonhuff Member

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    Even if all other important stats are going down, it's good to see the "things shooped into other things" stat continues to rise.
  21. SeenTheLight Member

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  22. Re: Sea Org Recruitment poster

    More like ...


    All are pressured ... few are stupid enough to actually getting sucked into joining
  23. DeathHamster Member

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    Hi Fellas .... Come Join Davie's Navy

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    And for some reason, all I can think of is
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  26. Snake Member

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    Can't really call them a mate when they aren't on equal footing.
  27. Anonymous Member

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    He is so stoned. lol
  28. Ramona Member

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  29. DeathHamster Member

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    That depends on how they mate.

    The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper...
    He lined his ass with fiberglass and circumsized the skipper!
  30. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    Many are called~ Most hang up da phone.

    Few are chosen~ So few remaining suckers ta choose from.

    (image of Benny Hill upside-down saluting)
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    He looks fucking wasted
  32. Sponge Member

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    [IMG]
  33. Anonymous Member

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    yeah he does

    lol
  34. Sponge Member

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    Maybe Catherine Bell can tempt you....
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  35. FreakE420 Member

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  36. OHSHI Member

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    Haha. "It's not quite a battlecruiser, but with enough pinks and greys it'll do."-LRH
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    This thread is win
  38. NoScope Member

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    For not being an evil alien cult, they sure do use a lot of outer space imagery.
  39. Smurf Member

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    Geez... thanks guys. You just made me barf on my keyboard. "Many are called..few are chosen"

    One of those chosen is LA poster boy Franck Paolo, Chief of Security at the HGB, who likes to assault young women who stand up for themselves in the cult... ask Jenna Miscavige about it.
  40. Sponge Member

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