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Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

Discussion in 'Jett Travolta' started by Sponge, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. Sponge Member

  2. grebe Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Yes, no engrams for the baby. And no toxins. And no SPs.

    Stuff is either good or bad. Shun the bad, and your life will be good!
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    She's 48 - I hope she has "real" medical attention close at hand!
  4. Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    I don't know what this will be like in this instance, but I think we all can be certain John Travolta will be in a position where he does not have to look at a his beard's vag. I think all births should have the traditional sounds: nice mellow music and a woman screaming at the top of her lungs that she hates the man who got her there and demanding drugs. lol
  5. RightOn Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    maybe he can sing Kelly a couple of selections from Hairspary to calm her down and
    assure her that there can be two mommies watching the new baby?
    Push! sweety push! Woops! I mean ssssshhhhh!

    travoltab.jpg
    *frightening*
  6. LocalSP Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Don't you mean screaming at the turkey baster that got her there?
  7. xenubarb Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    And pray that autism isn't present in this spawn of an aged egg and a closeted gay man.

    Another Travolta tard, and the true believers might begin questioning the State of OT...
  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    A silent birth should be easy for JT.

    He can always find...er, umm...something...to shove in his mouth.

    Kelly, on the other hand, will no doubt end up screaming like a Banshee.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Not as many guests as when Jett died.
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Silent except for the farts concomitant with giving birth to a butt baby.
  11. Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    No, because a man had to make the manjuice. lol
  12. Triumph Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    regular cast of Kool-Aid drinkers trolling the comments on the Radar Online article.
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Let's have a linky and we'll put that right!

    You'd have thought with Jett being denied lifesaving psychiatric drugs that John Travolta would reject $cientolololology bullshit by now...
  14. vaLLarrr Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Funny how all the OTs and the Volunteer Ministers have forgotten about Haiti now that the cholera epidemic has begun....

    "$cientology works and it helps people in earthquakes - but only for about a week so we can get some good photos for our PR websites and then we vanish back to our command posts to wait for more instructions from our dwarf"
  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    A real silent birth would involve them not talking about their wonderful Scientology lives and plans. I guess inquiring minds need to know.
  16. slobeck Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Why is this news?
  17. Triumph Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    first link in OP ^
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    VMs claim they have a permanent center in Haiti

    vmhaiti1.jpg
  19. Anonymous Member

  20. Sponge Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    That was probably asked the first time round with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just prior to the birth of Suri.
    However, because of that attention, other things relating to Hubbard's bizarre theories on babies and children came out into the mainstream.
    If it goes no further than what we've seen so far here then, yeah, it's a bit of a yawn-o-matic.
  21. bAnon Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    YSCOHWB

    bart-travolta.jpg
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    How much have you done for Haiti recently?
  23. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Well, just a bit of expolitation and getting people on to the Bridge, so they can shoot up to clear and be at cause over their disconnected meat families. Why do you ask?
  24. Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Cholera Outbreak: UNICEF - UNICEF Home
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Not sure if a silent birth will happen..

    From the following website: JOHN TRAVOLTA’S WIFE KELLY PRESTON FAKED PREGNANCY? | Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors & gossip

    They mention the Globe Magazine where they say Kelly Preston and John Travolta have faked the pregnancy and a using a surrogate. Dated 4 November 2010.

  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    ;D
  27. Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Well she better not make a peep this time, I mean that's probably what fucked the first one up (per Hubtard).

    Frankly, I think she's faking it. I feel sorry for the poor surrogate who'll no doubt be forced to cater to their twisted beliefs.
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    The Travolta's 'silent birth'>

    "OMG OMG FUCK FUCK ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK SHIT OMG UGHHHHHHHHH-YEOWWWWWWW OMG I FUCKING HATE YOU ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    "Shut the fuck up John and get me another towel, the baby's almost out..."
  29. Scatman Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    I wonder if Kelly will feed the little tard with barley water formula.
    Malnourish the tot and rot the baby teeth, Kelly.
  30. Sponge Member

  31. xenubarb Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Maybe that's a pic of their Haitian orphanage before the earthquake...they had one there. It fell down.
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    It fell down? What the hell was it made of-paper?

    Did the greedy bastards rebuild? (I'm guessing no)
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    BENJAMIN!

    John Travolta and Kelly Preston revealed the name of their soon-to-be born baby boy and we're loving it!

    John is currently in Australia celebrating the 90th anniversary of Qantas airline, but promises to return home if his wife goes into labor!

    What do U think of the name they've chosen??


    Read More: Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

    I wonder what the birth mother thinks of the name.
  34. RightOn Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Qantas?
    better?
  35. Smurf Member

  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    lol
  37. Sponge Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    Somebody must have disturbed the pod.
  38. Random guy Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    There's an engram to be audited just there already.
  39. Sponge Member

    Re: Silent Scientology Birth for Travolta & Kelly Preston

    John Travolta Flies Home Because Pregnant Wife Kelly Preston Is (Not) In Labour | Hecklerspray
    The highlighted bit above is more interesting and disturbing than anything else in this yawn-a-minute story.

    Why would Perth be giving Travolta the "key to the city" ffs?
    I wouldn't even give him the key to the garden shed.

    Daily Mail article:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...visit-return-pregnant-wife-Kelly-Preston.html

    The full quote regarding the Perth event:
    Organised by the 7 Network? Home of TodayTonight, chief enturbulator of scientology? WTF?
    (Maybe Bryan Seymour was there ready to ask some uncomfortable questions? LOL I wish).

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