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SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

Discussion in 'Projects' started by RSK, May 18, 2009.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    weird.

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  2. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    Gambling?? {chuckle} At least you're starting to think now.

    Keep up the good work (other than the gambling, obviously), all! If I get a new comp someday, I'll join the fun.
  3. MIanon9966 Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    I would help, but I really dont understand whats going on, im computer retarded, so maybe I Should stay away from this one.
  4. EyeOnSci Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars


    Hey thnx,

    Xenu finally showed up at 118 about 45 mins ago. I have no idea why. I had refreshed the page repeatedly and Xenu was nonexistent. That's how it is when you deal with extraterrestrials, you know.

    EyeOnSci
  5. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    News flash!

    The search goes on.

    Thousands said it shouldn't be done, but a dedicated band of loosely affiliated heathens has made an enormous effort to find the aliens responsible for Earth's demise, and are as yet unsuccessful.
    Undaunted they crunch along, hoping to eventually find the paymasters and their long lost families. The Earth-bound descendants of the Marcabian Confederacy, living under cover and hiding anonymously for centuries, now with most members thawed out, and learning the primitive ways of 21st century earthlings, have found refuge amongst a few good people around the world and created the necessary relay stations to guide the ships in to rescue them. But where are they? Why have they not answered the calls sent?
    The signals are out there, but some suspect that due to 100 millions of years of universal expansion, the distances have become much greater, so the time required must also be.
    Patience is of the essence, so the elder staff must be placed back in stasis with awakenings for an hour or so once a year around the Autumn's solstice, while the children and their descendants continue the quest to re-unite with their long lost relatives.
    After extensive searches covering millions of light years thus far, the search has been exasperating, but it will continue.
    Thank you SETI for giving this lost alien tribe a chance to re-connect.

    :) (yeh, pretty sloppy, but use and abuse at will)

    :)

    Meanwhile on Earth. The Corporation of Scientology continues to thwart and frustrate any attempts at finding the prison/cave of Xenu, going so far as creating a navy to head off independant attempts to get the artifacts needed to re-establish contacts with the home planets..............
  6. EyeOnSci Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    Hey, hey Og, very nice.

    EyeOnSci
  7. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    Heh, thanks EOS, been kicking around ideas in me brain to put together a story about 'why', as in some sort of story to draw attention to Anon's SETI efforts etc..
    Some folks were talkin' about some sort of press release, but for the life of me I can't see staying factual to be of any benefit and no lutz too, so I'm just going to keep posting my stupid stuff here and maybe me or somebody can glean/compile/recreate it, come up with a nice space-opera-ish article that will get some attention. Dunno. Just bored I guess :D

    :)
  8. EyeOnSci Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    Halp!

    We've slipped to spot 128!

    Need moar data cruncherz.

    EyeOnSci
  9. _You_ Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    I guess we missed all the press lulz this could have given.
  10. EyeOnSci Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    Yeah, we are at #232. I think the some Marcabs lost interest in finding Xenu.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    Team Xenu still at 232. Wierd, I guess other groups are weary as well.
  12. Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    I'm back in with one of my computers.
    4 cores @ 2.4GHz, unless/until I decide to overclock it again (probably 3.0GHz).
  13. MeganonOT8 Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    I lol'ed hard.
  14. MeganonOT8 Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    XD rofl
  15. Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    If we can get more participation, we can get noticed by the really competitive fools out there who read the leaderboard everyday, and who will then of course start asking questions.

    That said, BUMP FOR GREAT-- you know I'm not entirely sure what great it is, but I'm sure it's great something.
  16. Robocat Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    Good on ya RSK!
  17. TorontosRoot Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    bump

    excellent post is excellent
  18. anonsoldier Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    I may have to get back into this. Assuming we can get someone to draft a fucking press release.
  19. anon0004 Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    I know I am kinda too late, but I have a few Xeon servers to spare nao so I thought I join up
  20. EyeOnSci Member

    Re: SETI Over 9000 Search for Xenu Project Lulz Wars

    It's nevar too late!

    Welcome to the force.
  21. Perikles Member

    *bump*

    I be crunching data.

    Is this project still go?

    eidt: Right, so we're at no. 436. Moar crunching plz?
  22. anon0004 Member

    Just saw when i checked my seti account we are still going on with this, and by the time? Pretty good though. Bfg is still in there 1hg, and some dudes i have not seen here for ages. So call this operation necromancy, but maybe someone still wants to participate
  23. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Bumperz! Yeh, I'm still crunching numbers too, pretty boring but wtf, not using much PC power and it doesn't muck with anything.
    Still no sekrit messages from the aliens though :(
  24. Just found this team and joined it.

    My system does 1000+ credits/day even on power-saving, so you should see some difference.

    I've been running SETI@Home for some time, but hadn't realised there was an Anonymous team - because I searched the teams for 'Anonymous' rather than 'Xenu'.Have you considered putting 'anonymous' in the name?
  25. Anonymous Member

    Did you search for Xemu?
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  26. KiRiku Member

    I'm in. Running on my side computer that I don't really use so it should be quite good for the job
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  27. Anonymous Member

    This is lulzy indeed. I'll see if I can set up a side machine.
  28. Robocat Member

    Santa Clara Anonymous #5 World-wide! (different op)

    http://boincstats.com/stats/team_stats.php?pr=primaboinca&st=0&co=United States#5

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  29. Anonymous Member

    In less than 6 months, anon beat the NSA and USAF!
  30. The Santa Clara Anonymous team has gone inactive, as we're now funnelling our resources into a more generic Chanology team. We're only 2 weeks old, and have only 2 members, but those members are pretty hardcore, we crunched over a million credits last week, and are just getting warmed up.

    If any of you feel like the Xenu lulzcow has been milked a little dry, or that you'd rather do a different project than SETI, feel free to join us. We support a lot of different projects, and are in it for the long haul.

    http://boincstats.com/en/stats/-1/team/detail/74071867/charts

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