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Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by portlandrobin, Dec 1, 2010.

  1. portlandrobin Member

    Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    When is the big reveal??? Kirstie!!!! We are waiting! Even if she has lost a significant amount of weight - big deal! It's taken her at least 11 months to do it and we still haven't seen her get on the scale or publish an undoctored photo. What a fraud.:cool:
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Kirstie's been busy promoting Organic Liaison. Posted this on her Twitter:

    "I'm excited to announce that my weight loss program Organic Liaison is now available at ALL GNC stores!! WOO! HOO!" - Monday, November 22, 2010

    http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4484431
  3. Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    She's still pushing Orgasming Lemmings? We'll know when she comes out of her hovel again, because a solar eclipse caused by her fat ass won't be easy to hide.
  4. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    "That's no moon .. oh wait, it is."
  5. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Maybe she did like Pizza the Hut did in Spaceballs? She got trapped in her limo and she ate herself to death?
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  7. Triumph Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Krustie Sighting

    Wichita exercisers attempt Zumba record
    Wichita exercisers attempt Zumba record - KSN TV, Kansas News and Weather
    short video

    Watch the Video.. *LOL* Krustie hidden under a giant "Faux Fur" coat ...ready to zumba the night away...


    way to hide those Fat rolls from the cameras Krustie!
  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    lol!! she still looks like a huge beast and her hair looks like a rat's nest in the back.
    Some spokesperson for Orgasmic Leisons! huh?
    what a laugh

    anybody who buys her crap deserves to get ripped off
    look at her!
  9. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    No, because I don't want to hurl... again.
  10. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Zumba, jazzercise, whatever... I get my exercise faildancing in front of an empty mOrg every month.




    Yes, that means I'm sitting on my fat rear for the other 29 days (and I'm still thinner than Kirstie).
  11. Bipolart Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    She's draped in a carpet! What a pig - she always looks like an unmade bed.
  12. subgenius Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Hey, everyone exercises in a heavy fur coat, no?
  13. another123 Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    No. The other 599 people didn't feel one was needed.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBu-s9EI7ZA]YouTube - Sasquatch spotted in Wichita YMCA[/ame]
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    I think Wichita set a record for largest Zumba-er in fur lol!
  15. ravenanon Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    lol
  16. xenubarb Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    FUUUUUUUU-

    If I saw that in my YMCA, I'd tackle it and subdue it before it could eat any elderly or the childrens!
  17. Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Yeah they should have let BTK out for the day.
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Santa,
    I know Christmas is over... but one last request.
    Can someone please do a tape loop of Kirstie dancing I mean lumbering in her furtard, with some dino/beast type sounds for the sound track?
    It would be most excellent
  19. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    And please add an "Organic Liasons Call Now!" sign?
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  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    why yes, I have had several gurls who were Italian... wots the point, it were warm and comphy times mate.



    Then there is the lard factor............ ewwwwww.... there's comphy, then there's 'Holy crap I lost mah fucking watch!', big diff.
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Hunting Kirstie hints 101>

    Look for fresh fault-lines in the pavement around any CrispyCream shops.

    Following giant slug trails.

    Checking for sources of shade that are not clouds.

    Keep moving in opposite direction of migrating animals, especially cows.
  23. subgenius Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    About 1/3 of her.
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    kirstiesasquatch.jpg

    Found today...
  25. portlandrobin Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    It's has been a year since she launched her program, right? Assuming average loss of 2 lbs per week she should have shed 104 pounds of entheta by now. Does anyone know the sales figures for OL? Because anyone stupid enough to purchase weight loss assistance from an obese woman who can't prove its efficacy probably deserves the worthless snake oil they get.

    Kirstie, if you can prove you have lost at least 70 pounds, I will adopt two Haitian orphans. You care about Haiti, right? I'm serious!
  26. Persi Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Was just wondering about this yesterday or so.
  27. Rockyj Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    She hasn't lost any weight!
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    This is what she thinks she looks like:

    kirstieblackrmweb.jpg
  29. xenubarb Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    There is a significant lack of cankle here. I call shenanigans!
  30. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Barb, she owns and operates two tankles. I too think the depiction is inaccurate.
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5319/phony.jpg[/IM

    Shes using her heavily photo-shopped picture to advertise her weight loss on the OL web page

    Kirstie Alley: "Me and my Italian men friends" - photoshop job?
    [URL="http://forums.whyweprotest.net/320-kirstie-alley/kirstie-alley-me-my-italian-men-friends-photoshop-job-71995/"]http://forums.whyweprotest.net/320-kirstie-alley/kirstie-alley-me-my-italian-men-friends-photoshop-job-71995/[/URL]
  32. Zak McKracken Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    has she figured out who's the Who, PTS to her hooters?
  33. Triumph Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!


    zzzzzzzkirstiealleyphot.jpg

    the Who,....is sitting on the floor out in front...Hubbard is the PTS
    that and a greasy bucket of KFC...and a raging case of PMS
    -------
    Kirstie Has Her Scientology Fan Club.. On her Facebook OL page... posting comments saying how great Kirstie is and How great the product is...the place is filthy with comments..
    -------
    heres one of hundreds!

    Barbara Andrews Kirsty!!! You Rock!! ARC Girl!!!
    November 1, 2010 at 5:07pm

    and look at the links on their pages.

    then check their FB info -you see this.
    Narconon International, Mercola.com, Tom Cruise, Human Rights Education - Youth for Human Rights International, The Truth about Drugs, Petition for Investigation of the Fraud of Psychiatry,Self Analysis, Dianetics,Grant Cardone,Meet a Scientologist.John Travolta, Support Delphi Students Haiti Relief Program, The Trans USA Run - Running for Youth,, United for Human Rights, A Simple Act Of Kindness
    ------


    both the OL and Kirsties FB page is littered with Scilon praise for Kirstie and fake testimonies..

    its funny and pathetic...
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  34. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    It is indeed. Criste, I'd forgotten about that shoop, so much for wearin' mah PJ's tonight *runs off to warsherin' masheen...* Lololol!

    *note to self> don't you be clickin' on threads liek this with yer mouth full of chili~ derp!*

    :cheers:
  35. Smurf Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    The hog is back from Kansas... wish she'd learn how to spell...

    GO SEE THE FIGHTER...sooooo amazing...TRUE GRIT amazing..I'm in the Acadamy that votes for the OSCARS...so screening all the films! FUN!!

    Kirstie Alley (kirstiealley) on Twitter
  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    There should be a "The Fattest Celebrity of the Year Award".

    Let people vote on who is the fattest.

    If Kirstie Alley won <wink>, it would damage her media hype.

    And even more fun if she won it the next year as well, and the next.
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    oh tee powers what
    hahaha acadamy,
    fat bitchcunt moron


    it's a haiku you see
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: Still no sign of Kirstie!!!

    Was she the one who was responsible for that last lunar eclipse?
  39. mojo Member

    she turned 60 yesterday..prolly eating all that caek.
  40. DeathHamster Member

    Her cartoon needs to show more leg, and maybe add a swing coat...

    bewitched-cartoon-opening.jpg

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