Sea Org Requirements

Discussion in 'Martin Ottmann' started by Martin Ottmann, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. These were the requirements for joining the Sea Org in 1971:

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  2. Anonymous Member

    I guess the FO about LSD and SO members is on its way...
  3. I love number 9:
    May not come to the SO to solve marital difficulties or get away from spouse...

    ... we only want to alienate the affections of happy couples, thanx.
  4. anonymous612 Member

    #10 would pretty completely call Scientology's claims that you can be a Scientologist and a Jew/Catholic/whatever bullshit, wouldn't it?
  5. Anonymous Member

    This makes my drug dealing days all seem worthwhile that along with a lot of acid trips.
  6. Anonymous Member

    He's missing "must not have run away to Cuba with kidnapped daughter"
  7. DeathHamster Member

    4. May not come to the Sea Org in an effort to dodge the draft.

    Of course not. You only need to become a Scientology Reverend for that!
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  8. DeathHamster Member

    He never had a second wife, and the girl he kidnapped was not his daughter.
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  9. Anonymous Member

    So said all his wills, too.

    I wonder if Alexis remembers going to Cuba with Daddy. She'd be in her 60s these days.
  10. Anonymous Member

    Apparently giving and receiving anal sex would be OK for the SO.
    Probably an understood requirement.
  11. anonymous612 Member

    I like how you have to pay your own travel fees to join a slave gang. Classy, Scientology.
  12. DeathHamster Member

    11. No [..] hypochondria,

    What a hypocrite! Mr Blinded and Paralyzed, who really only had an ulcer. (And might have been faking that too!)
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