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SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

Discussion in 'Audio & Video' started by WagTheWog, Apr 11, 2010.

  1. WagTheWog Member

    SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial:
  2. TinyDancer Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    Oh, I like it.
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    cleverrrrrrr
  4. BLiP Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    How do you watch the sun rise from the Van Allen Belt? From that perspective, and provided you were in line with the Sun to start with, it would be a stationary white star burning in a black sky while Earth rotated beneath. Does science, logic, and observed physical phenomena mean nothing to $cientologists?
  5. anonsparrow Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    Good point!
  6. RightOn Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    tee hee!
  7. Sponge Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    Espinol United Moons for the Cup!
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    There's thetans on the pitch.
    They think it's all over.
    Xenu 4 - 2
    It's is now!
  8. WagTheWog Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    Logic and fact has never been a big part of scientology... but it really is surprising that anyone could believe this crap.
  9. Goosh Goosh Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    tiger would be jealous
  10. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    When I used to listen to this crap I thought LRH was awesome OT'ness. Now I hear just a bragging (by voice tone) lying fucktard.

    I lost nothing of value, from the "tech" point of view when I left.
  11. anon4eva Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    Raving loon, LRH bores the snot out of me!

    Can't hold my attention for 2 minutes--How does anyone believe this shizz?
  12. Random guy Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    You could conceivably see the sun peek out from behind the Earth, and that could be interpreted as a "sunrise".
  13. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    You could be Hubbard, = batshit crazy, on drugs and OT egofaggotry guru.
  14. Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    My animated version of that piece of Hubbard [strike]CRAP[/strike] lecture.

  15. manly man Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    MAdmen.
  16. WagTheWog Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    ^^^ OK... that is simply EX-CELL-ENT.
    I particularly like at the beginning that he spirals down into a sphincter!
    HOW did you do the animated mouth? What program did you use?
  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    "I had a feeling like I might possibly go into the sun."


    I still lmao every time I hear that.
  18. DeathHamster Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    FarkNike.jpg
  19. Bipolart Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    LRH's statement that it is "quite hot" is in direct opposition to Elton John's "Rocket Man": "..in fact it's cold as Hell".
  20. Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    Crazy Talk Pro
  21. Holl Anon Member

    Re: SPOOF: Tom Cruise's new NIKE commercial

    "And I bit off my thetan fingernails, you know"

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